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Unger Suspicion

Jeff Bridges, John Goodman Reunite for ‘The Big Sawatzky’

August 1, 2026

HOLLYWOOD, CA The Coen Brothers have just wrapped up filming the sequel to their 1998 cult hit The Big Lebowski. The new film, entitled The Big Sawatzky, which reunites Jeff Bridges with John Goodman, Steve […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mr. Penner Flicks For Triple Word Score

July 31, 2026

BLUMENORT, MB Normally Mr. Penner can be pretty confident that he’ll come out on top anytime the knipsbrat board is placed in front of him. But a mixup with the knipsers this afternoon really had […]

Unger Conviction

  • GCer Wins Safe Passage Through Treacherous Fraser Valley Full of MBers
    April 21, 2022
  • Mennonite Usher Duct Tapes Unruly Parishioner to Church Pew
    August 12, 2021
  • Snoop Dogg Gives Up Smoking after Joining Mennonite Church
    November 18, 2023

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Man Sets Record for Tallest Bowl at Mongo’s Grill
    May 10, 2026
  • Server Left Waiting Awkwardly at the Table for Mennonite Couple to Finish Praying
    January 21, 2018
  • Climate Scientists Predict Global Shortage of Schmaunt Fat
    May 16, 2016

Unger the Influence

  • Trump Really Excited About New $1.8 Billion Slush Fund
    May 20, 2026
  • Webster’s Dictionary Redefines “Ceasefire” as “Active Battle”
    May 8, 2026
  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • ‘Mennonite Pickers’ Find Treasure Trove at Local Dump
    February 24, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Translates Low German Joke for Englishers, No One Laughs
    March 26, 2019
  • 5 Times The Daily Bonnet Accurately Predicted the Future
    November 16, 2022
  • Steinbach Residents to Get Bolt Cutters in their Stockings this Christmas
    November 18, 2020

Trending

  • Mennonite Aunt Shocked To Discover She’s Been Excluded From Family Group Chat This Whole Time
    July 24, 2026
  • Mennonites Flock to Nickelback Concert to Collect their 5 Cents
    July 23, 2026
  • Massive Algae Bloom Discovered Beneath Gordie Howe Bridge
    July 22, 2026
  • Area Couple Enjoys Delicious Meal of Authentic Mennonite Food
    July 21, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Elderly Mennonite Woman Picks Off Johnny Manziel Four Times in CFL Debut
    August 9, 2018
  • “Man does not live by bread alone”: Loblaws CEO Galen Weston Quotes Jesus to Defend Price-Fixing Scheme
    July 25, 2024
  • Brave Kangaroo Carries Mennonite Tourists to Safety
    July 19, 2017
  • Joke Crosses the Line Yet Again Today
    September 7, 2017
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Chihuahua Airport Offers New Lounge Just For Mennonite Grandmas

July 30, 2026

Prince Edward Island Becomes Accidental Target of White House Anti-DEI Campaign

July 28, 2026

Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens

July 27, 2026

Mennonite Family Wastes Entire Vacation Visiting Relatives

July 26, 2026

Southern Manitoba Transitions from Agricultural-Based Economy to Wedding Venue-Based Economy

July 25, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • White Sox to Feature All-Mennonite Starting Lineup
    July 11, 2026
  • Soccer Player Gets Red Card for Yawning
    July 10, 2026
  • FIFA Agrees to Let Trump Officiate Tonight’s World Cup Match
    July 6, 2026
  • Canada Loses to Morocco After Not Getting Enough Pucks to the Net
    July 5, 2026

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