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Unger Games

New Season of ‘Heated Rivalry’ to Feature Manitoba’s Top Crokinole Players

January 17, 2026

ALTONA, MB Producers of the hit TV romance Heated Rivalry have already announced a change for season two–rather than a romance between two hockey players, the next season will feature two of Manitoba’s top knipsers. […]

Unger the Influence

American Soldiers Accidentally Invade Greenland Road

January 17, 2026

GREENLAND, MB The tiny hamlet of Greenland, Manitoba was on high alert this week after a troop of US soldiers came marching through town. “I guess they want our rare earth roll kuchen or something,” […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Church Overturns Hoe v. Spade
    May 4, 2022
  • Cellphone Ban Coming to Mennonite Churches this Fall
    August 15, 2024
  • Louisiana Requires All Schools to Display Pictures of Charlton Heston
    June 27, 2024

Unger & Thirst

  • New Study: Farmer Sausage Contains Only “Trace Amounts” of Actual Farmers
    March 10, 2021
  • Steinbachers ‘Super Excited’ to Finally Have Some Sort of Prohibition Once Again
    October 25, 2018
  • Abandoned Pizza Hut Serves as Lasting Monument to Human Ingenuity and Indigestion
    March 4, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • Carney Called Out for Utilizing ‘Plaudietsch’ Spelling
    December 17, 2025
  • Liberals Just One Mennonite MP Away from Majority Government
    December 15, 2025
  • Foreign Visitors Scramble to Erase ‘Unger Review’ from Phone Before Entering the US
    December 12, 2025

The Daily Bonnet

  • ‘Knipsbrat and Chill???’: Mennonite Woman Receives Late Night Text
    April 16, 2019
  • A Post that is Certain to Please Absolutely Everyone
    November 11, 2017
  • Caravan of Mennonites Heading for U.S. Border
    November 5, 2018
  • Mennonite Mom Doesn’t Realize Her Son’s a Hipster
    May 23, 2017

Trending

  • Mennonites Really Disappointed with Philip Yantsied
    January 9, 2026
  • Zwaagstra Vows to Continue Goertzen’s Legacy of Giving Andrew Unger Plenty of Material
    January 8, 2026
  • US Troops Accidentally Seize One of Those Oil and Vinegar Tasting Rooms
    January 5, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman Worried Trump May Try to Capture Her Essential Oils
    January 4, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Abbotsford Woman Mortgages House to Pay for Taylor Swift Tickets
    November 5, 2023
  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a Big Hit on Hutterite Colony
    February 18, 2019
  • James Reimer Declines to Wear ‘Violent’ San Jose Sharks Jersey
    March 19, 2023
  • Kermit the Frog Weighs in on Steinbach Pride Controversy
    June 21, 2016
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Word Bird Gives Fred Penner Plautdietsch Word

January 15, 2026

Winnipegers Rush to Get their Hands on the Cheapest Nosebleed Seats

January 13, 2026

Steinbach Mayor Wins Grand Slam of Butchering

January 12, 2026

Ottawa Disappointed with Gun Buyback Program in Mennonite Country

January 11, 2026

Hutterite Women’s Hockey Team Totally Destroys Slumping Winnipeg Jets

January 9, 2026

Unger Games

  • New Season of ‘Heated Rivalry’ to Feature Manitoba’s Top Crokinole Players
    January 17, 2026
  • Steinbach Mayor Wins Grand Slam of Butchering
    January 12, 2026
  • Hutterite Women’s Hockey Team Totally Destroys Slumping Winnipeg Jets
    January 9, 2026
  • Mennonites Excited for Grand Slam of Curling in Steinbach
    January 3, 2026
  • Untimely Victory Throws Jets Off Pace of Being Just as Pathetic as Vancouver by Christmas
    December 14, 2025

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