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Theatres Empty for New Documentary About My Taunte Lina

January 31, 2026

NEW KLEETHAL, MB Despite a more than $75 million bribe paid to the local farm implements dealership to host the film, the new documentary about my Taunte Lina has proven to be a huge flop. […]

Unger Games

Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament

January 29, 2026

SASKATOON, SK Canadian provincial and federal leaders showed a united front this afternoon as they gathered in Saskatoon to see who was the better knipser. “Of course, Wab Kinew had a big advantage being from […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Pastor Unfazed by Fly on Her Face the Entire Service
    October 8, 2020
  • Mennonite Couple ‘Devastated’ after Narrowly Missing Registration Deadline for Church this Sunday
    April 24, 2021
  • Mysterious Formations Appear on Church Parking Lot Overnight
    August 27, 2020

Unger & Thirst

  • Custodian at Local Senior’s Home Can’t Get the Smell of Roll Kuchen Out of the Hallway
    September 13, 2018
  • 10 Hottest Mennonite Spices Ranked in Order of Spiciness
    February 10, 2024
  • Google Honours Mennonites with Farmer Sausage Logo
    April 24, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • Zwaagstra Vows to Continue Goertzen’s Legacy of Giving Andrew Unger Plenty of Material
    January 8, 2026
  • US Troops Accidentally Seize One of Those Oil and Vinegar Tasting Rooms
    January 5, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman Worried Trump May Try to Capture Her Essential Oils
    January 4, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonites Scramble to Book the Common Room at Oma’s Manor for Upcoming Christmas Gatherings
    September 19, 2022
  • 10 Mennonite Memes You May Have Missed
    February 10, 2023
  • Contestants Stumped as 2 Mennonite Mayors Appear in Jeopardy! Clue
    July 17, 2025
  • Winkler Man Racks Up $5 Million in Roaming Charges After Venturing into Morden
    May 31, 2024

Trending

  • Mennonite Man Gets Standing Ovation in Switzerland
    January 22, 2026
  • Andrew Unger Gifted Secondhand Nobel Prize for Literature
    January 21, 2026
  • Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens
    January 20, 2026
  • Winnipeg Jets Sign Mennonite Senior to Bring Some Youth to the Team
    January 19, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Spring is Here! Manitobans Excited for Only 8 More Weeks of Winter
    March 22, 2023
  • New Jurassic Park Movie Climaxes with Explosive Debate in Morden Over Existence of Dinosaurs
    July 27, 2025
  • Mennonite Cover Band Plays Classic Stones Tune ‘I Know It’s Only Rock and Roll (But I Don’t Like It)’
    July 31, 2021
  • Tom Brady Blames Loss on Regulation Size Footballs
    February 5, 2018
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Area Man to Pretend Super Bowl Actually Matters to Distract Himself from Everything Else Going On in the World Right Now

January 28, 2026

Climber Scales Credit Union Building Without Safety Gear

January 27, 2026

“Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests

January 26, 2026

GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration

January 25, 2026

Every American School to be Supplied with their Very Own Dairy Cow

January 24, 2026

Unger Games

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • Area Man to Pretend Super Bowl Actually Matters to Distract Himself from Everything Else Going On in the World Right Now
    January 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Jets Sign Mennonite Senior to Bring Some Youth to the Team
    January 19, 2026
  • New Season of ‘Heated Rivalry’ to Feature Manitoba’s Top Crokinole Players
    January 17, 2026
  • Steinbach Mayor Wins Grand Slam of Butchering
    January 12, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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