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Unger the Influence

George Washington Completely “Absolved” in New Epstein Files

February 1, 2026

WASHINGTON, DC Historians are breathing a sigh of relief this weekend as not a single mention of George Washington was discovered in the latest batch of Epstein files. “His name has been completely cleared,” said […]

The Daily Bonnet

Theatres Empty for New Documentary About My Taunte Lina

January 31, 2026

NEW KLEETHAL, MB Despite a more than $75 million bribe paid to the local farm implements dealership to host the film, the new documentary about my Taunte Lina has proven to be a huge flop. […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Church Approves ‘Scandalous’ New Hemline
    November 15, 2018
  • Conservative and Liberal Mennonite Debate Church Music
    July 6, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Labelled a “Feminist” for Not Trailing 10 Feet Behind Her Husband at All Times
    July 5, 2022

Unger & Thirst

  • Police Raid Home Suspected of Hosting Wild All-Night Tupperware Party
    April 21, 2017
  • Steak Temperature Guide (Mennonite Edition)
    August 15, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Embarks on New Career After a Weekend of Gorging on Oma’s Cooking
    April 2, 2018

Unger the Influence

  • Ottawa Disappointed with Gun Buyback Program in Mennonite Country
    January 11, 2026
  • Zwaagstra Vows to Continue Goertzen’s Legacy of Giving Andrew Unger Plenty of Material
    January 8, 2026
  • US Troops Accidentally Seize One of Those Oil and Vinegar Tasting Rooms
    January 5, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • High German Mennonite Claims He’s Not Actually All That High
    May 18, 2024
  • World’s Oldest Living Mennonite Fondly Reminisces About the 1908 World Series
    November 3, 2016
  • Mennonite Couple Sneak In Quick Meddachschlop During Second Intermission
    April 16, 2019
  • Morden Hockey Team to be Known as the “Not Winklers”
    July 15, 2020

Trending

  • Every American School to be Supplied with their Very Own Dairy Cow
    January 24, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Gets Standing Ovation in Switzerland
    January 22, 2026
  • Andrew Unger Gifted Secondhand Nobel Prize for Literature
    January 21, 2026
  • Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens
    January 20, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Canada Day Ruined as Stoned Singer Totally Butchers ‘Oh Canada’
    July 1, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman to Listen to Nothing but the Boney M Christmas Album for the Next Six Weeks
    November 21, 2017
  • Thousands of Floridians Flock to Saskatchewan for Warm Winter Vacation
    January 30, 2024
  • Angry White Man Reports on All the Horrible Atrocities Facing Angry White Men These Days
    June 6, 2021
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Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament

January 29, 2026

Area Man to Pretend Super Bowl Actually Matters to Distract Himself from Everything Else Going On in the World Right Now

January 28, 2026

Climber Scales Credit Union Building Without Safety Gear

January 27, 2026

“Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests

January 26, 2026

GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration

January 25, 2026

Unger Games

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • Area Man to Pretend Super Bowl Actually Matters to Distract Himself from Everything Else Going On in the World Right Now
    January 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Jets Sign Mennonite Senior to Bring Some Youth to the Team
    January 19, 2026
  • New Season of ‘Heated Rivalry’ to Feature Manitoba’s Top Crokinole Players
    January 17, 2026
  • Steinbach Mayor Wins Grand Slam of Butchering
    January 12, 2026

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