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Unger Suspicion

Dating Couple to Spend Romantic Evening Basking in the Aroma of the Maple Leaf Plant

November 18, 2025

WINNIPEG, MB Dating couple Amanda and Kevin of Landmark drove into the city this weekend to sit in their car with the windows rolled down on Lagimodiere. “I knew this was a great first date […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Families Sign-Up to Bring Salads, Buns, and Measles to Upcoming Potluck

November 17, 2025

SCHRATJLIJCH, MB The Schratjlijch Gospel Church is inviting everyone to stay after church this Sunday for a delicious potluck, including raisin buns, mashed potatoes, and a delectable array of Jell-o salads and measles. “You’re not […]

Unger Conviction

  • Oba yo, Candice Bergen was right: Why We Know the Young People Really are “Brainwashed”
    May 28, 2023
  • Time Between Ceremony and Reception Extended to Torture Wedding Guests
    September 21, 2019
  • Felix Manz, Forgotten Second Rebaptizer, Declared “Buzz Aldrin” of the Anabaptists
    January 22, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • Local KFC Sees 50% Reduction in Diarrhea After Getting Rid of Taco Bell
    July 13, 2023
  • Mennonite Woman Caught Distributing Yerba Mate on Halloween
    November 1, 2022
  • Mennonite Grandma Smuggles Baking Powder into White House, Plans to Make Zwieback
    July 6, 2023

Unger the Influence

  • A Complete List of Jokes that Won’t Get You Cancelled These Days
    September 18, 2025
  • Carney Enlists the Amish to Address Canada’s Housing Crisis
    September 14, 2025
  • Doug Ford Dumps Out Entire Crown Royal Bag Full of Scrabble Tiles
    September 3, 2025

The Daily Bonnet

  • Help Mr. Funk Decide: Is He Swiss or Russian Mennonite?
    March 2, 2021
  • Mennonites to Hold Annual ‘Running of the Dairy Cows’ Down Pennsylvania Avenue Today
    January 20, 2017
  • Mennonite Politician Tweets Photo of Wife Mucking the Stalls After 12-Hour Nursing Shift
    January 11, 2022
  • New Facebook Algorithm Only Shows Posts from Your 26 Closest Frintschoft
    June 5, 2021

Trending

  • Mennonite Man Suspected of Dancing After Being Scheduled for Hip Replacement
    November 10, 2025
  • 20-Knipser Pileup Just Outside Blumenort
    November 9, 2025
  • Trump Caught Snoozing in Church
    November 8, 2025
  • Mennonite Man “Crosses the Floor” to Join the Lutherans
    November 7, 2025

Unger Suspicion

  • Trudeau Grows Authentic Menno Beard
    January 18, 2020
  • New ‘Chief Medical Officer’ Trading Cards are Flying Off the Shelves
    April 16, 2020
  • Biden Weighs Nationwide Ban on Gassy Mennonite Food
    January 13, 2023
  • Taylor Swift Announces Massive Countrywide Tour of Toronto
    August 3, 2023
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Winnipeg Man to Host Grey Cup Party and Cheer for Nobody

November 16, 2025

U.S.A. to Stop Making Sense

November 15, 2025

Mennonite Man Seeks Wife to Stare at While She Does the Yardwork

November 14, 2025

Mennonite Pastor Scolds Sky for Wearing Too Much Makeup

November 13, 2025

Area Man Really Hoping to Die Before He’s Finished Paying Off That 50-Year Mortgage

November 11, 2025

Unger Games

  • Winnipeg Man to Host Grey Cup Party and Cheer for Nobody
    November 16, 2025
  • 20-Knipser Pileup Just Outside Blumenort
    November 9, 2025
  • Lodged Perogy Costs Blue Jays World Series
    November 2, 2025
  • Mennonites Refuse to Watch ‘Worldly Series’
    November 1, 2025
  • Man Who Can’t Name a Single Player Really Rooting for the Blue Jays Tonight
    October 31, 2025

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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