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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman to Dust Entire Province of Manitoba

May 15, 2026

CARMAN, MB Mrs. Loewen of Carman has been enlisted by Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew to dust the entire province this weekend. “That was quite the dust storm,” said Kinew. “But luckily we have women like […]

Unger Games

Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards

May 13, 2026

WASHINGTON, DC In his most emphatic statement to date, US President Donald Trump has told Iranian authorities to give up because he holds all the Dutch Blitz cards. “I’ve got all the cards. All the […]

Unger Conviction

  • Editorial: ‘I Think the Lord Would Approve of Our Church Split’
    December 2, 2016
  • Mennonites Now Totally Spaced Out in Church
    November 28, 2021
  • Church Basement Chair Recruited To Help Change Lightbulb
    August 16, 2024

Unger & Thirst

  • After Last Night Hanover Municipality Renamed ‘Hangover’
    January 1, 2018
  • Retiring Teacher Quickly Consumes 30 Years Worth of Apples
    June 29, 2017
  • Mennonite Woman Has “Just One Small Piece” … Then Has Four More
    November 3, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz
    March 17, 2026
  • Conservatives Vote to Reaffirm Party Leader Mark Carney
    March 6, 2026
  • Funk and Penner Endorse Penner for Goertzen’s Job Reports Peters from Reimer
    March 1, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Scrapbooker Documents Literally Every Second of Family’s Life For the Past Two Decades
    May 18, 2019
  • Mennonite Woman Spends Entire Grey Cup Reading Daily Bonnet Articles
    December 12, 2021
  • Mennonite Family Forced to Wear Their Parkas Indoors So Dad Can Save on the Hydro Bill
    December 5, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Under the Impression that Opening a Few Windows Will Cool Things Down in Here
    June 23, 2022

Trending

  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026
  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Finally Takes Off His Winter Tires
    May 4, 2026
  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • US Supreme Court to be Expanded from 9 Members to 535 and Renamed ‘Congress’
    May 8, 2022
  • Regina and Saskatoon Merge to Attract IKEA and a Hockey Team
    January 16, 2023
  • Sean Penn Confesses He’s Really a Penner
    September 9, 2023
  • U.S. Capitol to Be Replaced with One Massive Banana Republic
    January 7, 2021
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90-Year-Old Grandma Emerges Victorious in Senior Assassin 2026

May 12, 2026

Mennonite Man Sets Record for Tallest Bowl at Mongo’s Grill

May 10, 2026

Nationwide Cottage Cheese Shortage Causes Mennonites to Compromise Cherished Values for First Time Ever

May 9, 2026

Webster’s Dictionary Redefines “Ceasefire” as “Active Battle”

May 8, 2026

Mennonite Man Doesn’t Have Enough Space on Census Form to List All His Kids

May 7, 2026

Unger Games

  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026

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