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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Installs New Inground Pool

June 4, 2026

GOSHEN, IN Local man Johan Miller has always wanted a good quality inground pool, which he feels will be especially refreshing during the hot summer months. “But I wasn’t going to pay Home Depot prices,” […]

Unger Suspicion

Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain

June 3, 2026

BALDY MOUNTAIN, MB Area man Pete Rempel braved a completely paved highway this week and became the first member of his immediate family to drive right to the top of Manitoba’s highest mountain. “It’s a […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Teens Keep Yelling “606” in Sunday School
    November 5, 2025
  • Mennonite Pastor Unfazed by Fly on Her Face the Entire Service
    October 8, 2020
  • Christian Service Brigade Defends Church Basement from Invading Pioneer Girls
    October 21, 2021

Unger & Thirst

  • How Many of These Common Mennonite Foods Have You Tried?
    February 24, 2018
  • Winkler Declares Schmaunt Fat Rationing Emergency
    July 28, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Shunned for Not Making Her Own Crusts
    January 21, 2020

Unger the Influence

  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026
  • Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On
    April 19, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Family Absolutely Loves Their Brand New ‘EMC Sierra’ Truck
    December 18, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Wins Nobel Peace Prize for Remembering to Lift the Toilet Seat
    March 29, 2024
  • Highway 3 from Morden Makes Sharp Left Turn to Avoid Winkler
    September 12, 2020
  • World’s Oldest Living Mennonite Fondly Reminisces About the 1908 World Series
    November 3, 2016

Trending

  • Carney to Raze 72 Million Acres of Old Growth Forest to Make Copies of Guilbeault’s Resignation Letter
    May 27, 2026
  • Petro-Canada Introduces New Farmer Sausage-Scented Air Fresheners
    May 26, 2026
  • Andrew Unger Celebrates 10 Years of Schmaunt Fat Jokes
    May 25, 2026
  • Ed Sullivan Theatre to Be Demolished and Replaced with Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech
    May 22, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Inspired by Ukrainians, Mennonites Demand Their Own Christmas
    January 7, 2017
  • Carrie Underwood Spotted Busking for Spare Change Outside Winnipeg Jets Arena
    May 14, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Still ‘Feeling the Bern’
    May 23, 2016
  • Canadians Demand to Have King ‘Burton Cummings’ Added to New Banknotes
    September 21, 2022
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Mennonite Woman Creates Her Own Rhubarb-Flavoured Bubly

June 2, 2026

Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review

May 31, 2026

Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week

May 30, 2026

Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For

May 29, 2026

Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht

May 28, 2026

Unger Games

  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026

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