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Unger the Influence

US Launches Major Attack on the Epstein Files

February 28, 2026

EPSTEIN FILES The US government has launched a surprise full scale attack on the Epstein Files this weekend. “We had to strike and strike hard to prevent the Epstein Files from doing any more damage,” […]

Unger Games

American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey

February 26, 2026

OTTAWA, ON Moments after the US victory on Sunday morning, millions of Canadians have decided they no longer have any interest in the sport of hockey. “President Trump warned us of this very thing,” said […]

Unger Conviction

  • Google Maps Error Leads Rosenort Couple to Southland Mall in Winkler
    March 15, 2018
  • Tim Tebow Signs with Mennonite Church, but Not as QB
    May 10, 2021
  • Snoop Dogg Gives Up Smoking after Joining Mennonite Church
    November 18, 2023

Unger & Thirst

  • Béchamel Sauce Revealed to be Nothing More than Schmaunt Fat
    April 21, 2023
  • Tide Pods Added to Grandma’s Delightful Faspa Spread
    January 20, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Deliberately Leaves Out Essential Ingredient in Recipe
    December 13, 2018

Unger the Influence

  • Every American School to be Supplied with their Very Own Dairy Cow
    January 24, 2026
  • Andrew Unger Gifted Secondhand Nobel Prize for Literature
    January 21, 2026
  • American Soldiers Accidentally Invade Greenland Road
    January 17, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Man Renounces Genealogy After Connection to Homer Simpson is Discovered
    November 4, 2016
  • Mennonite Man Shunned After Returning from Zurich with Swiss Army Knife
    May 31, 2025
  • Mennonite Man Already Crafting His Snarky Rebuttal to Michael Zwaagstra’s Latest Column
    October 28, 2022
  • Mennonite Man Wins Nobel Peace Prize for Remembering to Lift the Toilet Seat
    March 29, 2024

Trending

  • James Talarico Article Pulled from the Unger Review
    February 19, 2026
  • Canadian Curler Accused of “Knipsing” Stone
    February 18, 2026
  • Manitoba Issues Province-wide “Yellow Snow” Warning
    February 17, 2026
  • I Searched the Epstein Files for Mennonite Content – This is What I Found
    February 16, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Mennonites Inspire Tesla to Release ‘New Improved’ Cybertruck
    November 28, 2019
  • Long-Suffering Vegas Knights Fan Finally Sees His Team Win the Cup
    April 10, 2018
  • Patrik Laine Considers Bringing Back ‘Lucky Mennonite Beard’ After Recent Slump
    January 10, 2019
  • “Not Only Does the New iPhone Suck, But It’s Also a Sin”
    September 13, 2016
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Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal

February 25, 2026

Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line

February 24, 2026

Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again

February 23, 2026

Massive Stockpile of Silver Medals Discovered at Local Thrift Store

February 22, 2026

Abbotsford Man Has No Excuse to Miss Church Tomorrow Since He’ll Be Up at 5 AM Anyway Watching Hockey

February 21, 2026

Unger Games

  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026
  • Massive Stockpile of Silver Medals Discovered at Local Thrift Store
    February 22, 2026

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