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Unger Suspicion

Ed Sullivan Theatre to Be Demolished and Replaced with Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech

May 22, 2026

NEW YORK, NY The historic Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York will be torn down this week and replaced with a $1.8 billion Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech. “I’ve always been a very […]

The Daily Bonnet

Potato Discovered in Mennonite Man’s Vereniki

May 21, 2026

BURNS LAKE, BC Thomas Redekop, 54, of Burns Lake, BC was in for the surprise of his life after he cut into a delicious perogy only to discover the entire thing was filled with a […]

Unger Conviction

  • Sunday School Teacher Becomes Stuck to Flannelgraph Board
    October 30, 2018
  • Mennonite Church to Hold Weeklong Series of Meetings to Decide Matters that Easily Could Have Been Settled in a Couple Emails
    May 2, 2022
  • Elon Musk Buys Mennonite Church, Appoints Himself Pastor
    November 2, 2022

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Woman Excited that Province has Opened Things Up for ‘El Fresca’ Dining
    March 21, 2021
  • What the Heck is a “Mennonite Raised Chicken”?
    September 30, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Becomes ‘Completely Hooked’ on the Pink Stuff
    August 12, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • “I thought it was me as a trajchtmoaka,” Trump says
    April 13, 2026
  • Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz
    March 17, 2026
  • Conservatives Vote to Reaffirm Party Leader Mark Carney
    March 6, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Englisher So Hairy He’s Mistaken for a Mennonite
    April 17, 2020
  • Vinyl Outsells CDs at MCC Store for the First Time Since 1987
    March 29, 2023
  • Winkler Hires Taunte Nettie as City’s First Female Cop
    July 26, 2017
  • Local Man Blames His Narrow Mind on the Zika Virus
    May 19, 2016

Trending

  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • 90-Year-Old Grandma Emerges Victorious in Senior Assassin 2026
    May 12, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Sets Record for Tallest Bowl at Mongo’s Grill
    May 10, 2026
  • Nationwide Cottage Cheese Shortage Causes Mennonites to Compromise Cherished Values for First Time Ever
    May 9, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • New Improved Horse Gets Up to 60 Miles Per Carrot
    September 7, 2018
  • Long Lost C.S. Lewis Book Discovered: The Loewen, the Witch and the Wardrobe
    July 21, 2019
  • Mennonites Excited for New Tolkien Prequel
    December 11, 2018
  • XFL to Play in Front of Empty Stadiums Just Like Normal
    March 12, 2020
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Trump Really Excited About New $1.8 Billion Slush Fund

May 20, 2026

Mennonite Woman Permanently Trapped in New Landmark Roundabout

May 19, 2026

Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup

May 18, 2026

Baal Really Excited for New Statue in His Honour

May 17, 2026

Mennonite Woman to Dust Entire Province of Manitoba

May 15, 2026

Unger Games

  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026

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