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Unger the Influence

George Washington Completely “Absolved” in New Epstein Files

February 1, 2026

WASHINGTON, DC Historians are breathing a sigh of relief this weekend as not a single mention of George Washington was discovered in the latest batch of Epstein files. “His name has been completely cleared,” said […]

The Daily Bonnet

Theatres Empty for New Documentary About My Taunte Lina

January 31, 2026

NEW KLEETHAL, MB Despite a more than $75 million bribe paid to the local farm implements dealership to host the film, the new documentary about my Taunte Lina has proven to be a huge flop. […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Church Accidentally Performs First Ever Infant Baptism
    September 20, 2016
  • Mennonite Pastor Hired for Wife’s Ability to Play the Piano
    February 19, 2024
  • Google Maps Error Leads Rosenort Couple to Southland Mall in Winkler
    March 15, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • Strangers on Russlaender Train Agree to Swap Recipes
    July 12, 2023
  • New Bothwell Resident Arrested for Putting Processed Cheese on His Burger
    April 30, 2019
  • Mennonite Couple Shares Single Plate at Mother’s Day Buffet
    May 10, 2022

Unger the Influence

  • Ottawa Disappointed with Gun Buyback Program in Mennonite Country
    January 11, 2026
  • Zwaagstra Vows to Continue Goertzen’s Legacy of Giving Andrew Unger Plenty of Material
    January 8, 2026
  • US Troops Accidentally Seize One of Those Oil and Vinegar Tasting Rooms
    January 5, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Jake Dycks Fill Winkler Arena for Annual Jake Dyck Festival
    February 2, 2020
  • 10 Mennonite Memes You May Have Missed
    February 10, 2023
  • Mennonite Man Finally Finishes ‘Peace Shall Destroy Many’
    May 18, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Switches Between English and Plautdietsch a Record 3000 Times in a Single Conversation
    October 29, 2017

Trending

  • Every American School to be Supplied with their Very Own Dairy Cow
    January 24, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Gets Standing Ovation in Switzerland
    January 22, 2026
  • Andrew Unger Gifted Secondhand Nobel Prize for Literature
    January 21, 2026
  • Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens
    January 20, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Gen Xer Super Proud of Himself After Managing to Stand for Entire Concert
    February 3, 2024
  • Manitoba Government Introduces Strict ‘No Kill’ Policy for Mosquitos
    May 28, 2017
  • Mennonite Woman Stocks Up on Discount Candy for Next Year
    November 1, 2023
  • Pacifist-Thriller ‘Hacksaw Ridge’ Lures Reluctant Mennonites into Movie Theatre
    November 18, 2016
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Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament

January 29, 2026

Area Man to Pretend Super Bowl Actually Matters to Distract Himself from Everything Else Going On in the World Right Now

January 28, 2026

Climber Scales Credit Union Building Without Safety Gear

January 27, 2026

“Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests

January 26, 2026

GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration

January 25, 2026

Unger Games

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • Area Man to Pretend Super Bowl Actually Matters to Distract Himself from Everything Else Going On in the World Right Now
    January 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Jets Sign Mennonite Senior to Bring Some Youth to the Team
    January 19, 2026
  • New Season of ‘Heated Rivalry’ to Feature Manitoba’s Top Crokinole Players
    January 17, 2026
  • Steinbach Mayor Wins Grand Slam of Butchering
    January 12, 2026

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