The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger
Unger the Influence

Andrew Unger Gifted Secondhand Nobel Prize for Literature

January 21, 2026

SAUK CENTRE, MN Humorist Andrew Unger drove down to Sauk Centre, Minnesota this afternoon where he was presented with the Nobel Prize for Literature originally given to the great Sinclair Lewis. “It’s such an honour,” […]

The Daily Bonnet

Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens

January 20, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB According to a recent Statistics Canada estimate, the City of Winnipeg now has a population of just over 850,000 Friesens. “And growing,” said mayor Scott Gillingham, one of just three individuals in the […]

Unger Conviction

  • Bible Camp Shuts Down After No One Memorizes Enough Verses to Attend
    July 2, 2019
  • Thrift Store Sees Huge Surge in Donations Thanks to Tomorrow’s Rapture
    September 22, 2025
  • Mennonite Child Accepts the Lord in the Womb
    May 20, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Global Mennonite Weight Increases 50 Million Pounds Over the Holiday Season
    January 2, 2017
  • Mennonite Grandma Frees Up Some Freezer Space to Store Vaccines
    March 24, 2021
  • Adorable Mennonite Child Becomes Millionaire Selling Chocolates to Old People
    March 25, 2018

Unger the Influence

  • American Navy to Blockade Saskatchewan Oil Tankers
    December 28, 2025
  • Carney Called Out for Utilizing ‘Plaudietsch’ Spelling
    December 17, 2025
  • Liberals Just One Mennonite MP Away from Majority Government
    December 15, 2025

The Daily Bonnet

  • Read Through ‘The Best of the Bonnet’ in One Year: A Guide
    December 9, 2021
  • Mennonite Men Return from European Vacation with a Few New Habits
    September 2, 2022
  • “I am Mennonite,” Borat Reveals in New Film
    October 27, 2020
  • Winkler Man Racks Up $5 Million in Roaming Charges After Venturing into Morden
    May 31, 2024

Trending

  • Winnipegers Rush to Get their Hands on the Cheapest Nosebleed Seats
    January 13, 2026
  • Steinbach Mayor Wins Grand Slam of Butchering
    January 12, 2026
  • Ottawa Disappointed with Gun Buyback Program in Mennonite Country
    January 11, 2026
  • Hutterite Women’s Hockey Team Totally Destroys Slumping Winnipeg Jets
    January 9, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Public is Shocked to Discover Quakers Are More than Just Oats
    January 4, 2017
  • Petition Calls for Entire State of Minnesota to Join Canada
    January 7, 2019
  • Olympic Fans Have One Last Chance to Cheer Against the USA Today
    August 21, 2016
  • Tom Cochrane Will Attempt to Get Mennonites to Sing Along to Rock Songs Tonight
    June 17, 2017
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

Winnipeg Jets Sign Mennonite Senior to Bring Some Youth to the Team

January 19, 2026

Mennonite Woman Delighted to Receive Gently Used Nobel Peace Prize

January 18, 2026

New Season of ‘Heated Rivalry’ to Feature Manitoba’s Top Crokinole Players

January 17, 2026

American Soldiers Accidentally Invade Greenland Road

January 17, 2026

Word Bird Gives Fred Penner Plautdietsch Word

January 15, 2026

Unger Games

  • Winnipeg Jets Sign Mennonite Senior to Bring Some Youth to the Team
    January 19, 2026
  • New Season of ‘Heated Rivalry’ to Feature Manitoba’s Top Crokinole Players
    January 17, 2026
  • Steinbach Mayor Wins Grand Slam of Butchering
    January 12, 2026
  • Hutterite Women’s Hockey Team Totally Destroys Slumping Winnipeg Jets
    January 9, 2026
  • Mennonites Excited for Grand Slam of Curling in Steinbach
    January 3, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved