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Unger Suspicion

‘KPop Dueck Hunters’ Number One Movie on Mennonite Netflix

March 23, 2026

VANDERHOOF, BC A movie about the Hiebert Family Singers has risen to number one on Mennonite Netflix this week. “The story follows the Hieberts as they face off against their rival gospel quartet known as […]

Unger Conviction

Mysterious Formations Appear on Church Parking Lot Overnight

March 21, 2026

VANDERHOOF, BC Pastor Dave pulled up onto the lot this morning for his marriage counselling sessions with the Thiessens only to find that the entire lot was covered with mysterious black circles and the whole […]

Unger Conviction

  • Guilt Levels Reach Record Lows as Mennonites Stay Home on Sundays
    March 24, 2020
  • Calvinist Spies Hack Mennonite Church Board Election
    January 16, 2017
  • Man with Snowblower Finds Renewed Sense of Purpose and Meaning
    February 26, 2022

Unger & Thirst

  • Shuttered Winnipeg 7/11s to be Turned into Tim Hortons
    October 22, 2024
  • Mennonite Man Cooks His Wieners a Perfect Medium Rare
    July 4, 2021
  • Mennonites Consume Record Numbers of Rapple Chaps During Stanley Cup Final
    June 24, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Top Ten Things People Expect to See in a Mennonite-Filipina Romance Movie
    October 15, 2020
  • All the Jokes in Plautdietsch Bible are Lost in Translation
    July 17, 2016
  • Grandkids Horrified as Grandma Reimer Texts “I’m Mennonite AF”
    June 5, 2020
  • Mennonite Man Buys Over a Million Dollars in Co-op Gas Just to Get a Huge Dividend Cheque
    March 20, 2026

Trending

  • Top 10 Mennonite Movies of the Year
    March 14, 2026
  • Subway Opens in La Broquerie
    March 12, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • Schmaunt Fat Soars to $100 a Barrel
    March 10, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Encounter with Radiohead Song Sends Swiftie into Existential Crisis
    September 7, 2025
  • Local Man Becomes Mennonite Just for the Jokes
    July 17, 2022
  • Yodas Celebrate 300 Years in America
    October 11, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Leads Mass Exodus from Twitter
    November 25, 2024
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Mennonite Man Buys Over a Million Dollars in Co-op Gas Just to Get a Huge Dividend Cheque

March 20, 2026

Strawberries Discovered on Mennonite Man’s Vereniki

March 19, 2026

Local Gas Station to Offer Free Kick in the Groin with Every Purchase

March 18, 2026

Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz

March 17, 2026

Ben Heppner and Howard Dyck to Take on Timothee Chalamet in High Stakes Prize Fight

March 16, 2026

Unger Games

  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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