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Unger Games

Area Man to Pretend Super Bowl Actually Matters to Distract Himself from Everything Else Going On in the World Right Now

January 28, 2026

SANTA CLARA, CA Area man Jake Loewen, 41, is really gearing up for the Super Bowl this weekend to distract himself from thinking about all the messed up things that have been going on lately. […]

Unger Suspicion

Climber Scales Credit Union Building Without Safety Gear

January 27, 2026

STEINBACH, MB World-renowned climber Alex Honnold has just accomplished the greatest feat of his career—free soloing the credit union building in Steinbach. “No one ever thought it could be done,” said climbing enthusiast Steve Kliewer. […]

Unger Conviction

  • Biden Sends Thoughts and Prayers to “Former President Ronald Reagan”
    July 13, 2024
  • Dusty Springfield Song Haunts Pastor’s Son His Whole Life
    September 24, 2020
  • Mennonite Couple Sits Through 3.5 Hours of Avatar But Can’t Handle 20 Minute Sermon
    January 28, 2023

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Couple Can’t Figure Out Whether to Go to Abbotsford or Chilliwack ‘White Spot’
    September 22, 2021
  • Americans to Consume More than 2 Million Tons of Baked Beans Today
    July 4, 2023
  • McFarmer Sausage Returns to McDonalds After 10-year Hiatus
    February 20, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • US Troops Accidentally Seize One of Those Oil and Vinegar Tasting Rooms
    January 5, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman Worried Trump May Try to Capture Her Essential Oils
    January 4, 2026
  • Arts Center to be Renamed ‘Trump Putin Epstein Tech Bros Robert E. Lee FIFA Gulf of America Kennedy Center’
    December 30, 2025

The Daily Bonnet

  • Wife Frustrated With Husband’s Inability to Take a Flattering Selfie
    March 21, 2017
  • Mennonite Folklorama Pavilion the Only One Without Booze or Dancing
    August 10, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Successfully Traces His Ancestors Back to Adam
    January 28, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Emerges All Cool and Trendy After Hip Replacement
    June 24, 2025

Trending

  • Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens
    January 20, 2026
  • Winnipeg Jets Sign Mennonite Senior to Bring Some Youth to the Team
    January 19, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman Delighted to Receive Gently Used Nobel Peace Prize
    January 18, 2026
  • New Season of ‘Heated Rivalry’ to Feature Manitoba’s Top Crokinole Players
    January 17, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Devout American Christians Gather to Enthusiastically Worship False Idol Today
    July 4, 2020
  • Harry and Meghan to Winter in Regina
    January 10, 2020
  • Patriots Release Tom Brady to Pursue CFL Opportunities
    January 7, 2020
  • “Road Conditions” Keep Winnipeggers from Leaving the City to Visit the Relatives
    March 17, 2023
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“Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests

January 26, 2026

GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration

January 25, 2026

Every American School to be Supplied with their Very Own Dairy Cow

January 24, 2026

Mennonite Man Gets Standing Ovation in Switzerland

January 22, 2026

Andrew Unger Gifted Secondhand Nobel Prize for Literature

January 21, 2026

Unger Games

  • Area Man to Pretend Super Bowl Actually Matters to Distract Himself from Everything Else Going On in the World Right Now
    January 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Jets Sign Mennonite Senior to Bring Some Youth to the Team
    January 19, 2026
  • New Season of ‘Heated Rivalry’ to Feature Manitoba’s Top Crokinole Players
    January 17, 2026
  • Steinbach Mayor Wins Grand Slam of Butchering
    January 12, 2026
  • Hutterite Women’s Hockey Team Totally Destroys Slumping Winnipeg Jets
    January 9, 2026

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