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Unger Suspicion

Angine de Poitrine Turn Out to be a Couple Mennonite Boys from Winkler

April 15, 2026

WINKLER, MB Angine de Poitrine, the mysterious math rock duo who has taken the Internet by storm, have kept their identities secret until now. The secret slipped this week out after the drummer was caught […]

Unger the Influence

Conservatives Form Majority Government

April 14, 2026

OTTAWA, ON After a barrage of floor crossing and a couple by-elections this week, Mark Carney and the Conservative Party of Canada have finally formed a majority government. “Canadians have spoken loud and clear—they want […]

Unger Conviction

  • Man with Snowblower Finds Renewed Sense of Purpose and Meaning
    February 26, 2022
  • Guest Gets Totally Lost on the Way to 100 Huntley Street
    May 21, 2017
  • Eclipse Glasses Recommended for Sunday’s Worship Service
    August 22, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • For Dessert Today? Sugar Cubes Dipped in Coffee
    June 5, 2023
  • Mennonite Man Still Chewing the Same Piece of Mom’s “Steak” from 1987
    September 11, 2020
  • Thanksgiving Leftovers Miraculously Resurrected After Three Days
    October 12, 2021

Unger the Influence

  • White House Demands New Bridge Be Rerouted to Epstein Island
    February 11, 2026
  • George Washington Completely “Absolved” in New Epstein Files
    February 1, 2026
  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Rumours Fly as Mennonite Man is Spotted at Jewelry Store
    April 13, 2024
  • Lit Match Insufficient After Dad’s Been in There
    January 17, 2018
  • Morden Man Successfully Stretches Penny Into Copper Wire
    November 29, 2016
  • Quiz Time! Real News or Satire? 2025 Edition
    December 24, 2025

Trending

  • Mennonite Man Sent To Unclog Space Toilet
    April 7, 2026
  • Family Manages to Get On a Record Three Rides During Weeklong Trip to Disney
    April 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Justin Trudeau Among 313 Canadians Banned from “Going Anywhere Near Alberta”
    March 18, 2022
  • Evander Kane Caught with Fake Low German Vaccine Sticker
    October 20, 2021
  • Mennonite Seniors Confuse Lobby Cam for OnlyFans
    December 13, 2023
  • CNN Pleads with Biden to Start a Few More Wars
    August 20, 2021
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“I thought it was me as a trajchtmoaka,” Trump says

April 13, 2026

Mennonite Man Wears His Very Best Carhartt to Church

April 12, 2026

Americans Demand the Flooding of Saskatchewan and Manitoba to Give their Ships Easier Access to Canadian Oil

April 11, 2026

Thousands of Poultry Farmers Accidentally Show Up at ‘National Poetry Month’ Event

April 10, 2026

Killing People Only Way to Achieve Lasting Peace, Leaders Insist

April 8, 2026

Unger Games

  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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