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Southern Manitoba Transitions from Agricultural-Based Economy to Wedding Venue-Based Economy

July 25, 2026

MITCHELL, MB Agriculture has been the backbone of the economy in southern Manitoba for well over a century. Over the past couple years, however, it has been radically transformed to a wedding venue-based economy, as […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Aunt Shocked To Discover She’s Been Excluded From Family Group Chat This Whole Time

July 24, 2026

WINKLER, MB Taunte Tina of Winkler has recently discovered she’d been excluded from the Klippenstein family group chat for the past 10 years. “Oba, they were talking about the upcoming Klippenstein gathering and who was […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Church Hands Out Fidget Spinners to Keep People Alert During Boring Sermon
    June 4, 2017
  • “Freedom-Loving” Pastor Won’t Let Women Wear Pants
    April 30, 2021
  • Anabaptist Seminary Graduates a Record Five Calvinists
    April 22, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Man Breaks Five Teeth on Oma’s Rock Hard Papanat
    November 1, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Discovers Huge Selection of “Cooking Wine” at Local LC
    September 16, 2025
  • How to Get That Perfect Mennonite ‘Dad Bod’ You Always Wanted
    June 17, 2018

Unger the Influence

  • Webster’s Dictionary Redefines “Ceasefire” as “Active Battle”
    May 8, 2026
  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026
  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mannanite Man Still Searching for the ‘Alf on the Shalf’
    December 12, 2020
  • Friesen Siblings Gather for 20 Year Home School Reunion
    May 20, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Spends Two Hours Selecting Least Awkward Urinal
    July 6, 2022
  • Mennonite Grandpa Now Charging $8 for Five Minute Piggyback Ride
    February 9, 2020

Trending

  • Trump to Fence Off the Border to Keep Out Canadian Smoke
    July 18, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman Lucks Out With New Licence Plate
    July 16, 2026
  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • Folk Fest Attendee Sells Spot in the Shade for $500 a Square Foot
    July 14, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Conservatives Run Actual Donkey in Mennonite Town, Still Confident of Victory
    October 17, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Arrested in Atlanta for Drinking Pepsi
    March 27, 2024
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Mennonite Family Adopts ‘Baby Yoder’
    January 17, 2020
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Mennonites Flock to Nickelback Concert to Collect their 5 Cents

July 23, 2026

Massive Algae Bloom Discovered Beneath Gordie Howe Bridge

July 22, 2026

Area Couple Enjoys Delicious Meal of Authentic Mennonite Food

July 21, 2026

Christopher Nolan Casts Pacifist Mennonite Farmer as Odysseus

July 20, 2026

US Strikes Iran With Their Most Powerful Weapon: Taco Bell Lettuce

July 19, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • White Sox to Feature All-Mennonite Starting Lineup
    July 11, 2026
  • Soccer Player Gets Red Card for Yawning
    July 10, 2026
  • FIFA Agrees to Let Trump Officiate Tonight’s World Cup Match
    July 6, 2026
  • Canada Loses to Morocco After Not Getting Enough Pucks to the Net
    July 5, 2026

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