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Unger Games

Recently Retired Jonathan Toews Scrambles to Get His Name on the Fernwood Waiting List

June 20, 2026

STEINBACH, MB Days after announcing his retirement from hockey, Winnipeg Jets superstar Jonathan Toews made sure to get his name on the waiting list at Fernwood Place in Steinbach. “You can’t leave it until the […]

Unger Games

Canadians Celebrate as List of ‘Sports We Don’t Suck At’ Balloons to Two

June 18, 2026

VANCOUVER, BV Canadian sports fans were left in absolute ecstasy this afternoon after the Canadian Men’s Soccer Team won a match at the World Cup for the first time in history, thus ballooning the number […]

Unger Conviction

  • Hundreds of Mennonites Show Up at Church on Onewheels
    August 15, 2020
  • Local Couple Finds Themselves Completely Alone in Church on May Long Weekend
    May 19, 2019
  • Mennonites to Spend ‘Pride Month’ Pretending to be Humble
    June 4, 2024

Unger & Thirst

  • Winnipeg Woman Enters Rehab With Honey Dill Sauce Addiction
    February 10, 2019
  • Archaeologists Excavate Thick Layer of Sunflower Seeds on Car Floor
    August 29, 2016
  • Mennonite Man Embarks on New Career After a Weekend of Gorging on Oma’s Cooking
    April 2, 2018

Unger the Influence

  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026
  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Woman Buys Back Her Own Clothes at the MCC Store
    March 1, 2018
  • Mennonite Couple Becomes Completely Obsessed with Jollibee
    May 27, 2017
  • Tickets for Mennonite Hip-Hop Musical ‘Hostetler’ Impossible to Get
    February 19, 2021
  • New CBC Show ‘Pure’ Gets An Enthusiastic ‘Oh ba yo’ From Knels and Annie Krahn
    January 10, 2017

Trending

  • Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday
    June 11, 2026
  • Ottawa to Ban Social Media for Kids and Replace it with Hinterland Who’s Who
    June 10, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies
    June 9, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • The Best Mennonite Pop Culture References
    May 7, 2018
  • Hallmark Quickly Films Hundreds of Christmas Movies Before the Snow Melts
    October 27, 2023
  • Manitoba Expelled from Confederation After Trudeau Removes First Amendment
    February 25, 2022
  • Golden Boy Tests Positive for Covid
    November 2, 2020
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Trump Vows to Make Washington Reflecting Pool as Beautiful as Lake Winnipeg

June 17, 2026

Alberta Man Votes to Stay in Canada After Discovering Honey Dill Sauce

June 15, 2026

Musk Tries Desperately to Squeeze Camel Through Eye of This Needle

June 14, 2026

Mennonite Man with Million-dollar Tractor Stakes a Stand Against “Pride”

June 13, 2026

Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties

June 12, 2026

Unger Games

  • Recently Retired Jonathan Toews Scrambles to Get His Name on the Fernwood Waiting List
    June 20, 2026
  • Canadians Celebrate as List of ‘Sports We Don’t Suck At’ Balloons to Two
    June 18, 2026
  • Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties
    June 12, 2026
  • Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday
    June 11, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026

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