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Unger the Influence

Foreign Visitors Scramble to Erase ‘Unger Review’ from Phone Before Entering the US

December 12, 2025

WASHINGTON, DC Calling the website “far too sassy,” the US government announced this week they’d be checking the phones of foreign visitors to see if they had ever liked an Unger Review post. “We don’t […]

Unger Conviction

Kirk Cameron Reaffirms Belief in ‘Eternal Conscious Torment’ After Sitting Through One of His Own Movies

December 11, 2025

NASHVILLE, TN Former 1980s sitcom star-turned-Christian apologist Kirk Cameron made headlines this week after questioning whether Hell is eternal. “But then I watched one of my own movies,” said Cameron, “and let me tell you, […]

Unger Conviction

  • The Seven Deadly Sins (for Mennonites)
    October 11, 2017
  • Mannequin Challenge or…Mennonite Worship Service?
    November 20, 2016
  • Mennonite Teens Keep Yelling “606” in Sunday School
    November 5, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • Ra’bus Shortage Leaves Mennonites Eating Dry Roll Kuchen
    June 27, 2020
  • Mennonite Woman’s Lifetime Collection of Souvenir Teaspoons Sells for a Whopping 35 Cents
    October 17, 2023
  • Health Conscious Mennonite Woman Opts for ‘Diet Papsi’
    July 4, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • White House Ends Trade Talks with Canada Over Alex P. Keaton Commercial
    October 24, 2025
  • Canada Post to Replace Air Mail with New Horse and Buggy Service
    September 29, 2025
  • Bargain Hungry Mennonites Eager to Get Their Hands on Free Speech
    September 21, 2025

The Daily Bonnet

  • Local Country Artist Scores Big Hit With ‘Save A Horse (Ride a Mennonite)’
    May 3, 2017
  • Winkler Man Racks Up $5 Million in Roaming Charges After Venturing into Morden
    May 31, 2024
  • Mannanites Axcited for New Fast & Furious Movie: Main Street Steinbach Edition!
    August 8, 2020
  • Thousands of Mennonite Grandmas Expected at Today’s Pride Parade
    July 15, 2017

Trending

  • Mennonite Woman Finally Takes Down Last Year’s Christmas Cards Just as This Year’s Start to Arrive
    December 2, 2025
  • Mennonites Have No Place to Store their Crokinole Pieces After Crown Royal Plant Shuts Down
    December 1, 2025
  • Winnipeg Jets Plan to Lose Every Game Until Hellebuyck Comes Back
    November 30, 2025
  • McGill Cuts Beloved Crokinole Team
    November 28, 2025

Unger Suspicion

  • Study Suggest Satire is 20% Funnier When Drunk
    January 16, 2019
  • Twitter Unveils New Logo
    July 24, 2023
  • Timothéeee Chalamet Adds a Couple Extra E’s
    November 16, 2021
  • Philippines to Canada: “We Don’t Want Your Trash!”
    May 29, 2019
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Goertzen to Spend Retirement Years Playing High Stakes Competitive Crokinole

December 10, 2025

FIFA Peace Prize Discovered at Local Thrift Store

December 7, 2025

Trump Wins Inaugural Nobel Prize for Soccer

December 6, 2025

Canadian Shoppers Concerned as Fargo Reinstates Wood Chipper Executions

December 5, 2025

Mrs. Friesen Rushes Inside to Avoid Freezing Her Buns

December 4, 2025

Unger Games

  • Trump Wins Inaugural Nobel Prize for Soccer
    December 6, 2025
  • Winnipeg Jets Plan to Lose Every Game Until Hellebuyck Comes Back
    November 30, 2025
  • McGill Cuts Beloved Crokinole Team
    November 28, 2025
  • Local Dad Gets Full Time Job Carting His Kids Around to Sports
    November 25, 2025
  • Winnipeg Man to Host Grey Cup Party and Cheer for Nobody
    November 16, 2025

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