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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Delighted to Receive Gently Used Nobel Peace Prize

January 18, 2026

CORN, OK Area woman Susie Driedger, 73, was delighted to receive a gently used Nobel Peace Prize this week, which she plans to shred into pieces and use as a Brillo pad. “It has hardly […]

Unger Games

New Season of ‘Heated Rivalry’ to Feature Manitoba’s Top Crokinole Players

January 17, 2026

ALTONA, MB Producers of the hit TV romance Heated Rivalry have already announced a change for season two–rather than a romance between two hockey players, the next season will feature two of Manitoba’s top knipsers. […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Usher Duct Tapes Unruly Parishioner to Church Pew
    August 12, 2021
  • Mennonite Man Claims ‘Prophetic Gift’ After Predicting Rain this May Long Weekend
    May 21, 2017
  • Artificial Intelligence Puts Mennonite Pastor Out of Work
    April 5, 2023

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Man Meets His Buddies at the Pub for a Few Pints
    August 17, 2019
  • Blue Jays Apologize After Mennonite Man Pelts Outfielder With Knackzoat
    October 7, 2016
  • Mennonite Woman Overdoses on Christmas Oranges
    December 26, 2016

Unger the Influence

  • Carney Called Out for Utilizing ‘Plaudietsch’ Spelling
    December 17, 2025
  • Liberals Just One Mennonite MP Away from Majority Government
    December 15, 2025
  • Foreign Visitors Scramble to Erase ‘Unger Review’ from Phone Before Entering the US
    December 12, 2025

The Daily Bonnet

  • A List of Other Famous Mennonite Writers that Andrew Unger is Related To
    October 9, 2024
  • “Mock us, please!” Pennsylvania Mennonites Demand Equal Treatment by the Daily Bonnet
    November 15, 2019
  • Welcome to The Unger Review
    January 26, 2023
  • 10 Mennonite Memes You May Have Missed
    February 10, 2023

Trending

  • Hutterite Women’s Hockey Team Totally Destroys Slumping Winnipeg Jets
    January 9, 2026
  • Mennonites Really Disappointed with Philip Yantsied
    January 9, 2026
  • Zwaagstra Vows to Continue Goertzen’s Legacy of Giving Andrew Unger Plenty of Material
    January 8, 2026
  • US Troops Accidentally Seize One of Those Oil and Vinegar Tasting Rooms
    January 5, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Bloated Gassy Tourist Rushes for Nearest ‘Ausfahrt’
    January 24, 2025
  • Tom Brady Signs Massive $50 Million Geritol Endorsement Deal
    March 16, 2021
  • Bernie Sanders’s Mittens Sworn in as President of the United States
    May 2, 2016
  • Top Ten Mennonite Movies of 2018
    December 29, 2018
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American Soldiers Accidentally Invade Greenland Road

January 17, 2026

Word Bird Gives Fred Penner Plautdietsch Word

January 15, 2026

Winnipegers Rush to Get their Hands on the Cheapest Nosebleed Seats

January 13, 2026

Steinbach Mayor Wins Grand Slam of Butchering

January 12, 2026

Ottawa Disappointed with Gun Buyback Program in Mennonite Country

January 11, 2026

Unger Games

  • New Season of ‘Heated Rivalry’ to Feature Manitoba’s Top Crokinole Players
    January 17, 2026
  • Steinbach Mayor Wins Grand Slam of Butchering
    January 12, 2026
  • Hutterite Women’s Hockey Team Totally Destroys Slumping Winnipeg Jets
    January 9, 2026
  • Mennonites Excited for Grand Slam of Curling in Steinbach
    January 3, 2026
  • Untimely Victory Throws Jets Off Pace of Being Just as Pathetic as Vancouver by Christmas
    December 14, 2025

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