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Unger Suspicion

Manitoba to Remove PST on Honey Dill Sauce, Premier Says

March 24, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB There will be a major reduction on cost-of-living in Manitoba this week after Premier Wab Kinew announced they would no longer be charging PST on honey dill sauce. “On all groceries, actually,” said […]

Unger Suspicion

‘KPop Dueck Hunters’ Number One Movie on Mennonite Netflix

March 23, 2026

VANDERHOOF, BC A movie about the Hiebert Family Singers has risen to number one on Mennonite Netflix this week. “The story follows the Hieberts as they face off against their rival gospel quartet known as […]

Unger Conviction

  • Churches to Install VLTs as Part of Alberta’s Phase 2 Reopening Plan
    June 16, 2020
  • New Pill Makes Mennonite Church Service Tolerable
    October 29, 2022
  • Editorial: ‘I Think the Lord Would Approve of Our Church Split’
    December 2, 2016

Unger & Thirst

  • Dentyne Gum Fails to Mask Aroma of Cigarettes on Mennonite Woman’s Breath
    May 21, 2019
  • Mrs. Friesen’s Plumi Moos Now 100% Mouse Free
    December 21, 2018
  • Residents Asked to Cut Down Rhubarb Plants to Stop Attracting Hungry Mennonites
    September 29, 2023

Unger the Influence

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • ‘Sexy Mennonite’ Costume Flying Off the Shelves this Halloween
    October 28, 2019
  • Breaking an Arm While Sledding a Hiebert Family Tradition
    January 8, 2018
  • Mennonite Couples Compete to Have the Most Grandchildren
    April 11, 2024
  • Mennonite Woman Invests Entire Life Savings in Pink Stanleys
    January 19, 2024

Trending

  • Ben Heppner and Howard Dyck to Take on Timothee Chalamet in High Stakes Prize Fight
    March 16, 2026
  • Top 10 Mennonite Movies of the Year
    March 14, 2026
  • Subway Opens in La Broquerie
    March 12, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Tucker Carlson Discovered Knacking Zoat in Jeans Shorts at the Pits
    April 25, 2023
  • Area Woman Still Can’t Tell the Difference Between Mennonites and Hutterites
    August 3, 2016
  • Spoiler Alert: Simba is Pacifist in New ‘Lion King’ Remake
    November 28, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Watches ‘Black Panther’, Can’t Figure Out Which One Is Peter Sellers
    June 8, 2018
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Mysterious Formations Appear on Church Parking Lot Overnight

March 21, 2026

Mennonite Man Buys Over a Million Dollars in Co-op Gas Just to Get a Huge Dividend Cheque

March 20, 2026

Strawberries Discovered on Mennonite Man’s Vereniki

March 19, 2026

Local Gas Station to Offer Free Kick in the Groin with Every Purchase

March 18, 2026

Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz

March 17, 2026

Unger Games

  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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