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Mennonite Church Shuns Snowman For Being ‘Immodestly Dressed’

March 27, 2026

PASTWA, MB A local snowman was shunned this week for setting a bad example for the young people of the congregation by dressing immodestly. “There he is out in the yard without any clothes on yet,” […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Cancels Netflix Over Lack of Fishing Shows

March 25, 2026

INWOOD, MB Area man Steve Driedger was under the mistaken impression that something called “Net Flix” would include a lot of fishing shows. “But alas, poor Yorick, there was nuscht,” said Driedger. “All it is […]

Unger Conviction

  • Streets are So Empty that Mennonite Man Thinks He Missed the Rapture
    April 10, 2020
  • ‘Unger’s Bible Dictionary’ Not Nearly As Hilarious As Mennonite Man Was Hoping
    October 13, 2020
  • Joel Osteen Fans are Literally Wearing Adult Diapers so they Don’t Miss a Second of His Three-Hour Sermons
    June 4, 2023

Unger & Thirst

  • Buns Discovered in Mennonite Grandma’s Freezer Carbon Date to 5 Million Years Old
    February 3, 2018
  • Documentary Filmmaker Subsists on Nothing But Faspa For an Entire Month
    July 25, 2016
  • Children Not So Happy After Dad Drives Off with Happy Meals on the Roof of His Car
    April 14, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Flat Earther Proves His Theory with Bibliography Full of Memes
    November 7, 2024
  • Mennonites Flock to Landfill to Get their Hands on Some Free Mattresses
    March 31, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Left in Awkward Position After Neighbouring Passenger Falls Asleep on His Shoulder
    July 15, 2022
  • Mennonite Couple Gets Second Bathroom
    January 3, 2018

Trending

  • Local Gas Station to Offer Free Kick in the Groin with Every Purchase
    March 18, 2026
  • Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz
    March 17, 2026
  • Ben Heppner and Howard Dyck to Take on Timothee Chalamet in High Stakes Prize Fight
    March 16, 2026
  • Top 10 Mennonite Movies of the Year
    March 14, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Kurt Cobain Would be the Same Age as Your Uncle Peter Today
    February 20, 2017
  • Beta Male Finally Switches to VHS
    May 8, 2024
  • ‘Mount Kenaston’ Ski Hill Closes for the Season
    March 2, 2019
  • Communist Takeover Complete After Local Man is Politely Asked to Put on a Mask
    November 20, 2020
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Manitoba to Remove PST on Honey Dill Sauce, Premier Says

March 24, 2026

‘KPop Dueck Hunters’ Number One Movie on Mennonite Netflix

March 23, 2026

Mysterious Formations Appear on Church Parking Lot Overnight

March 21, 2026

Mennonite Man Buys Over a Million Dollars in Co-op Gas Just to Get a Huge Dividend Cheque

March 20, 2026

Strawberries Discovered on Mennonite Man’s Vereniki

March 19, 2026

Unger Games

  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026

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