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Unger & Thirst

Steinbachers Starve for Lack of Fast Food Chains

November 8, 2026

STEINBACH, MB Dozens of Steinbachers expressed their rage on the community Facebook page this week, wondering just when “they” were going to bring a particular fast food restaurant to town. “I’m sick and tired of […]

Unger Suspicion

Wab Kinew Accidentally Sets Manitoba on Permanent Summer

November 7, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB A clerical error at the Legislative building in Winnipeg has meant that Manitoba has been permanently set to mid-September temperatures. “Ever since Wab Kinew brought in Permanent Daylight Savings the temperatures have been […]

Unger Conviction

  • Hillsong Documentary Crew Turns Lens on Tiny Mennonite Country Church
    July 29, 2022
  • ‘Iron Maiden’ Performs to Sold Out Crowd at Local Mennonite Church
    November 17, 2018
  • Local Couple Finds Themselves Completely Alone in Church on May Long Weekend
    May 19, 2019

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Man Visits Every Single Chicken Chef in Manitoba
    July 11, 2020
  • Mennonite Man Worried He Might Be Getting Old as He’s Finally Developed a Taste for Borscht
    March 18, 2021
  • ‘Summer McIntosh Borscht’: Mennonites Rename Soup in Honour of Swimmer
    August 1, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • White House Reinstates Day to Honour Guy Who Directed ‘Home Alone’
    October 13, 2026
  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026
  • Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids
    October 10, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Oma Gets ‘Vaxxed’ Just in Time for Summer
    June 24, 2021
  • Cuauhtémoc Selected as 2026 World Cup Host City
    April 29, 2026
  • Mrs. Reimer Still Refers to Mrs. Ens as a “Russlander”
    April 5, 2019
  • Mennonite Woman Begins Each Morning with Devotions and the Daily Bonnet
    May 17, 2018

Trending

  • Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game
    October 30, 2026
  • City’s Top Chef Mortified to Discover His ‘Charcuterie Board’ is Just Glorified Faspa
    October 29, 2026
  • Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting
    October 28, 2026
  • Elizabeth Holmes Takes On Trajchtmoaka Job in Winkler
    October 26, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Facebook Crashes; Millions of People Actually Get Shit Done
    March 13, 2019
  • Pop Star Releases New ‘Voices Together (Taylor’s Version)’
    November 14, 2021
  • Gulf of Mexico Becomes Latest Victim of Cancel Culture
    January 23, 2025
  • Massive E-Scooter Outbreak Strikes Southern Manitoba
    October 7, 2026
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Mennonite Man Takes 28 Years to Walk from Winkler to Morden

November 5, 2026

Historic Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate

November 4, 2026

Winnipeg Man Absolutely Exhausted Due to Lack of Time Change

November 3, 2026

Winkler to Set Clocks One Hour Ahead of Morden

November 1, 2026

Winnipeg Couple Dress as Country’s Scariest Creature: Canada Geese

October 31, 2026

Unger Games

  • Historic Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate
    November 4, 2026
  • Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game
    October 30, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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