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Unger Games

Canada to Field Olympic Team Entirely Made Up of Friesens and Froeses

February 6, 2026

MILAN, ITALY The Canadian Olympic committee just announced that the entire team, in every sport, would be made up of Friesens and Froeses. “What can I say?” said bobsledder Peter Froese. “With a name like […]

Unger Suspicion

Minnesota to be Renamed ‘Manitoba South’

February 3, 2026

ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA The state of Minnesota, famed for its lakes, cheese-stuffed hamburgers and association with the late musician Prince, has decided to forego all that and take on the new name ‘Manitoba South.’ “People […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Child Wondering Why We’re Singing All These Songs About Calgary this Time of Year
    April 16, 2022
  • Local Congregation Installs Gender Neutral Church Pews
    July 12, 2016
  • Mennonite Infant Asks to Be Baptized Upon Confession of Her Faith
    December 17, 2016

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Man Meets His Buddies at the Pub for a Few Pints
    August 17, 2019
  • Steak Temperature Guide (Mennonite Edition)
    August 15, 2017
  • All Steinbach Restaurants to Serve Nothing but Pizza from Now On
    December 16, 2025

Unger the Influence

  • Ottawa Disappointed with Gun Buyback Program in Mennonite Country
    January 11, 2026
  • Zwaagstra Vows to Continue Goertzen’s Legacy of Giving Andrew Unger Plenty of Material
    January 8, 2026
  • US Troops Accidentally Seize One of Those Oil and Vinegar Tasting Rooms
    January 5, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonites Invade Downtown Toronto During Power Outage
    August 11, 2022
  • Rainy Day Equals Free Car Wash for Mennonite Man
    March 25, 2021
  • Manitoba Reports First Case of Broeskypox
    May 21, 2022
  • Friesens Brings In Extra Friesens to Print that Daily Bonnet Guy’s New Novel
    August 31, 2020

Trending

  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026
  • Every American School to be Supplied with their Very Own Dairy Cow
    January 24, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Gets Standing Ovation in Switzerland
    January 22, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Quentin Tarantino to Direct Bloodiest Mennonite Film Ever
    July 19, 2016
  • Solar Eclipse Caused by Mennonites with Black Paint, Scientists Claim
    August 21, 2017
  • Hutterite Woman Rollerblades Her Way Into Mennonite Man’s Heart
    July 19, 2018
  • Manitoba Government Introduces Strict ‘No Kill’ Policy for Mosquitos
    May 28, 2017
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George Washington Completely “Absolved” in New Epstein Files

February 1, 2026

Theatres Empty for New Documentary About My Taunte Lina

January 31, 2026

Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament

January 29, 2026

Area Man to Pretend Super Bowl Actually Matters to Distract Himself from Everything Else Going On in the World Right Now

January 28, 2026

Climber Scales Credit Union Building Without Safety Gear

January 27, 2026

Unger Games

  • Canada to Field Olympic Team Entirely Made Up of Friesens and Froeses
    February 6, 2026
  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • Area Man to Pretend Super Bowl Actually Matters to Distract Himself from Everything Else Going On in the World Right Now
    January 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Jets Sign Mennonite Senior to Bring Some Youth to the Team
    January 19, 2026
  • New Season of ‘Heated Rivalry’ to Feature Manitoba’s Top Crokinole Players
    January 17, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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