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Unger the Influence

Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz

March 17, 2026

OMAN Oil tankers may once again have free passageway through the Strait of Hormuz after the United Nations has brought in world’s top experts on draining swamps – the Mennonites. “They did it in Friesland, […]

Unger Suspicion

Ben Heppner and Howard Dyck to Take on Timothee Chalamet in High Stakes Prize Fight

March 16, 2026

HOLLYWOOD, CA After actor Timothee Chalamet stirred up controversy across the arts community this week for his dismissive comments about ballet and opera, boxing promoters have offered a $50 million prize to see Chalamet enter […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Seminary Student Can’t Figure Out All This German
    February 9, 2019
  • Oba, But Winkler Already is a “Sanctuary City” Yet
    September 4, 2021
  • Millions Show Up for Mennonite Church Service in Upstate New York
    August 15, 2019

Unger & Thirst

  • “Immodest” Mennonite Woman Leaves Her Zwieback Out for All to See
    August 30, 2020
  • Canadian Mennonite Travels All the Way to Belize Just for the Ice Cream
    November 7, 2022
  • Mennonite Man Banished From Town After Choosing the Sweet Pickles
    August 1, 2022

Unger the Influence

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Couple Celebrates 40 Years of Marriage by Getting Separate Beds
    July 24, 2017
  • Dozens of Mennonite Women Left Homeless After Tornado Strikes MCC Store
    January 18, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Denies Rumour that She and Corny are “More than Just Cousins”
    January 20, 2020
  • Radical Mennonites Storm MCC Store
    June 19, 2017

Trending

  • Conservatives Vote to Reaffirm Party Leader Mark Carney
    March 6, 2026
  • High Valley Fills Winnipeg Theatre Entirely with Rempels
    March 5, 2026
  • World War III Finally Gives Mennonites the Chance to be Conscientious Objectors Again
    March 4, 2026
  • Frugal BC Mennonites Excited for the Permanent Daylight Savings
    March 3, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Rumspringa 2021 Not Nearly as Wild as Amish Boy was Hoping For
    March 3, 2021
  • Trey Parker and Matt Stone Convert to Mormonism
    July 7, 2016
  • Local Phone Book Now Offered Exclusively in Large Print
    May 27, 2019
  • Saskatchewan Farmer Rents Out His Barn as Grey Cup Accommodations
    November 19, 2022
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Top 10 Mennonite Movies of the Year

March 14, 2026

Subway Opens in La Broquerie

March 12, 2026

Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire

March 11, 2026

Schmaunt Fat Soars to $100 a Barrel

March 10, 2026

McDonald’s CEO Reluctantly Tries New Vereniki Product

March 8, 2026

Unger Games

  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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