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Rudy Wiebe Novel Shockingly Left Off Edmonton Banned Books List

September 5, 2025

EDMONTON, AB The Edmonton book ban is turning heads this week after one glaringly obvious omission – Rudy Wiebe’s Peace Shall Destroy Many. “That book’s been banned in more or less every other community where […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Child Forced to Watch ‘Hymn Sing’ Before He Can Watch ‘Disney’

September 4, 2025

TOFIELD, AB Local 8-year-old Jeremy Goerzen threw the biggest temper tantrum in Tofield, Alberta history this weekend after his parents forced him to watch a complete episode of Hymn Sing prior to the Wonderful World […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Pastors Make Statement With ‘Pay Us What You Owe Us’ T-Shirts
    July 25, 2025
  • A Mennonite Guide to Earning Your Salvation
    June 2, 2017
  • Mennonite Church Bans TikTok From All Devices … But Only the Dancing Videos
    March 3, 2023

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Woman Bids Fond Farewell to Future Farmer Sausage
    July 26, 2023
  • Raisin Buns at Church Lunch Seen as ‘Really Bad Omen’
    April 6, 2023
  • Mennonite Children Leave Plate of Vereniki and Schmaunt Fat for Santa
    December 24, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • TSA Will No Longer Require Mennonites to Remove Socks and Sandals
    July 10, 2025
  • Epstein Files Discovered at Local Thrift Store
    July 9, 2025
  • American Shoppers Flock to Get their Hands on World War III Apparel
    June 22, 2025

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Couple Sport Their Very Best Pyjama Pants for Walmart Excursion
    May 3, 2024
  • Steinbacher Surpasses 10,000 Career Kjnipsing Yards
    July 26, 2022
  • Mennonite Woman Refunded Tuition After Graduating Bible School Single
    May 7, 2021
  • Missing Comma Causes Serious Concern for Mennonite Grandma
    April 10, 2021

Trending

  • A Book Review Yet – Miriam Toews: ‘A Truce That Is Not Peace’
    August 28, 2025
  • Saskatchewan City to be Renamed ‘Taylor Swift Current’
    August 27, 2025
  • Friesen-Friesen Engagement Tops the News in Mennonite Town
    August 26, 2025
  • Mennonite Couple Celebrate Anniversary By Splitting Meal at Chicken Chef
    August 24, 2025

Unger Suspicion

  • Vaccinated 40-Year-Old Suddenly Has Kick-Ass Cell Phone Coverage
    April 21, 2021
  • Calgarians Vote Not to Host Massive $5 Billion Faspa
    November 14, 2018
  • Millennial Receives Medical Attention to Extract Smartphone from Hand
    November 8, 2017
  • Bill Nye Totally Owned in Debate by Bible School Student
    September 2, 2017
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Doug Ford Dumps Out Entire Crown Royal Bag Full of Scrabble Tiles

September 3, 2025

Man with Debit Machine in Hand Braces to Answer About His “Plans for the Rest of the Evening”

September 2, 2025

Saskatchewan “Highway” Really Just a Gravel Road

September 1, 2025

Canada to Increase Peace and Pacifism Budget to 5% of GDP

August 31, 2025

Mennonite Woman to Participate in “Labour Day Classic”

August 29, 2025

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Woman to Participate in “Labour Day Classic”
    August 29, 2025
  • Outfield Completely Blanketed in Knackzoat After Winkler Man Makes Major Leagues
    August 10, 2025
  • Stanley Cup Playoffs to be Extended Well into July Next Year
    June 30, 2025
  • Portage and Main Pedestrians Fuel Rumours Jets Won the Cup
    June 28, 2025
  • Steinbacher Shocked at Lack of Honda Civics in New F1 Movie
    June 25, 2025

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