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Unger Games

Local Dad Gets Full Time Job Carting His Kids Around to Sports

November 25, 2025

ST. EINBACH, SK Area man David Giesbrecht, 42, has just quit his job at the local window factory so he can dedicate himself to carting his kids around to various sports. “Looks like I’m a […]

Unger Conviction

Chaos Erupts in Church After Pastor Calls for Hymn 67

November 23, 2025

ALTONA, MB It was total mayhem at Second Altona Mennonite Church this week after Pastor Susan called for Hymn 67. “I should have waited until the kids were dismissed for Children’s Church,” said Susan. “As […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Man Wears Steel Toe Boots to Church
    December 19, 2022
  • Mennonite Church Seeks to End Drinking or Driving
    August 18, 2017
  • Mennonite Pastor Scolds Sky for Wearing Too Much Makeup
    November 13, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • Ten Authentic Mennonite Dishes to Make for Mennonite Heritage Week
    September 8, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Shames Restaurant by Weighing Farmer Sausage to Prove it’s Underweight
    August 1, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Enjoys Delicious Steaming Cup of Pripps
    December 11, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • A Complete List of Jokes that Won’t Get You Cancelled These Days
    September 18, 2025
  • Carney Enlists the Amish to Address Canada’s Housing Crisis
    September 14, 2025
  • Doug Ford Dumps Out Entire Crown Royal Bag Full of Scrabble Tiles
    September 3, 2025

The Daily Bonnet

  • Steinbach City Council Approves Plan to Move Entire Population to Mennonite Heritage Village
    May 17, 2016
  • Abbotsford Couple Excited for New ‘Downtown Abby’ Movie
    September 28, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Reads Full Daily Bonnet Article After Years of Just Reading the Headlines
    November 4, 2021
  • Mennonite Couple Celebrates 40 Years of Marriage by Getting Separate Beds
    July 24, 2017

Trending

  • Winnipeg Man to Host Grey Cup Party and Cheer for Nobody
    November 16, 2025
  • U.S.A. to Stop Making Sense
    November 15, 2025
  • Mennonite Man Seeks Wife to Stare at While She Does the Yardwork
    November 14, 2025
  • Mennonite Pastor Scolds Sky for Wearing Too Much Makeup
    November 13, 2025

Unger Suspicion

  • CNN Pleads with Biden to Start a Few More Wars
    August 20, 2021
  • Canadian Olympians Forced to Pay Back Half Their Medals in Taxes
    February 13, 2018
  • Desperate to Woo Trudeau Supporters, Maxime Bernier Renames New Party ‘The Peoplekind Party of Canada’
    October 11, 2019
  • Amish Village Wows Guests with Annual Christmas Light Display
    December 26, 2023
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Mennonite Man Opens Southern Manitoba’s Largest Aura Farm

November 22, 2025

Mennonite Woman Concerned She Might Be Anglican

November 21, 2025

Winnipeg Couple Embark on Arduous High-Altitude Expedition to Second Balcony of Burton Cummings Theatre

November 20, 2025

Dating Couple to Spend Romantic Evening Basking in the Aroma of the Maple Leaf Plant

November 18, 2025

Mennonite Families Sign-Up to Bring Salads, Buns, and Measles to Upcoming Potluck

November 17, 2025

Unger Games

  • Local Dad Gets Full Time Job Carting His Kids Around to Sports
    November 25, 2025
  • Winnipeg Man to Host Grey Cup Party and Cheer for Nobody
    November 16, 2025
  • 20-Knipser Pileup Just Outside Blumenort
    November 9, 2025
  • Lodged Perogy Costs Blue Jays World Series
    November 2, 2025
  • Mennonites Refuse to Watch ‘Worldly Series’
    November 1, 2025

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