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The Daily Bonnet

8 Mennonite Families from Mexico Establish New Colony on Moon

April 1, 2026

CAMPO 606, MOON More than 50 years after the Englishers did it, 8 Mennonites families from Mexico have finally landed on the moon, where they quickly established their most remote colony yet. “That’s one small […]

Unger Suspicion

Spring Arrives in Manitoba

March 31, 2026

INWOOD, MB Manitobans across the province were excited to welcome the arrival of spring this week. “Ahh, such a beautiful Manitoba spring,” said Mrs. Pankratz of Inwood as she slid on her Sorrels and slush […]

Unger Conviction

  • Anabaptist Seminary Graduates a Record Five Calvinists
    April 22, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Hesitant to Get Vaccine after Learning He’ll Have to Start Attending Church Again
    June 12, 2021
  • Visitor to Mennonite Church Blinded By All the Blond Hair
    November 3, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Chihuahua Faspa Cancelled After Oma Runs Out of Queso Menonita
    August 29, 2020
  • A Daily Bonnet Travel Guide to Manitoba Mennonite Country
    June 15, 2017
  • Riot in Rural Manitoba After Fall Supper Runs Out of Meatballs
    September 23, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Top Ten Mennonite Movies of 2021
    November 20, 2021
  • An Artificial Intelligence Guide to Pronouncing Common Mennonite Surnames
    September 9, 2025
  • Someone Put the Girl Filter on Famous Mennonites….
    May 15, 2019
  • Abbotsford Couple Excited for New ‘Downtown Abby’ Movie
    September 28, 2019

Trending

  • ‘KPop Dueck Hunters’ Number One Movie on Mennonite Netflix
    March 23, 2026
  • Mysterious Formations Appear on Church Parking Lot Overnight
    March 21, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Buys Over a Million Dollars in Co-op Gas Just to Get a Huge Dividend Cheque
    March 20, 2026
  • Strawberries Discovered on Mennonite Man’s Vereniki
    March 19, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • New Huawei Phones Capable of Taking ‘Totally Amazing Photos’ of their Own Executive’s Arrest and Extradition!
    December 13, 2018
  • Netflix Finally Allows Young People to See that ‘Seinfeld’ is Way Better than ‘Friends’
    October 13, 2021
  • Hundreds of Illegal Migrants Cross Canadian Border on Segways
    September 19, 2017
  • Quebec Bans Mennonite Kerchiefs
    October 19, 2017
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La Crete Couple Spends Wild Weekend in High Level

March 30, 2026

Winnipeg Construction Crews Busy Installing Fresh New Potholes

March 29, 2026

Mennonite Church Shuns Snowman For Being ‘Immodestly Dressed’

March 27, 2026

Mennonite Man Cancels Netflix Over Lack of Fishing Shows

March 25, 2026

Manitoba to Remove PST on Honey Dill Sauce, Premier Says

March 24, 2026

Unger Games

  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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