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Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Children Excited for Annual Paska Bun Hunt

April 2, 2026

LEAMINGTON, ON The Koops gathered in Leamington this Sunday for the annual Koop Paska bun hunt. This year the delicious white icing was delicately applied by Oma Koop right before the uncles hid the buns […]

The Daily Bonnet

8 Mennonite Families from Mexico Establish New Colony on Moon

April 1, 2026

CAMPO 606, MOON More than 50 years after the Englishers did it, 8 Mennonites families from Mexico have finally landed on the moon, where they quickly established their most remote colony yet. “That’s one small […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Teens Survive Boring Sermon with New Nintendo Switch
    June 7, 2025
  • Mennonite Church Appoints Man to Lead Women’s Ministry
    November 24, 2017
  • Sanctuary Evacuated After Mennonite Man Farts in Church
    October 24, 2021

Unger & Thirst

  • KFC Implements New ‘Bring Your Own Bacon’ Policy
    August 25, 2024
  • Winkler Pastor Finally Approves Going for Shots in Morden
    June 7, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Invites Over Four People but Cooks for Twenty
    October 10, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • North Kildonan Residents Unimpressed with New Winnipeg Transit Network
    July 7, 2025
  • Mennonite Marriage Counselor Advises Cousins to Stay Together
    July 17, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Passes “Auntie Jen” Test
    April 27, 2022
  • Federal Liberals Enlist the Amish to Address Housing Crisis
    August 23, 2023

Trending

  • Manitoba to Remove PST on Honey Dill Sauce, Premier Says
    March 24, 2026
  • ‘KPop Dueck Hunters’ Number One Movie on Mennonite Netflix
    March 23, 2026
  • Mysterious Formations Appear on Church Parking Lot Overnight
    March 21, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Buys Over a Million Dollars in Co-op Gas Just to Get a Huge Dividend Cheque
    March 20, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Abbotsford Woman Mortgages House to Pay for Taylor Swift Tickets
    November 5, 2023
  • Trudeau Really Hoping ‘Everyone Is Way Too High to Notice Scandal’
    February 28, 2019
  • American Universities to Shut Down and Be Replaced With Nothing But YouTube and Memes
    August 28, 2020
  • Winnipeg Woman Denied Entry to Folk Festival for Failing to Wear Blundstones
    July 13, 2025
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Spring Arrives in Manitoba

March 31, 2026

La Crete Couple Spends Wild Weekend in High Level

March 30, 2026

Winnipeg Construction Crews Busy Installing Fresh New Potholes

March 29, 2026

Mennonite Church Shuns Snowman For Being ‘Immodestly Dressed’

March 27, 2026

Mennonite Man Cancels Netflix Over Lack of Fishing Shows

March 25, 2026

Unger Games

  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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