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Month: May 2026

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman’s Algorithm Nothing But Vereniki

May 1, 2026 Andrew

GRUNTHAL, MB Ever since she started following the Unger Review last month, Mrs. Annie Martens’s Facebook feed has been nothing but vereniki. “They’ve got me figured out,” said Martens. “Glums vereniki, blueberry vereniki. Close-ups of […]

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