WINNIPEG, MB Winnipeg Jets superstar Connor Hellebuyck has been lights out so far this season, leading the league with an impressive 0.00 Goals Against Average. “He hasn’t let a goal in yet all year,” said […]
WINNIPEG, MB Inspired by goalie Connor Helleybuyck and quarterback Dieter Brock, the entire population of Winnipeg has requested a trade out of Winnipeg. “If I knew it was that easy, I would have done this […]
WINNIPEG, MB Winnipeg Jets goalie Connor Hellebuyck was a no show at training camp this week, reportedly demanding the chance to completely shit the bed in the playoffs for another team. “I’m sick of playing […]
WINNIPEG, MB With echoes of the 97th Grey Cup, the Saskatchewan Roughriders saw their comeback against Winnipeg in the Banjo Bowl stymied after an inopportune ‘Too Many Mennonites’ call. “Too many Mennonites. Saskatchewan,” said head […]
BLUMENORT, MB Disgruntled Winnipeg Jets goalie Connor Hellebuyck is demanding a trade to the only team he’s willing to play for – the Blumenort Menno Knights. “We’re working on a deal that will send Hellebuyck […]
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