The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger
The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Mistakes Huge Miriam Toews Crowd for Billy Graham Crusade

October 16, 2025

WINNIPEG, MB Mr. David Kehler of Kleefeld was in the big city on a Costco run this afternoon when he stumbled upon a massive crowd that had gathered at Grant Park Mall. “Look at all […]

Unger Suspicion

Mennonite Woman Needs Weekend to Recover from Weekend

October 15, 2025

WINKLER, MB Area mom Brittany Klippenstein was so exhausted from her Thanksgiving weekend that she now requires a weekend to recover from the weekend. “Thanks goodness we’ve got another weekend coming up,” said Klippenstein. “With […]

Unger Conviction

  • Louisiana Requires All Schools to Display Pictures of Charlton Heston
    June 27, 2024
  • Mennonite Church Bans Google Chrome
    November 29, 2017
  • Blood Moon ‘A Sign From God’ that the Reign of the Fundamentalist Mennonite Elders Has Come to an End
    July 27, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • Gopnik Outspits Mennonite
    October 23, 2021
  • Trudeau Hires Mennonites to Administer New $900 Million Roll Kuchen Grant Program
    August 19, 2020
  • Lord Blesses Mennonites with Massive Farmer Sausage Smoke Shack
    June 9, 2023

Unger the Influence

  • Pierre Poilievre Spotted Parachuting into Tofield, Alberta
    August 19, 2025
  • USA Sells Alaska Back to Russia for $7.2 Million
    August 15, 2025
  • Trump Deploys National Guard to Goessel, Kansas
    August 12, 2025

The Daily Bonnet

  • Rules for Dating My Mennonite Daughter
    October 16, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Learns German Just So He Can Keep Up With the News
    December 3, 2023
  • Steinbach Celebrates 150 Sinless Years
    October 17, 2024
  • Mennonite Couple Gets Second Bathroom
    January 3, 2018

Trending

  • White House to Annex Toronto Blue Jays
    October 7, 2025
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC
    October 6, 2025
  • Abbotsford Fans Get Shout Out on Title Track of New Taylor Swift Album
    October 5, 2025
  • Mennonite Woman Ruins Perfectly Good Cinnamon Buns By Adding Raisins
    October 4, 2025

Unger Suspicion

  • Single Snowflake Causes Vancouver Schools to Shut Down for ‘Snow Day’
    March 5, 2018
  • Daily Bonnet Risks Alienating Legions of Devoted Followers in Quebec by Saying “Go Jets Go!”
    June 2, 2021
  • Farmer’s Almanac Predicting Winter to Follow Autumn this Year
    September 23, 2020
  • Canadian Men’s Hockey Team is Mostly Just Random Dudes from Your Church Floor Hockey League
    January 12, 2018
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

Katy Perry Attempts to Make Out with the Wrong Prime Minister

October 13, 2025

Silly Americans Don’t Even Realize it’s Thanksgiving

October 12, 2025

Mennonite Pastor Signs Two-Year $25 Thousand Extension with Local Church

October 11, 2025

Mennonite Man Wins Noble Peas Prize

October 10, 2025

Mennonite Man Takes 5 Hours to Pass Semi

October 8, 2025

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Pastor Signs Two-Year $25 Thousand Extension with Local Church
    October 11, 2025
  • White House to Annex Toronto Blue Jays
    October 7, 2025
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC
    October 6, 2025
  • Toews Resumes Career with Winnipeg Jets
    September 24, 2025
  • CFL Unveils New Logo
    September 23, 2025

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved