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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Mistakes Huge Miriam Toews Crowd for Billy Graham Crusade

October 16, 2025

WINNIPEG, MB Mr. David Kehler of Kleefeld was in the big city on a Costco run this afternoon when he stumbled upon a massive crowd that had gathered at Grant Park Mall. “Look at all […]

Unger Suspicion

Mennonite Woman Needs Weekend to Recover from Weekend

October 15, 2025

WINKLER, MB Area mom Brittany Klippenstein was so exhausted from her Thanksgiving weekend that she now requires a weekend to recover from the weekend. “Thanks goodness we’ve got another weekend coming up,” said Klippenstein. “With […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Pastor Takes Up Vegas Residency
    February 28, 2019
  • Mennonite Church Introduces New See-Through Coffee
    February 18, 2024
  • Local Heart Surgeon Locates Jesus
    December 1, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • How to Measure Your BMI (Body Mennonite Index)
    July 29, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Feeds Entire Family for a Week on One Little Caesars Pizza
    March 11, 2024
  • “But I Didn’t Inhale”: Mennonite Politician Confesses to Consuming Borscht
    February 11, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • Pierre Poilievre Spotted Parachuting into Tofield, Alberta
    August 19, 2025
  • USA Sells Alaska Back to Russia for $7.2 Million
    August 15, 2025
  • Trump Deploys National Guard to Goessel, Kansas
    August 12, 2025

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Man Storms Out of Jazz Club, Claiming “Far Too Much Sax”
    November 16, 2017
  • Funk and Reimer Team Up on New Pop Album
    September 2, 2019
  • Top Ten Things to Expect Now that a Steinbacher is in Charge
    September 1, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Watches 72 Consecutive Hours of Hoof Trimming Videos
    July 18, 2024

Trending

  • White House to Annex Toronto Blue Jays
    October 7, 2025
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC
    October 6, 2025
  • Abbotsford Fans Get Shout Out on Title Track of New Taylor Swift Album
    October 5, 2025
  • Mennonite Woman Ruins Perfectly Good Cinnamon Buns By Adding Raisins
    October 4, 2025

Unger Suspicion

  • Justin Trudeau to Vacation in Grunthal, Manitoba From Now On
    December 21, 2017
  • Mennonites React to Arrival of Amish in Manitoba
    November 9, 2017
  • Angry Canadian Trucker Mistaken for Soccer Fan
    March 30, 2022
  • Newborn Begs to Go Back In After Seeing Dad’s Face
    September 21, 2017
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Katy Perry Attempts to Make Out with the Wrong Prime Minister

October 13, 2025

Silly Americans Don’t Even Realize it’s Thanksgiving

October 12, 2025

Mennonite Pastor Signs Two-Year $25 Thousand Extension with Local Church

October 11, 2025

Mennonite Man Wins Noble Peas Prize

October 10, 2025

Mennonite Man Takes 5 Hours to Pass Semi

October 8, 2025

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Pastor Signs Two-Year $25 Thousand Extension with Local Church
    October 11, 2025
  • White House to Annex Toronto Blue Jays
    October 7, 2025
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC
    October 6, 2025
  • Toews Resumes Career with Winnipeg Jets
    September 24, 2025
  • CFL Unveils New Logo
    September 23, 2025

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