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Unger Suspicion

Winkler Spy Balloon Shot Down Above Morden

February 4, 2023

MORDEN, MB A couple of slingshots and some good aim were all it took to down a massive spy balloon from Winkler that was hovering in the skies of neighbouring Morden for the past few […]

Unger the Influence

MP Candice Bergen Steps Down to Return to Glamorous Life in Hollywood

February 3, 2023

MORDEN, MB After fifteen years representing the good folks of Portage Lisgar in the House of Commons, MP Candice Bergen has stepped down to return to the set of hit 1990s sitcom Murphy Brown. “As […]

Unger Conviction

  • Area Church Seemingly Doesn’t Realize that God is Not Confined to a Parking Lot
    November 29, 2020
  • Church Attendance “Way Up” in Calgary as Flames Threaten to Leave Town
    January 26, 2018
  • Long Forgotten Episode of ‘The Simpsons’ Eerily Predicts the New ‘Voices Together’ Hymnal
    January 30, 2021

Unger & Thirst

  • City Man Invites Two Mennonites On Fishing Trip So He Can Drink All the Beer Himself
    August 3, 2020
  • Panic Strikes Bible Camp After Tuck Shop Runs Out of Doritos and Pepsi
    July 31, 2019
  • Banquet-Goers Wowed By Yet Another Chicken Kiev Meal
    July 3, 2016

Unger the Influence

  • “Oops, My Bad,” Say Democrats Who Forgot to Codify Roe v. Wade for Almost 50 Years
    June 26, 2022
  • Canada and Denmark Reach Settlement Over Disputed Nikolaj Ehlers
    June 21, 2022
  • BC to Decriminalize Up to 2.5 Grams of Borscht
    June 7, 2022

The Daily Bonnet

  • Winnipeg Man Survives Eating Fish Caught in Red River
    May 13, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Becomes First to Get Blue Checkmark on Genealogy Website
    November 8, 2022
  • Area Cyclists Shocked By the Presence of Pedestrians on the Sidewalk
    July 21, 2016
  • B.C. Relatives are Really Proud of Their Inability to Survive Harsh Manitoba Winters
    December 6, 2016

Trending

  • A Review of Various Ungers
    January 29, 2023
  • Mennonite Couple Sits Through 3.5 Hours of Avatar But Can’t Handle 20 Minute Sermon
    January 28, 2023
  • Unger Review – Headline Contest #1
    January 27, 2023
  • Welcome to The Unger Review
    January 26, 2023

Unger Suspicion

  • World’s Most War Hungry Nation Suddenly Against War Now that Trump’s Doing It
    January 5, 2020
  • Right Winger Aghast at Private Company Exercising their Free Market Right to Ban Trump
    January 9, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Discovered Hidden Behind Her Englisher Husband’s Surname
    January 8, 2023
  • Area Man Quits Bitcoin and Puts All His Money into Sheets of Plywood
    April 6, 2021
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Groundhog Predicts All Satire Sites to Make ‘Jungian Shadow’ Jokes Today

February 2, 2023

It’s Alive! The Daily Bonnet Rises from the Ashes

February 1, 2023

Headline Contest #1 – Vote for Your Choice from this Week’s Top 3 Hilarious Finalists

February 1, 2023

Mennonite Man Starts GoFundMe to Pay for Tips at Chicken Chef

January 31, 2023

Limited Edition Dutch Blitz Set to Come Prepackaged with First Aid Kit

January 30, 2023

Unger Games

  • Limited Edition Dutch Blitz Set to Come Prepackaged with First Aid Kit
    January 30, 2023
  • Winnipeg Jets Trade for the Wrong Toews
    January 23, 2023
  • Winnipeg Man Hospitalized After Dangerous Fall from Jets’ Bandwagon
    January 20, 2023
  • Mennonite Woman Discovered Hidden Behind Her Englisher Husband’s Surname
    January 8, 2023
  • Mennonite Man Blames Loss on Slightly-Raised Staple
    January 2, 2023

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