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Unger the Influence

Funk and Penner Endorse Penner for Goertzen’s Job Reports Peters from Reimer

March 1, 2026

STEINBACH, MB In what just may be the most Steinbach headline in history, Judy Peters reports from Steinbach City Hall on Reimer Avenue this week that mayor Earl Funk and former city councillor Cari Penner […]

Unger the Influence

US Launches Major Attack on the Epstein Files

February 28, 2026

EPSTEIN FILES The US government has launched a surprise full scale attack on the Epstein Files this weekend. “We had to strike and strike hard to prevent the Epstein Files from doing any more damage,” […]

Unger Conviction

  • Gossip Masquerades as ‘Prayer Request’ Yet Again This Sunday
    July 30, 2017
  • Church Affiliation to be Included on New Steinbach Election Ballots
    October 27, 2018
  • Mennonites Happy, Pentecostals Sad as Ontario Bans Dancing in Church
    June 21, 2020

Unger & Thirst

  • Altona Has Record Dandelion Wine Harvest This Year
    May 25, 2016
  • Mennonite Man Confuses Päpanät for Kjnipsers
    December 24, 2021
  • Panic Strikes Mennonite Picnic as they Run Out of La Cocina
    October 5, 2021

Unger the Influence

  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026
  • Every American School to be Supplied with their Very Own Dairy Cow
    January 24, 2026
  • Andrew Unger Gifted Secondhand Nobel Prize for Literature
    January 21, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Doctor Shortage Finally Solved as Thousands of Medical Experts Appear Online
    October 30, 2020
  • ’25 Minutes to Steinbach’ Sign Fails to Withstand Scientific Testing
    April 3, 2017
  • New Policy Seen as an ‘Attack’ on Traditional Mennonite Cousin-Marriage
    June 7, 2016
  • Find Out Which Cousin You Will Marry
    April 23, 2018

Trending

  • Abbotsford Man Has No Excuse to Miss Church Tomorrow Since He’ll Be Up at 5 AM Anyway Watching Hockey
    February 21, 2026
  • James Talarico Article Pulled from the Unger Review
    February 19, 2026
  • Canadian Curler Accused of “Knipsing” Stone
    February 18, 2026
  • Manitoba Issues Province-wide “Yellow Snow” Warning
    February 17, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • 50 Cent and Nickelback Team Up to Offer 45 Cent Concert Tickets
    September 16, 2023
  • Pharaoh’s Heart Hardened by Cracklings
    August 20, 2016
  • Counting Crows Launch New Fragrance ‘The Smell of Hospitals in Winter’
    December 27, 2023
  • Legendary Hip-Hop Group Run EMC to Reunite for Annual Church Convention
    July 2, 2016
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American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey

February 26, 2026

Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal

February 25, 2026

Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line

February 24, 2026

Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again

February 23, 2026

Massive Stockpile of Silver Medals Discovered at Local Thrift Store

February 22, 2026

Unger Games

  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026
  • Massive Stockpile of Silver Medals Discovered at Local Thrift Store
    February 22, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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