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Unger & Thirst

Server Stops By to Ask if Everything’s Tasting Good So Far Just as Area Man Takes Final Bite

April 20, 2026

ARBORG, MB Area man Dan Wiens was just about finished his meatloaf and mashed potatoes this evening when the server finally popped by to see how the first few bites tasted. “Umm, it was good,” […]

Unger the Influence

Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On

April 19, 2026

NEW HAMBURG, ON Days after it was discovered the Ontario Premier was getting around in a $28 million private jet, Doug Ford announced he would be getting a Martin or Eby to cart him around […]

Unger Conviction

  • Craft Beer Snob Ruins Church Men’s Fishing Weekend By Bringing Nothing But Really Bitter IPAs
    June 28, 2019
  • Mennonite Church Approves ‘Scandalous’ New Hemline
    November 15, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Shunned for Marrying Outside Her Precise Denominational Affiliation
    July 31, 2016

Unger & Thirst

  • Steinbachers ‘Super Excited’ to Finally Have Some Sort of Prohibition Once Again
    October 25, 2018
  • Police Raid Home Suspected of Hosting Wild All-Night Tupperware Party
    April 21, 2017
  • Winkler Vegans Make Exception for Farmer Sausage
    October 16, 2021

Unger the Influence

  • James Talarico Article Pulled from the Unger Review
    February 19, 2026
  • White House Demands New Bridge Be Rerouted to Epstein Island
    February 11, 2026
  • George Washington Completely “Absolved” in New Epstein Files
    February 1, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • High Valley Fills Winnipeg Theatre Entirely with Rempels
    March 5, 2026
  • City Media Seeks Rural Folks Willing to Make Sensationalistic Comments on Camera
    June 23, 2016
  • Abbotsford Family Instantly Regrets Agreeing to Spring Break in Manitoba This Year
    April 1, 2022
  • Mennonite Couple Saves Millions by Pickling the Watermelon Rinds
    July 3, 2024

Trending

  • Americans Demand the Flooding of Saskatchewan and Manitoba to Give their Ships Easier Access to Canadian Oil
    April 11, 2026
  • Thousands of Poultry Farmers Accidentally Show Up at ‘National Poetry Month’ Event
    April 10, 2026
  • Killing People Only Way to Achieve Lasting Peace, Leaders Insist
    April 8, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Sent To Unclog Space Toilet
    April 7, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • “There’s nothing to do in this town,” says man who does nothing anyway
    January 19, 2025
  • Pacifist Lions on Verge of Extinction
    January 24, 2017
  • Rumspringa 2021 Not Nearly as Wild as Amish Boy was Hoping For
    March 3, 2021
  • Royal Canadian Mint Brings Back the Penny Just to Have Some Place to Put King Charles
    November 14, 2023
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Fans Petition Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to Induct Paraguayan Harpist Eduard Klassen

April 18, 2026

Angine de Poitrine Turn Out to be a Couple Mennonite Boys from Winkler

April 15, 2026

Conservatives Form Majority Government

April 14, 2026

“I thought it was me as a trajchtmoaka,” Trump says

April 13, 2026

Mennonite Man Wears His Very Best Carhartt to Church

April 12, 2026

Unger Games

  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026

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