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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man with Million-dollar Tractor Stakes a Stand Against “Pride”

June 13, 2026

WINKLER, MB With Pembina Valley Pride hosting their first ever rally in Winkler this afternoon, some locals are upset, saying that even the name of the organization is a problem. “I mean, people can live […]

Unger Games

Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties

June 12, 2026

TORONTO, ON Thousands of Mennonites across Canada were relieved this afternoon after Canada ended their match with Croatia in a tie. “That way no one goes home happy,” said Pete Dyck of Kitchener. “You know, […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Pastor Schedules Mandatory Church Meeting During Game 7
    June 22, 2024
  • Mennonites Now Totally Spaced Out in Church
    November 28, 2021
  • Church Dismantles Department of Sunday School Education, Citing High Cost of Flannelgraph Boards
    March 25, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • Single Piece of Juicy Fruit Lasts a Record Three Minutes
    February 3, 2021
  • ‘Summer McIntosh Borscht’: Mennonites Rename Soup in Honour of Swimmer
    August 1, 2024
  • Local Grocery Puts Romaine Lettuce Under Lock and Key
    December 14, 2022

Unger the Influence

  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026
  • Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On
    April 19, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mannanites Axcited for New Fast & Furious Movie: Main Street Steinbach Edition!
    August 8, 2020
  • Mennonites Invite You to Celebrate their Heritage by Abstaining from Drinking and Dancing All Week
    September 14, 2021
  • Winklerites Furious as Morden Woman Elected Leader
    February 3, 2022
  • Mennonite Couple Sneak In Quick Meddachschlop During Second Intermission
    April 16, 2019

Trending

  • Mennonite Man Installs New Inground Pool
    June 4, 2026
  • Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain
    June 3, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman Creates Her Own Rhubarb-Flavoured Bubly
    June 2, 2026
  • Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review
    May 31, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Ricky Gervais Roasts “Mennonite Elites” at Annual Sunday School Attendance Awards
    January 8, 2020
  • Putin Promises to Use “Withdrawal Method”
    January 30, 2022
  • Liberals and NDP Merge to form “Giant Scary Socialist Robot from Outer Space”
    April 6, 2022
  • Local Mall Offering Free Stretcher Service for Shoppers During Holiday Season
    December 1, 2019
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Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday

June 11, 2026

Ottawa to Ban Social Media for Kids and Replace it with Hinterland Who’s Who

June 10, 2026

Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies

June 9, 2026

Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight

June 7, 2026

Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons

June 6, 2026

Unger Games

  • Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties
    June 12, 2026
  • Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday
    June 11, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026
  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026

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