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Unger the Influence

Wab Kinew Returns to Steinbach to Mow the Boulevards

September 14, 2026

STEINBACH, MB In what just might be the most heated conflict the City of Steinbach has ever had with the Province of Manitoba, a grassy boulevard on Brandt Street remained totally unmowed for several weeks […]

Unger Games

Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’

September 13, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB With echoes of the 97th Grey Cup, the Saskatchewan Roughriders saw their comeback against Winnipeg in the Banjo Bowl stymied after an inopportune ‘Too Many Mennonites’ call. “Too many Mennonites. Saskatchewan,” said head […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Man Celebrates 500 Years of Anabaptism By Getting Baptized 500 Times
    January 20, 2025
  • Christian Smokers Furious After Church Implements ‘No Re-Entry’ Policy
    May 9, 2017
  • Church New Year’s Eve Party Over By 8 PM
    December 31, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Man Gives Up Rogers Golden Syrup During Dry January
    January 12, 2023
  • Vacant Safeway Store to Become One Massive Tim Hortons
    August 8, 2016
  • Mennonite Man Fits Entire Bag of Spitz in His Mouth at Once
    October 3, 2020

Unger the Influence

  • Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review
    May 31, 2026
  • Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week
    May 30, 2026
  • Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For
    May 29, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonites Gather at Bird’s Hill for Annual Winnipeg Falk Fest
    July 9, 2026
  • Mennonite Man to Circle the Earth For Next Two Months, Causing Mini-moon
    October 1, 2024
  • Mennonite Man Mistakes Huge Miriam Toews Crowd for Billy Graham Crusade
    October 16, 2025
  • Mennonite Man Learns German Just So He Can Keep Up With the News
    December 3, 2023

Trending

  • Mennonite Man Takes 5 Hours to Pass Semi
    September 3, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman in Existential Crisis at Grocery Store
    September 2, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Demands Trade to Blumenort Menno Knights
    September 1, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Introduces Japanese A5 Wagyu Jreewe
    August 30, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Elon Musk Accused of Interfering in Local Church Board Election
    January 4, 2025
  • Justin Trudeau Really Hoping Everyone Just Goes Back to Talking About the SNC-Lavalin Scandal
    September 19, 2019
  • Area Man Deteles 6-Motnh Old Tweet After Discovreing Typo
    February 27, 2023
  • Mennonite Woman Forces Husband to Watch ‘Marley and Me’ Yet Again This Weekend
    October 14, 2024
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Premier Wab Kinew Finally Visits Steinbach Just as Every Local Politician is Mysteriously Out of Town

September 12, 2026

Mennonite Woman Mistakes MLCC for MCC

September 11, 2026

Mennonite Man to Gift Entire Province with Smell of Money

September 9, 2026

New UN Map Finally Shows Paraguay At Its Actual Size

September 8, 2026

Prime Minister, Bryan Adams Share Roll Kuchen in Altona

September 5, 2026

Unger Games

  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Demands Trade to Blumenort Menno Knights
    September 1, 2026
  • Massive Simon Hildebrandt Statue Appears Outside MBCI
    August 16, 2026
  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • White Sox to Feature All-Mennonite Starting Lineup
    July 11, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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