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Unger Games

France Humiliates Canada By Losing Only By a Score of 10-2

February 15, 2026

MILAN, ITALY The Canadian men’s hockey team was utterly humiliated this evening in Milan after winning only by a score of 10 to 2 versus France. “I gotta say, letting in 2 goals to France […]

The Daily Bonnet

Plane Takes Couple to La Crete, Alberta Instead of Greek Island

February 14, 2026

LA CRETE, AB The Wiebes of Winkler were planning for a nice warm beach vacation this winter and wound up in La Crete, Alberta instead. “There are plenty of reasons to visit La Crete,” said […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Man Excommunicated for Switching to John Deere
    March 27, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Accidentally Speaks Plautdietsch on a Sunday
    May 30, 2021
  • Long-winded Mennonite Pastor Blamed for Burnt Sunday Roast
    September 29, 2024

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Man Shames Restaurant by Weighing Farmer Sausage to Prove it’s Underweight
    August 1, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Consumes 4L of Ice Cream Just for the Pail
    July 3, 2020
  • Silly Americans Don’t Even Realize it’s Thanksgiving
    October 12, 2025

Unger the Influence

  • American Soldiers Accidentally Invade Greenland Road
    January 17, 2026
  • Ottawa Disappointed with Gun Buyback Program in Mennonite Country
    January 11, 2026
  • Zwaagstra Vows to Continue Goertzen’s Legacy of Giving Andrew Unger Plenty of Material
    January 8, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Grandpa Wiebe Knipses Twelve Twenties in a Row
    December 22, 2017
  • Cruisers to Have Exclusive Access to Steinbach Main Street on Friday Nights
    May 5, 2017
  • Mennonite Town Holds Massive Parade to Honour Local Man Who Did the Dishes
    May 29, 2020
  • Mennonite Author Writes Autobiography, Calls it a “Novel”
    June 7, 2018

Trending

  • Canada to Field Olympic Team Entirely Made Up of Friesens and Froeses
    February 6, 2026
  • Minnesota to be Renamed ‘Manitoba South’
    February 3, 2026
  • George Washington Completely “Absolved” in New Epstein Files
    February 1, 2026
  • Theatres Empty for New Documentary About My Taunte Lina
    January 31, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Former Manitobans Now Outnumber Albertans in Alberta
    September 23, 2019
  • Mark Zuckerberg Breaks Down, Admits He Has No Real Friends
    January 27, 2022
  • Steinbach Residents Excited for Opening of New Petting Zoo on Main Street
    May 6, 2018
  • Hidden Farmer Sausage Discovered in Obama’s Portrait
    February 15, 2018
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Mennonite Couple Celebrate Valentine’s Day By Ordering the Cheapest Thing on the Menu

February 13, 2026

White House Demands New Bridge Be Rerouted to Epstein Island

February 11, 2026

Americans Furious About All-Plautdietsch Halftime Show

February 10, 2026

Mennonite Mom Forces Olympians to Split Medals into Pieces and Share with their Brothers and Sisters

February 9, 2026

Mennonite Choir to Perform at Extra-Alternative Halftime Show

February 8, 2026

Unger Games

  • France Humiliates Canada By Losing Only By a Score of 10-2
    February 15, 2026
  • Mennonite Mom Forces Olympians to Split Medals into Pieces and Share with their Brothers and Sisters
    February 9, 2026
  • Mennonite Choir to Perform at Extra-Alternative Halftime Show
    February 8, 2026
  • Canada to Field Olympic Team Entirely Made Up of Friesens and Froeses
    February 6, 2026
  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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