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Unger Games

Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards

May 13, 2026

WASHINGTON, DC In his most emphatic statement to date, US President Donald Trump has told Iranian authorities to give up because he holds all the Dutch Blitz cards. “I’ve got all the cards. All the […]

Unger Suspicion

90-Year-Old Grandma Emerges Victorious in Senior Assassin 2026

May 12, 2026

ALTONA, MB Mrs. Dorothy Wiebe of Altona was the last senior in town not to get sprayed with a water gun this week and has been crowned winner of Senior Assassin 2026. “I knew they […]

Unger Conviction

  • Snow Finally Melts Freeing Up Precious Spots in Church Parking Lot
    April 23, 2019
  • Kirk Cameron Reaffirms Belief in ‘Eternal Conscious Torment’ After Sitting Through One of His Own Movies
    December 11, 2025
  • College and Career Glow Bowling Event Results in Record Number of Hook-Ups
    October 20, 2016

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Seniors Rush to Grab Free Eggplants in Lobby
    October 10, 2023
  • Mennonite Man Breaks His Vow of Pacifism to Defend the Last Can of Pepsi
    October 16, 2016
  • Daring Mennonite Couple to Try Costco Farmer Sausage
    September 25, 2022

Unger the Influence

  • Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz
    March 17, 2026
  • Conservatives Vote to Reaffirm Party Leader Mark Carney
    March 6, 2026
  • Funk and Penner Endorse Penner for Goertzen’s Job Reports Peters from Reimer
    March 1, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Midterm ‘Red Wave’ Turns Out To Be Nothing But Farmer Sausage
    November 11, 2022
  • Mennonite Man Reads Through the Entire Bible Just Driving Back and Forth Between Winkler and Morden
    April 4, 2021
  • Welcome to The Unger Review
    January 26, 2023
  • Entire Province of Manitoba ‘Moving to BC’
    January 30, 2019

Trending

  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Finally Takes Off His Winter Tires
    May 4, 2026
  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Toronto Argos Celebrate Victory with Reception in Mennonite Church Basement
    November 21, 2022
  • Embarrassing New Photos Catch Casey and Finnegan at Nudist Colony
    April 29, 2021
  • AOL Ends Dial-Up Internet Mere Days After Mennonite Man Signed Up For It
    August 13, 2025
  • Winnipeg Man Gets 20 Years in Prison for Stealing A&W Mug
    March 29, 2019
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Mennonite Man Sets Record for Tallest Bowl at Mongo’s Grill

May 10, 2026

Nationwide Cottage Cheese Shortage Causes Mennonites to Compromise Cherished Values for First Time Ever

May 9, 2026

Webster’s Dictionary Redefines “Ceasefire” as “Active Battle”

May 8, 2026

Mennonite Man Doesn’t Have Enough Space on Census Form to List All His Kids

May 7, 2026

Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh

May 6, 2026

Unger Games

  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026

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