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Unger the Influence

Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI

May 2, 2026

NEW BOTHWELL, MB Mr. Plett is up in arms this week after Premier Wab Kinew announced plans to ban AI. “What do they expect us to do?” said Plett. “Been so long since I’ve done […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman’s Algorithm Nothing But Vereniki

May 1, 2026

GRUNTHAL, MB Ever since she started following the Unger Review last month, Mrs. Annie Martens’s Facebook feed has been nothing but vereniki. “They’ve got me figured out,” said Martens. “Glums vereniki, blueberry vereniki. Close-ups of […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Woman Dies, Donates Her Organs
    November 29, 2018
  • Google Maps Error Leads Rosenort Couple to Southland Mall in Winkler
    March 15, 2018
  • Dating Couple Finds Convenient Loophole in Purity Pledge
    March 27, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Man Defeats Baptist Man in Drinking Contest
    August 9, 2020
  • Mennonite Woman Gets Finger Trapped in Rolled-Up Slice of Faspa Ham
    September 2, 2024
  • “Immodest” Mennonite Woman Leaves Her Zwieback Out for All to See
    August 30, 2020

Unger the Influence

  • US Launches Major Attack on the Epstein Files
    February 28, 2026
  • James Talarico Article Pulled from the Unger Review
    February 19, 2026
  • White House Demands New Bridge Be Rerouted to Epstein Island
    February 11, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Heritage Village Offers Time Travel for a Lot Less than the Cost of a Delorean
    August 21, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Buried Under Huge Pile of Coats on Master Bed
    January 3, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Loops Parking Lot for an Hour to Avoid Paying for Parking
    January 12, 2019
  • Mennonite Couple Saves a Fortune by Sharing Dish at Local Restaurant
    September 18, 2019

Trending

  • Mr. Hamm to Return to Ancestral Name of Mr. Schinkjefleisch
    April 23, 2026
  • Mr. Harms Promises He Won’t Hurt Anybody
    April 22, 2026
  • City of Steinbach Issues ‘Boil Schmaunt Fat’ Advisory
    April 21, 2026
  • Server Stops By to Ask if Everything’s Tasting Good So Far Just as Area Man Takes Final Bite
    April 20, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Goat Wins Top Prize in Annual Cuteness Awards
    July 1, 2025
  • Blues Albums Seeing a Huge Surge in Sales Right Now
    March 30, 2020
  • Canada Geese Return Home Just to Shit All Over It
    April 12, 2017
  • Self-Loathing Winnipeggers Select ‘Ugh…Winnipeg Sucks’ as New City Slogan
    March 2, 2018
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King Charles: “White House Dinner Not as Delicious as the Vereniki I Had in Steinbach Back in 1970”

April 30, 2026

Cuauhtémoc Selected as 2026 World Cup Host City

April 29, 2026

Mennonite Man Takes Home Top Prize at Annual ‘Humility Awards’

April 27, 2026

Mennonite Town Implements Needle Exchange Program for Knitting-Addicted Grandmas

April 25, 2026

Morden Man Sets Up Corn Stand Early This Year

April 24, 2026

Unger Games

  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026

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