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Unger Suspicion

Winnipeg Construction Crews Busy Installing Fresh New Potholes

March 29, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB It’s that time of year again. Construction crews are out in earnest this week trying to keep up with the demand for new 2025 potholes. “It’s a lot of work,” said veteran road […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Church Shuns Snowman For Being ‘Immodestly Dressed’

March 27, 2026

PASTWA, MB A local snowman was shunned this week for setting a bad example for the young people of the congregation by dressing immodestly. “There he is out in the yard without any clothes on yet,” […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Pastor Dresses Up as Lutheran this Morning
    October 31, 2021
  • Emergency Backup Preacher Fills In for Injured Senior Pastor
    February 25, 2020
  • Mennonite Church Holds Potluck Via Zoom
    April 12, 2020

Unger & Thirst

  • Massive Shared Chicken Chef to Open Between Morden and Winkler
    March 6, 2022
  • Local Pastor Offers Mennonite Hangover Cures
    January 1, 2017
  • Manitoba Man Takes His Mexican Cousin to ‘Authentic Hole-in-the-Wall’
    June 8, 2018

Unger the Influence

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Reluctant Mennonite Man Dances to ‘Cotton Eye Joe’
    August 16, 2019
  • Dozens Injured in Annual Pilgrimage to Mennonite Landing Spot
    July 9, 2018
  • Local Restaurant Prefers Canoes to Mennonites
    February 20, 2017
  • Local Woman Completely Hooked on The Mennodalorian
    January 25, 2021

Trending

  • Strawberries Discovered on Mennonite Man’s Vereniki
    March 19, 2026
  • Local Gas Station to Offer Free Kick in the Groin with Every Purchase
    March 18, 2026
  • Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz
    March 17, 2026
  • Ben Heppner and Howard Dyck to Take on Timothee Chalamet in High Stakes Prize Fight
    March 16, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Water Softener Salt Sits at Door for Months
    April 8, 2019
  • United States Senate to Perform at Super Bowl Halftime Show
    February 1, 2020
  • Canadian Prime Minister Mistakes ‘Trudope’ for a Brand of Cannabis
    July 19, 2021
  • Winnipeg Man Gets Out of Parking Ticket By Claiming He Was “Protesting”
    February 10, 2022
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Mennonite Man Cancels Netflix Over Lack of Fishing Shows

March 25, 2026

Manitoba to Remove PST on Honey Dill Sauce, Premier Says

March 24, 2026

‘KPop Dueck Hunters’ Number One Movie on Mennonite Netflix

March 23, 2026

Mysterious Formations Appear on Church Parking Lot Overnight

March 21, 2026

Mennonite Man Buys Over a Million Dollars in Co-op Gas Just to Get a Huge Dividend Cheque

March 20, 2026

Unger Games

  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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