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Unger Conviction

Mennonite Man Wears His Very Best Carhartt to Church

April 12, 2026

AYLMER, ON After months of reminders from his wife Susie to “dress sharp” for church once in a while, area man Rob Letkeman decided to wear his very best Carhartt jacket this Sunday. “And Carhartt […]

Unger Suspicion

Americans Demand the Flooding of Saskatchewan and Manitoba to Give their Ships Easier Access to Canadian Oil

April 11, 2026

REGINA, SK Moments after striking a deal to get oil to flow through the Strait of Hormuz, American officials had their eyes on yet another barrier to trade – the massive landmass known as Saskatchewan. […]

Unger Conviction

  • Hillsong Documentary Crew Turns Lens on Tiny Mennonite Country Church
    July 29, 2022
  • Mennonite Pastor Asks for Standing Desk, Told He Already Has One
    April 30, 2018
  • Mennonite Pastor Signs Two-Year $25 Thousand Extension with Local Church
    October 11, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Potluck Offers Incredible Array of Macaroni Salads
    October 16, 2022
  • Mennonite Woman Refuses to Pay for Superstore Bags
    June 29, 2017
  • Strangers on Russlaender Train Agree to Swap Recipes
    July 12, 2023

Unger the Influence

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Long Lost Mennonite Man Discovered Puttering in the Garage
    February 25, 2024
  • Find Out Which Cousin You Will Marry
    April 23, 2018
  • Romance Tips for Mennonites
    February 14, 2018
  • Mysterious Steinbach Mineral Claims Finally Revealed
    February 28, 2017

Trending

  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026
  • Pam Bondi Offered Promising New Career in Multilevel Marketing
    April 3, 2026
  • Mennonite Children Excited for Annual Paska Bun Hunt
    April 2, 2026
  • 8 Mennonite Families from Mexico Establish New Colony on Moon
    April 1, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Icelandic Mennonites Experiment with 8 Day Work Week
    July 14, 2021
  • In Solidarity with Lisa LaFlamme, Restaurant to Put One Grey Hair in Every Bowl of Chili
    August 26, 2022
  • Daily Bonnet Risks Alienating Legions of Devoted Followers in Quebec by Saying “Go Jets Go!”
    June 2, 2021
  • Mennonite Man Starts Rival Donut Shop
    November 13, 2018
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Thousands of Poultry Farmers Accidentally Show Up at ‘National Poetry Month’ Event

April 10, 2026

Killing People Only Way to Achieve Lasting Peace, Leaders Insist

April 8, 2026

Mennonite Man Sent To Unclog Space Toilet

April 7, 2026

Family Manages to Get On a Record Three Rides During Weeklong Trip to Disney

April 6, 2026

Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville

April 5, 2026

Unger Games

  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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