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Southern Manitoba Transitions from Agricultural-Based Economy to Wedding Venue-Based Economy

July 25, 2026

MITCHELL, MB Agriculture has been the backbone of the economy in southern Manitoba for well over a century. Over the past couple years, however, it has been radically transformed to a wedding venue-based economy, as […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Aunt Shocked To Discover She’s Been Excluded From Family Group Chat This Whole Time

July 24, 2026

WINKLER, MB Taunte Tina of Winkler has recently discovered she’d been excluded from the Klippenstein family group chat for the past 10 years. “Oba, they were talking about the upcoming Klippenstein gathering and who was […]

Unger Conviction

  • Christian Church Suddenly Realizes They’ve Been Singing Songs By Heretics For Decades
    October 17, 2020
  • Chaos Erupts in Church Kitchen After Label Maker Goes On the Fritz
    January 16, 2025
  • Mennonite Man Shaves Beard into Goatee to Become Youth Pastor
    April 24, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Liquor Store Undergoes Expansion; Now the Largest Church in Town
    March 10, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Tries Unsuccessfully to Get a Buzz from Ginger Ale
    November 9, 2024
  • Mennonite Man Denies Having a Beer Belly
    February 1, 2017

Unger the Influence

  • Webster’s Dictionary Redefines “Ceasefire” as “Active Battle”
    May 8, 2026
  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026
  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonites Really Looking Forward to Violating One of the Core Tenets of their Faith By Voting in Upcoming Election
    March 23, 2025
  • Plautdietsch Ranked as ‘World’s Saxiest Accent’
    April 23, 2021
  • Missing CMU Student Discovered Beneath a Mountain of Hauerwas Books
    April 4, 2017
  • Loewen Windows Employee to Marry Barkman Concrete Employee
    April 10, 2017

Trending

  • Trump to Fence Off the Border to Keep Out Canadian Smoke
    July 18, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman Lucks Out With New Licence Plate
    July 16, 2026
  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • Folk Fest Attendee Sells Spot in the Shade for $500 a Square Foot
    July 14, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • A Glossary of Pennsylvania Dutch Profanity
    November 22, 2017
  • Snoop Dog and Dr. Dre to Perform at Faspa This Sunday
    February 17, 2022
  • Patrik Laine Considers Bringing Back ‘Lucky Mennonite Beard’ After Recent Slump
    January 10, 2019
  • ‘Destitute’ Galen Weston to Subsist Entirely on ‘No Name Brand’ Products
    April 8, 2023
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Mennonites Flock to Nickelback Concert to Collect their 5 Cents

July 23, 2026

Massive Algae Bloom Discovered Beneath Gordie Howe Bridge

July 22, 2026

Area Couple Enjoys Delicious Meal of Authentic Mennonite Food

July 21, 2026

Christopher Nolan Casts Pacifist Mennonite Farmer as Odysseus

July 20, 2026

US Strikes Iran With Their Most Powerful Weapon: Taco Bell Lettuce

July 19, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • White Sox to Feature All-Mennonite Starting Lineup
    July 11, 2026
  • Soccer Player Gets Red Card for Yawning
    July 10, 2026
  • FIFA Agrees to Let Trump Officiate Tonight’s World Cup Match
    July 6, 2026
  • Canada Loses to Morocco After Not Getting Enough Pucks to the Net
    July 5, 2026

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