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Unger the Influence

Trump Vows to Make Washington Reflecting Pool as Beautiful as Lake Winnipeg

June 17, 2026

WASHINGTON, DC When Annie and Peter Dueck of Altona, Manitoba visited the US capital this week, they couldn’t help but notice something was a little familiar. “Jauma, Annie, look at the reflecting pool,” said Peter. […]

Unger & Thirst

Alberta Man Votes to Stay in Canada After Discovering Honey Dill Sauce

June 15, 2026

TABER, AB Area man Gary Froese, 51, has undergone a radical change in heart about Alberta separatism after a trip to a family funeral in Manitoba this week. “We had the raisin buns and cheese […]

Unger Conviction

  • Dunkers Switch to Pouring After Water Main Break in Calgary
    December 31, 2025
  • Top 5 Christian Standup Comedians
    August 15, 2017
  • Mennonite Quartet Breaks Up After Discovering Tenor is Lutheran
    April 28, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • New Bothwell Resident Arrested for Putting Processed Cheese on His Burger
    April 30, 2019
  • Fast Food Chain Sells Farmer Sausage Filled with 80% Sawdust
    January 26, 2019
  • Steak Temperature Guide (Mennonite Edition)
    August 15, 2017

Unger the Influence

  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026
  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Man Reads Full Daily Bonnet Article After Years of Just Reading the Headlines
    November 4, 2021
  • 7 Signs that Mennonite Man is Just Not that Into You
    August 28, 2017
  • Dad Spares Rod, Son Not Spoiled
    January 9, 2018
  • Manitoba Man Melts into a Puddle of Goo within Seconds of Arriving in Paraguayan Chaco
    October 16, 2019

Trending

  • Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies
    June 9, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026
  • Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons
    June 6, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Installs New Inground Pool
    June 4, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • ‘Destitute’ Galen Weston to Subsist Entirely on ‘No Name Brand’ Products
    April 8, 2023
  • Area Resident Proves His Worth as a Man by Removing Muffler from Car
    August 11, 2025
  • Ricky Gervais Roasts “Mennonite Elites” at Annual Sunday School Attendance Awards
    January 8, 2020
  • Mormon Missionaries Find Mennonite Town ‘Totally Confusing’
    June 20, 2017
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Musk Tries Desperately to Squeeze Camel Through Eye of This Needle

June 14, 2026

Mennonite Man with Million-dollar Tractor Stakes a Stand Against “Pride”

June 13, 2026

Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties

June 12, 2026

Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday

June 11, 2026

Ottawa to Ban Social Media for Kids and Replace it with Hinterland Who’s Who

June 10, 2026

Unger Games

  • Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties
    June 12, 2026
  • Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday
    June 11, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026
  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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