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La Crete Couple Spends Wild Weekend in High Level

March 30, 2026

HIGH LEVEL, AB It was an unexpectedly wild weekend for the Driedgers of La Crete, who decided to spend a couple days up in High Level. “Jauma, this place is Sin City,” said Mrs. Driedger. […]

Unger Suspicion

Winnipeg Construction Crews Busy Installing Fresh New Potholes

March 29, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB It’s that time of year again. Construction crews are out in earnest this week trying to keep up with the demand for new 2025 potholes. “It’s a lot of work,” said veteran road […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Woman Concerned She Might Be Anglican
    November 21, 2025
  • 8% Tithe Now Acceptable Due to Economic Downturn
    February 6, 2018
  • Mennonite Boy Takes Girl to Church on First Date
    November 22, 2021

Unger & Thirst

  • Guy Fieri Quits Show After Discovering Mennonite Food
    June 23, 2017
  • New Improved Gnurpel Now ‘Extra Chewy’
    December 17, 2016
  • Fast Food Chain Sells Farmer Sausage Filled with 80% Sawdust
    January 26, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Lancaster Hospital Opens New Wing to Deal with Dutch Blitz Injuries
    July 17, 2017
  • Ten Amazing Mennonite-Related Google Trends Charts
    April 3, 2018
  • Outhouses Coming Back in Style with Trendy Mennonite Millennials
    July 24, 2017
  • Dolphins Return to Southern Manitoba for First Time in Centuries
    April 30, 2020

Trending

  • Mennonite Man Buys Over a Million Dollars in Co-op Gas Just to Get a Huge Dividend Cheque
    March 20, 2026
  • Strawberries Discovered on Mennonite Man’s Vereniki
    March 19, 2026
  • Local Gas Station to Offer Free Kick in the Groin with Every Purchase
    March 18, 2026
  • Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz
    March 17, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Music Fans Celebrate as Ticketmaster Earns Zero Dollars this Month
    May 28, 2020
  • Cal-gary Man Insists He’s from ‘Calgree’
    November 13, 2019
  • Manitoba Builds New Confederation Bridge to Compete with the One in PEI
    April 26, 2022
  • An Exclusive Interview with the Notorious ‘Alberta Clipper’
    February 12, 2018
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Mennonite Church Shuns Snowman For Being ‘Immodestly Dressed’

March 27, 2026

Mennonite Man Cancels Netflix Over Lack of Fishing Shows

March 25, 2026

Manitoba to Remove PST on Honey Dill Sauce, Premier Says

March 24, 2026

‘KPop Dueck Hunters’ Number One Movie on Mennonite Netflix

March 23, 2026

Mysterious Formations Appear on Church Parking Lot Overnight

March 21, 2026

Unger Games

  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026

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