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Unger Suspicion

Reitmans Introduces New ‘Angine de Poitrine’ Line

August 9, 2026

MONTREAL, QUEBEC In an effort to appeal to a younger hipper audience, Canadian clothing retailer Reitmans has recently introduced a new Angine de Poitrine line of polka-dotted blouses and skirts. “I never knew Reitmans was […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Fill Copper Wire Shortage By Stretching Pennies

August 8, 2026

WINKLER, MB A recent rash of copper wire thefts has left a huge shortage in the community of Winkler, which has thankfully been filled by a dedicated team of Mennonite volunteers. “We’ve been stretching pennies […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Church Hires Coldplay to Help Spot the Sinners
    July 20, 2025
  • Rubbers Completely Fill Mennonite Church Lobby
    December 27, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Sits at End of Pew, Absolutely Refuses to Scooch Over
    November 30, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • Sound of Knacking Zoat Used as Mennonite Mating Call
    May 2, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Excommunicated After Washing Grandma’s Cast-Iron Skillet
    September 8, 2020
  • Morden Mennonites in Shock as Their Beloved Chicken Chef Now Fully Licensed
    September 3, 2017

Unger the Influence

  • Trump Really Excited About New $1.8 Billion Slush Fund
    May 20, 2026
  • Webster’s Dictionary Redefines “Ceasefire” as “Active Battle”
    May 8, 2026
  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Chris Goertzen and Kelvin Goertzen Still Insist They’re Not Brothers
    May 26, 2016
  • Abe’s Hill to Become Manitoba Star Attraction
    December 5, 2016
  • Holem de gruel, Armin Wiebe’s website is entertaining yet!
    August 5, 2018
  • Local Woman Confuses ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ for ‘The Daily Bonnet’
    October 14, 2019

Trending

  • Mr. Penner Flicks For Triple Word Score
    July 31, 2026
  • Chihuahua Airport Offers New Lounge Just For Mennonite Grandmas
    July 30, 2026
  • Prince Edward Island Becomes Accidental Target of White House Anti-DEI Campaign
    July 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens
    July 27, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • U.S. Capitol to Be Replaced with One Massive Banana Republic
    January 7, 2021
  • Mennonite Man Blames the Clintons for the ‘Suspicious Death’ of His Prized Sheep Molly
    August 13, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Confesses to Voting Democrat
    December 10, 2020
  • Fox News Sold to Group of Mennonite Investors; New Channel to Promote ‘Peace, Love, and Understanding’
    September 13, 2016
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Steinbach Unveils New Public Transit System

August 5, 2026

Mennonite Grandma Punishes Grandkids By Making Them Chew Thrills Gum

August 4, 2026

Rhubarb Discovered on Mennonite Woman’s Vereniki

August 3, 2026

8 Women Show Up to Claim Prize After Mary Unrau’s Name Called in Raffle Draw

August 2, 2026

Jeff Bridges, John Goodman Reunite for ‘The Big Sawatzky’

August 1, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • White Sox to Feature All-Mennonite Starting Lineup
    July 11, 2026
  • Soccer Player Gets Red Card for Yawning
    July 10, 2026
  • FIFA Agrees to Let Trump Officiate Tonight’s World Cup Match
    July 6, 2026
  • Canada Loses to Morocco After Not Getting Enough Pucks to the Net
    July 5, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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