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Unger Games

Canada to Field Olympic Team Entirely Made Up of Friesens and Froeses

February 6, 2026

MILAN, ITALY The Canadian Olympic committee just announced that the entire team, in every sport, would be made up of Friesens and Froeses. “What can I say?” said bobsledder Peter Froese. “With a name like […]

Unger Suspicion

Minnesota to be Renamed ‘Manitoba South’

February 3, 2026

ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA The state of Minnesota, famed for its lakes, cheese-stuffed hamburgers and association with the late musician Prince, has decided to forego all that and take on the new name ‘Manitoba South.’ “People […]

Unger Conviction

  • Friesen Family Musical Ensemble Breaks Up
    November 26, 2018
  • ‘Miraculous Tongues’ Turn Out to Be Low German
    November 30, 2016
  • Mennonite Hockey Fans Yell ‘True North’ During Hymn Sing
    October 10, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • Wild Night Ensues After Mennonite Woman Spikes Schoofly Pie
    March 23, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Orders Every Liquid on the Menu
    January 17, 2022
  • Pink Whitney Discovered in Mrs. Loewen’s Thermos
    August 13, 2021

Unger the Influence

  • Ottawa Disappointed with Gun Buyback Program in Mennonite Country
    January 11, 2026
  • Zwaagstra Vows to Continue Goertzen’s Legacy of Giving Andrew Unger Plenty of Material
    January 8, 2026
  • US Troops Accidentally Seize One of Those Oil and Vinegar Tasting Rooms
    January 5, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Man is Just About Ready to Start His Christmas Shopping
    December 23, 2023
  • Manitoba Man Missing Wide Range of Body Parts After Spending Frigid Winter Night Staring at the Moon
    January 20, 2019
  • Fact Check: Are you more likely to die from Dutch Blitz than a shark attack?
    May 11, 2021
  • Surge in Peanut Allergies Has Mennonite Church Handing Out Empty Paper Bags this Christmas
    December 24, 2024

Trending

  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026
  • Every American School to be Supplied with their Very Own Dairy Cow
    January 24, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Gets Standing Ovation in Switzerland
    January 22, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Huge Crowd for Kate Bowler has People Thinking Taylor Swift is in Town
    February 15, 2024
  • ‘Seinfeld’ Re-runs Totally Confuse Local Mennonite Man
    July 14, 2016
  • “It was the most peculiar name we could come up with”: Elon Musk and Grimes Name New Baby ‘Corny’
    May 7, 2020
  • Public Uproar As Thousands of Refugees Descend on Western Canada
    February 22, 2017
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George Washington Completely “Absolved” in New Epstein Files

February 1, 2026

Theatres Empty for New Documentary About My Taunte Lina

January 31, 2026

Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament

January 29, 2026

Area Man to Pretend Super Bowl Actually Matters to Distract Himself from Everything Else Going On in the World Right Now

January 28, 2026

Climber Scales Credit Union Building Without Safety Gear

January 27, 2026

Unger Games

  • Canada to Field Olympic Team Entirely Made Up of Friesens and Froeses
    February 6, 2026
  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • Area Man to Pretend Super Bowl Actually Matters to Distract Himself from Everything Else Going On in the World Right Now
    January 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Jets Sign Mennonite Senior to Bring Some Youth to the Team
    January 19, 2026
  • New Season of ‘Heated Rivalry’ to Feature Manitoba’s Top Crokinole Players
    January 17, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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