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Unger Suspicion

Area Man Really Hoping to Die Before He’s Finished Paying Off That 50-Year Mortgage

November 11, 2025

WASHINGTON, DC Area man Brad Wiebe, 31, has an amazing new plan to finally be rid of his 50-year mortgage – waiting patiently to die. “That’s the dream, right. You always want to see your […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Suspected of Dancing After Being Scheduled for Hip Replacement

November 10, 2025

STEINBACH, MB Area man Timothy Berg, 70, has been called before the elder board to “explain his actions” after word got out that he’s just been put on the waiting list for a hip replacement. […]

Unger Conviction

  • Local Couple Finds Themselves Completely Alone in Church on May Long Weekend
    May 19, 2019
  • Stage Fright Strikes Local Pastor Moments Before Altar Call
    April 14, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Reluctantly Keeps Tacky Jesus Souvenir For Thirty Years
    January 25, 2019

Unger & Thirst

  • Daring Mennonite Couple to Try Costco Farmer Sausage
    September 25, 2022
  • Thanksgiving Leftovers Miraculously Resurrected After Three Days
    October 12, 2021
  • 8 Easy Mennonite Recipes for Your Hockey Playoff Parties
    May 5, 2018

Unger the Influence

  • Carney Enlists the Amish to Address Canada’s Housing Crisis
    September 14, 2025
  • Doug Ford Dumps Out Entire Crown Royal Bag Full of Scrabble Tiles
    September 3, 2025
  • Pierre Poilievre Scambling to Learn Plautdietsch to Serve His New Riding
    August 22, 2025

The Daily Bonnet

  • Clingy Mennonite Aunt Making Tally of All the Hugs You’ll Owe Her When This is Over
    April 5, 2020
  • Mennonite Man Strip Searched at Airport; Security Shocked at What they Found!
    July 10, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Wraps the Presents this Year
    December 23, 2020
  • No Picture
    Thrift Store Runs Out of Speedos as Temperatures Soar this January
    January 31, 2024

Trending

  • Lodged Perogy Costs Blue Jays World Series
    November 2, 2025
  • Mennonites Refuse to Watch ‘Worldly Series’
    November 1, 2025
  • Man Who Can’t Name a Single Player Really Rooting for the Blue Jays Tonight
    October 31, 2025
  • Danielle Smith Adds Canadian Constitution to Alberta’s Banned Books List
    October 29, 2025

Unger Suspicion

  • Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hallelujah’ Added to Mennonite Hymnal
    November 10, 2016
  • Menno Simons to be Featured in New XBox Game
    May 24, 2019
  • Patrik Laine Considers Bringing Back ‘Lucky Mennonite Beard’ After Recent Slump
    January 10, 2019
  • Saudi Arabia to Remove All Statues of Justin Trudeau
    August 14, 2018
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20-Knipser Pileup Just Outside Blumenort

November 9, 2025

Trump Caught Snoozing in Church

November 8, 2025

Mennonite Man “Crosses the Floor” to Join the Lutherans

November 7, 2025

Mennonite Teens Keep Yelling “606” in Sunday School

November 5, 2025

White House Reassures Mennonites New Ballroom Won’t Be Used for Dancing

November 3, 2025

Unger Games

  • 20-Knipser Pileup Just Outside Blumenort
    November 9, 2025
  • Lodged Perogy Costs Blue Jays World Series
    November 2, 2025
  • Mennonites Refuse to Watch ‘Worldly Series’
    November 1, 2025
  • Man Who Can’t Name a Single Player Really Rooting for the Blue Jays Tonight
    October 31, 2025
  • Ford Demands Blue Jays Throw World Series in Effort to Repair Canada-US Relations
    October 25, 2025

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