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Unger Suspicion

Killing People Only Way to Achieve Lasting Peace, Leaders Insist

April 8, 2026

WASHINGTON, DC It seems the so-called ceasefire in the Middle East lasted oh, about, three minutes, which world leaders claim is actually really good and just part of the plan. “The only way to achieve […]

Unger Suspicion

Mennonite Man Sent To Unclog Space Toilet

April 7, 2026

SPACE Mr. Dave Thiessen, amateur plumber from Plum Coulee, has been sent into space this week to unclog the Artemis II toilet. “When my Mary saw that on TV she said, ‘oba, Dave, that’s a […]

Unger Conviction

  • Church Basement Chair Recruited To Help Change Lightbulb
    August 16, 2024
  • New Edition of ‘Martyrs Mirror’ to Include Section on Minor Inconveniences Facing the Modern North American Church
    November 30, 2020
  • Bible College Now Offering Shorter 6-Month MRS Degree
    March 13, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Man Woos Potential Spouse by Eating Takis Fuego
    February 14, 2024
  • Mrs. Janzen’s Day Old Buns a Big Hit with Frugal Mennonites
    June 7, 2020
  • New Mennonite EpiPen Injects Emergency Supply of Schmaunt Fat
    October 27, 2016

Unger the Influence

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonites Driving Up the Price of Sod Huts in Vancouver
    July 5, 2019
  • Local Man Starts ‘Citizens Concerned About Absolutely Everything’ Facebook Page
    May 29, 2016
  • Grandma’s Bunion Surgery Goes Shockingly Wrong
    May 19, 2017
  • Andrew Unger Answers the Web’s Most-Searched Questions About Mennonites
    June 18, 2020

Trending

  • 8 Mennonite Families from Mexico Establish New Colony on Moon
    April 1, 2026
  • Spring Arrives in Manitoba
    March 31, 2026
  • La Crete Couple Spends Wild Weekend in High Level
    March 30, 2026
  • Winnipeg Construction Crews Busy Installing Fresh New Potholes
    March 29, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Comprehensive List of Steinbach Politicians Scheduled to Attend Pride March Today
    July 9, 2016
  • Winnipeg Woman Spontaneously Combusts After Venturing Outside the Perimeter
    July 12, 2018
  • HOFer Gary Bettman was Winnipeg Jets Leading Scorer from 1997-2010
    November 12, 2018
  • School Accidentally Plays Sex Pistols Song Before Morning Announcements
    June 19, 2025
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Family Manages to Get On a Record Three Rides During Weeklong Trip to Disney

April 6, 2026

Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville

April 5, 2026

Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler

April 4, 2026

Pam Bondi Offered Promising New Career in Multilevel Marketing

April 3, 2026

Mennonite Children Excited for Annual Paska Bun Hunt

April 2, 2026

Unger Games

  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026

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