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Unger Games

Winnipeg Jets Sign Mennonite Senior to Bring Some Youth to the Team

January 19, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB The Winnipeg Jets have signed Mr. Plett, 84, of Bethlehem Place to bring some much needed youth and agility to their aging lineup. “I lot of people can’t figure out what’s gone wrong […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Delighted to Receive Gently Used Nobel Peace Prize

January 18, 2026

CORN, OK Area woman Susie Driedger, 73, was delighted to receive a gently used Nobel Peace Prize this week, which she plans to shred into pieces and use as a Brillo pad. “It has hardly […]

Unger Conviction

  • Chaos Erupts in Church After Pastor Calls for Hymn 67
    November 23, 2025
  • Mennonite Couple Still Late for Church Despite Extra Hour of Sleep
    November 3, 2019
  • First Mennonite Church Shall Become Last
    March 11, 2020

Unger & Thirst

  • Road Closures Cut Off Paska Supply
    April 15, 2022
  • Full Grown Man Still Eats Sugary Children’s Cereal
    July 10, 2020
  • Mennonite Woman Takes Home the Super Bowl
    February 7, 2021

Unger the Influence

  • Carney Called Out for Utilizing ‘Plaudietsch’ Spelling
    December 17, 2025
  • Liberals Just One Mennonite MP Away from Majority Government
    December 15, 2025
  • Foreign Visitors Scramble to Erase ‘Unger Review’ from Phone Before Entering the US
    December 12, 2025

The Daily Bonnet

  • Five Controversial Topics You Can’t Joke About With Mennonites
    March 31, 2018
  • Taunte Lina Becomes Instagram Influencer
    February 16, 2021
  • Treble Teens Teach ‘Step-touch’ to New Generation of Mennonites
    January 23, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Almost Fornicates With His Own Wife
    April 19, 2017

Trending

  • Ottawa Disappointed with Gun Buyback Program in Mennonite Country
    January 11, 2026
  • Hutterite Women’s Hockey Team Totally Destroys Slumping Winnipeg Jets
    January 9, 2026
  • Mennonites Really Disappointed with Philip Yantsied
    January 9, 2026
  • Zwaagstra Vows to Continue Goertzen’s Legacy of Giving Andrew Unger Plenty of Material
    January 8, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Mennonite Man Declares Himself ‘Greater Than Muhammad Ali’
    June 4, 2016
  • Poll: Should Elon Musk Take Over The Daily Bonnet?
    December 21, 2022
  • Stash of Sears Catalogues Discovered Under Hugh Hefner’s Mattress
    October 2, 2017
  • Yodas Celebrate 300 Years in America
    October 11, 2017
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New Season of ‘Heated Rivalry’ to Feature Manitoba’s Top Crokinole Players

January 17, 2026

American Soldiers Accidentally Invade Greenland Road

January 17, 2026

Word Bird Gives Fred Penner Plautdietsch Word

January 15, 2026

Winnipegers Rush to Get their Hands on the Cheapest Nosebleed Seats

January 13, 2026

Steinbach Mayor Wins Grand Slam of Butchering

January 12, 2026

Unger Games

  • Winnipeg Jets Sign Mennonite Senior to Bring Some Youth to the Team
    January 19, 2026
  • New Season of ‘Heated Rivalry’ to Feature Manitoba’s Top Crokinole Players
    January 17, 2026
  • Steinbach Mayor Wins Grand Slam of Butchering
    January 12, 2026
  • Hutterite Women’s Hockey Team Totally Destroys Slumping Winnipeg Jets
    January 9, 2026
  • Mennonites Excited for Grand Slam of Curling in Steinbach
    January 3, 2026

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