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Unger Suspicion

Hundreds of Legal Potash Dispensaries to Open in Saskatchewan

September 26, 2026

REGINA, SK Residents of Saskatchewan have voted overwhelmingly this week to legalize potash dispensaries across the province. “We’ve gotta do something to keep up with Belarus,” said Regina resident Barry Broesky. “I’m sure with all […]

Unger Games

Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg

September 24, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB Inspired by goalie Connor Helleybuyck and quarterback Dieter Brock, the entire population of Winnipeg has requested a trade out of Winnipeg. “If I knew it was that easy, I would have done this […]

Unger Conviction

  • Google Maps Error Leads Rosenort Couple to Southland Mall in Winkler
    March 15, 2018
  • Mennonite Pastor Baptizes Hundreds of Total Strangers at Local Waterslide
    June 7, 2017
  • Church New Year’s Eve Party Over By 8 PM
    December 31, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Man Opts for Incontinental Breakfast
    October 16, 2023
  • Mennonite Woman’s Lifetime Collection of Souvenir Teaspoons Sells for a Whopping 35 Cents
    October 17, 2023
  • Chicken Chef Coupons Finally Arrive After Month-long Strike
    December 19, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review
    May 31, 2026
  • Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week
    May 30, 2026
  • Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For
    May 29, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Thousands of Mennonites are All Sharing the Same Netflix Password
    March 31, 2021
  • Mennonite Population Completely Unaffected by Global Cyberattack
    May 15, 2017
  • Winkler Man Discovers He’s Dead from the Funeral Announcements
    September 29, 2016
  • Clearbrook Votes to Secede from Abbotsford
    February 7, 2017

Trending

  • Frugal Mennonites Excited for the Permanent Daylight Savings
    September 17, 2026
  • Carney Sends Mennonite Delegates to Negotiate with the EU
    September 16, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026
  • Wab Kinew Returns to Steinbach to Mow the Boulevards
    September 14, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Area Resident Proves His Worth as a Man by Removing Muffler from Car
    August 11, 2025
  • Wonder Woman’s True Identity Revealed as Nice Mennonite Gal from Rosenort
    June 1, 2017
  • Here’s Your Winnipeg Weather Forecast for the Next Few Months
    April 11, 2018
  • Jeff Bridges, John Goodman Reunite for ‘The Big Sawatzky’
    August 1, 2026
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Left Lane Between Steinbach and Blumenort to be Designated “Slow Minivan Lane”

September 22, 2026

Electrician Busy Explaining to Concerned Mennonites what ‘AC/DC’ Really Means

September 21, 2026

Mennonite Woman Ruins Perfectly Good Cinnamon Buns By Adding Raisins

September 20, 2026

Ed Sheeran Drops Mennonite Choir from North American Tour

September 19, 2026

Australian Pastor Apologizes, Says He Shouldn’t Have Preached Hourlong Sermon with Diarrhea

September 18, 2026

Unger Games

  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026
  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Demands Trade to Blumenort Menno Knights
    September 1, 2026
  • Massive Simon Hildebrandt Statue Appears Outside MBCI
    August 16, 2026

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