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Unger the Influence

Conservatives Vote to Reaffirm Party Leader Mark Carney

March 6, 2026

OTTAWA, ON After a leadership review this week, the Conservative Party of Canada has overwhelmingly reaffirmed the leadership of Mark Carney. “He supports free trade, increased military spending, building pipelines, and supporting war with the […]

The Daily Bonnet

High Valley Fills Winnipeg Theatre Entirely with Rempels

March 5, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB La Crete, Alberta’s country superstars High Valley are currently travelling across Canada performing exclusively for various Rempels. “Every time I walk out onto the stage and look out into audience, all I see […]

Unger Conviction

  • Pastor Lets Church Out Early So People Can Get to Chicken Chef
    June 30, 2019
  • Local Church Distributes Free Manure
    July 16, 2022
  • It’s Official: Steinbach Now Has More Churches than People
    September 24, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • Gopnik Outspits Mennonite
    October 23, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman in Existential Crisis at Grocery Store
    November 29, 2022
  • Mennonite Man Discovers Brave New World of Fried Vereniki
    April 1, 2020

Unger the Influence

  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026
  • Every American School to be Supplied with their Very Own Dairy Cow
    January 24, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Steinbach Driver Given Five Demerits for ‘Driving Like a Steinbacher’
    September 26, 2020
  • Mennonite Grandpa Now Charging $8 for Five Minute Piggyback Ride
    February 9, 2020
  • Mennonite Woman Takes Three Hours to Type One Text Message
    July 7, 2019
  • ‘Hatchimal’ Shortage Doesn’t Faze Resourceful Mennonite Mom
    December 11, 2016

Trending

  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026
  • Massive Stockpile of Silver Medals Discovered at Local Thrift Store
    February 22, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • 67-year-old Mennonite Man Measures 6 7
    September 20, 2025
  • Harry and Meghan to Winter in Regina
    January 10, 2020
  • Mennonite Man to Challenge Floyd Mayweather
    August 27, 2017
  • Timothéeee Chalamet Adds a Couple Extra E’s
    November 16, 2021
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World War III Finally Gives Mennonites the Chance to be Conscientious Objectors Again

March 4, 2026

Frugal BC Mennonites Excited for the Permanent Daylight Savings

March 3, 2026

Funk and Penner Endorse Penner for Goertzen’s Job Reports Peters from Reimer

March 1, 2026

US Launches Major Attack on the Epstein Files

February 28, 2026

American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey

February 26, 2026

Unger Games

  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026
  • Massive Stockpile of Silver Medals Discovered at Local Thrift Store
    February 22, 2026

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