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The Daily Bonnet

Petro-Canada Introduces New Farmer Sausage-Scented Air Fresheners

May 26, 2026

ALTONA, MB A new formavorscht-scented car air freshener has been flying off the shelves at gas stations this past week, with Mennonites throughout the region eager to have their truck cabs smell of smoked meat. […]

Unger & Thirst

Andrew Unger Celebrates 10 Years of Schmaunt Fat Jokes

May 25, 2026

STEINBACH, MB Author Andrew Unger started writing satire exactly ten years ago and in that time has posted more than 3000 fake news articles about schmaunt fat. “I began this project as a way to […]

Unger Conviction

  • Introducing the All New Mennonite Enneagram!
    April 9, 2019
  • Attempt at Singing ‘Silent Night’ in German Fizzles Out After First Line
    December 20, 2019
  • Mennonite Church Under Fire After Releasing Heavily Redacted Church Bulletin
    December 22, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Families Camp Overnight for Mother’s Day Buffet
    May 11, 2024
  • Rhubarb Sauce Discovered on Mennonite Man’s Perogies
    April 22, 2022
  • Delicious Rhubarb Platz Found in Sarah Polley’s Oscar Gift Bag
    March 13, 2023

Unger the Influence

  • “I thought it was me as a trajchtmoaka,” Trump says
    April 13, 2026
  • Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz
    March 17, 2026
  • Conservatives Vote to Reaffirm Party Leader Mark Carney
    March 6, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Facebook Bans Mennonite Ladies from Posting Pictures of Flowers
    August 24, 2016
  • Local Chiropractor Specializes in Treating Mennonite Rubbernecking Injuries
    January 26, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Attends His First Vanapag Jats Game
    December 8, 2018
  • Steinbach Man Waits 3 Years for Bus that Never Comes
    May 1, 2024

Trending

  • Baal Really Excited for New Statue in His Honour
    May 17, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman to Dust Entire Province of Manitoba
    May 15, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • 90-Year-Old Grandma Emerges Victorious in Senior Assassin 2026
    May 12, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • 2016 Takes Yet Another Celebrity Grandma’s Never Heard Of
    December 29, 2016
  • James Reimer Declines to Wear ‘Violent’ San Jose Sharks Jersey
    March 19, 2023
  • Satire Sites to Post Real News Today
    April 1, 2017
  • National League Adopts ‘Designated Menno’ Rule
    March 16, 2022
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Ed Sullivan Theatre to Be Demolished and Replaced with Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech

May 22, 2026

Potato Discovered in Mennonite Man’s Vereniki

May 21, 2026

Trump Really Excited About New $1.8 Billion Slush Fund

May 20, 2026

Mennonite Woman Permanently Trapped in New Landmark Roundabout

May 19, 2026

Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup

May 18, 2026

Unger Games

  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026

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