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Unger Games

Canadians Celebrate as List of ‘Sports We Don’t Suck At’ Balloons to Two

June 18, 2026

VANCOUVER, BV Canadian sports fans were left in absolute ecstasy this afternoon after the Canadian Men’s Soccer Team won a match at the World Cup for the first time in history, thus ballooning the number […]

Unger the Influence

Trump Vows to Make Washington Reflecting Pool as Beautiful as Lake Winnipeg

June 17, 2026

WASHINGTON, DC When Annie and Peter Dueck of Altona, Manitoba visited the US capital this week, they couldn’t help but notice something was a little familiar. “Jauma, Annie, look at the reflecting pool,” said Peter. […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Pastor’s Peace Sermon Sparks Riot
    November 14, 2017
  • Dating Couple Finds Convenient Loophole in Purity Pledge
    March 27, 2018
  • Mennonite Church Weekly to Feature Provocative Centrefold
    September 9, 2021

Unger & Thirst

  • Ten Epic Mennonite Dishes We Wish Were Real
    February 16, 2017
  • Local Garden Thief Claims She Was “Just Trying to Make Somma Borscht”
    June 17, 2020
  • New Steinbach Craft Brewer Forced By Law to Make Root Beer
    August 6, 2016

Unger the Influence

  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026
  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Homeschool Grad Has Drive-In Ceremony on His Own Driveway
    June 19, 2020
  • Hipsters Forced to Cut Off Beards After Violating Pennsylvania Mennonite Patent
    October 29, 2019
  • Niverville to Build $24 Million Arts Centre Just to Prove They’re Better Than Steinbach
    December 20, 2016
  • Mennonite Man Wakes Up Just In Time for Next Year’s Sunrise Service
    April 21, 2025

Trending

  • Ottawa to Ban Social Media for Kids and Replace it with Hinterland Who’s Who
    June 10, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies
    June 9, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026
  • Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons
    June 6, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Anti-Maskers Mistake The Forks for Steinbach
    April 25, 2021
  • Local Phone Book Now Offered Exclusively in Large Print
    May 27, 2019
  • “There’s nothing to do in this town,” says man who does nothing anyway
    January 19, 2025
  • Kitchener-Waterloo to Be Renamed Waterloo-Kitchener
    March 7, 2017
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Alberta Man Votes to Stay in Canada After Discovering Honey Dill Sauce

June 15, 2026

Musk Tries Desperately to Squeeze Camel Through Eye of This Needle

June 14, 2026

Mennonite Man with Million-dollar Tractor Stakes a Stand Against “Pride”

June 13, 2026

Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties

June 12, 2026

Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday

June 11, 2026

Unger Games

  • Canadians Celebrate as List of ‘Sports We Don’t Suck At’ Balloons to Two
    June 18, 2026
  • Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties
    June 12, 2026
  • Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday
    June 11, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026
  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026

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