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Unger Conviction

Australian Pastor Apologizes, Says He Shouldn’t Have Preached Hourlong Sermon with Diarrhea

September 18, 2026

BAULKHAM HILLS, AUSTRALIA Pastor Dave of Waters of Blessing megachurch in New South Wales, Australia is apologizing to the congregation, and the choir behind him, after preaching an hourlong sermon while suffering from a particularly […]

The Daily Bonnet

Frugal Mennonites Excited for the Permanent Daylight Savings

September 17, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB There was a buzz in the quilting room at South Kildonan MB this afternoon after the province announced there would be permanent daylight savings. “Oba, I expect savings during an MCC bag sale […]

Unger Conviction

  • Top 5 Christian Standup Comedians
    August 15, 2017
  • Steinbach Residents Flock to Mini-churches Across the City
    May 27, 2016
  • Church Attendance Takes Huge Hit After Pastor Excommunicates Anyone Who Doesn’t Reply to His Email
    February 24, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Man Keeps Fork, Dessert Doesn’t Come
    June 5, 2018
  • Manitoba Man Takes His Mexican Cousin to ‘Authentic Hole-in-the-Wall’
    June 8, 2018
  • Visitor to Winkler Gets Severe Case of Mennozuma’s Revenge
    July 8, 2018

Unger the Influence

  • Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review
    May 31, 2026
  • Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week
    May 30, 2026
  • Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For
    May 29, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Last Chance to Work on Your Farmer’s Tan this Weekend
    September 4, 2020
  • Niverville to Honour Patron Saint David Bergen
    June 9, 2022
  • New Horse-and-Buggy Dealership Opens in ‘Automobile City’
    June 10, 2018
  • Electoral College Declares the West Side ‘Jantsied’
    December 19, 2016

Trending

  • Mennonite Woman Mistakes MLCC for MCC
    September 11, 2026
  • Mennonite Man to Gift Entire Province with Smell of Money
    September 9, 2026
  • New UN Map Finally Shows Paraguay At Its Actual Size
    September 8, 2026
  • Prime Minister, Bryan Adams Share Roll Kuchen in Altona
    September 5, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Libertarian Accidentally Walks Down Public Sidewalk
    June 23, 2026
  • Couple Who Never Left Resort for Even a Second Claim to Have “Visited Mexico”
    April 4, 2025
  • Gangs of Nudists Swarm Winkler
    September 5, 2017
  • Evander Kane Caught with Fake Low German Vaccine Sticker
    October 20, 2021
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Carney Sends Mennonite Delegates to Negotiate with the EU

September 16, 2026

Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team

September 15, 2026

Wab Kinew Returns to Steinbach to Mow the Boulevards

September 14, 2026

Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’

September 13, 2026

Premier Wab Kinew Finally Visits Steinbach Just as Every Local Politician is Mysteriously Out of Town

September 12, 2026

Unger Games

  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026
  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Demands Trade to Blumenort Menno Knights
    September 1, 2026
  • Massive Simon Hildebrandt Statue Appears Outside MBCI
    August 16, 2026
  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026

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