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Unger Games

Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’

September 13, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB With echoes of the 97th Grey Cup, the Saskatchewan Roughriders saw their comeback against Winnipeg in the Banjo Bowl stymied after an inopportune ‘Too Many Mennonites’ call. “Too many Mennonites. Saskatchewan,” said head […]

Unger the Influence

Premier Wab Kinew Finally Visits Steinbach Just as Every Local Politician is Mysteriously Out of Town

September 12, 2026

STEINBACH, MB There was not a single local politician available to greet Premier Wab Kinew in Steinbach this afternoon. “I guess they all went to the lake,” said Kinew as he arrived at KR Barkman […]

Unger Conviction

  • Pastor’s Son By Far the Worst Behaved Kid in Sunday School
    January 18, 2018
  • Mennonite Couple Sits Through 3.5 Hours of Avatar But Can’t Handle 20 Minute Sermon
    January 28, 2023
  • Mennonite Church Holds Potluck Via Zoom
    April 12, 2020

Unger & Thirst

  • Coming this October to a Mennonite Church Near You: Pumpkin Spice Baptisms!
    October 4, 2018
  • Dill Harvest Early this Year
    July 2, 2025
  • Poll: What is Your Favourite Flavour of Knackzoat?
    June 7, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week
    May 30, 2026
  • Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For
    May 29, 2026
  • Carney to Raze 72 Million Acres of Old Growth Forest to Make Copies of Guilbeault’s Resignation Letter
    May 27, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Man Calls Mother-in-Law “Hey You” to Avoid Calling Her “Mom”
    February 26, 2024
  • How My Life Has Changed Since Menno-pause
    November 18, 2017
  • Manitoba’s Most Progressive Mennonite Man Moves His Clock Forward an Hour
    March 10, 2019
  • Mennonite Authors Eager to Get their Books Banned by Local Christian Bookstore
    May 4, 2021

Trending

  • Mennonite Woman in Existential Crisis at Grocery Store
    September 2, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Demands Trade to Blumenort Menno Knights
    September 1, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Introduces Japanese A5 Wagyu Jreewe
    August 30, 2026
  • Winkler Attempts to Rename Morden
    August 29, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Area Man Spends 5 Hours Trying to Find the End of a Roll of Tape
    September 5, 2023
  • Jason Kenney Quits Politics to Become One of Those Wacko Street Preachers
    May 22, 2022
  • Area Couple Builds 6500 Square Foot ‘Tiny House’
    July 3, 2017
  • School’s Out! Back-to-School Shopping Begins!
    June 30, 2018
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Mennonite Woman Mistakes MLCC for MCC

September 11, 2026

Mennonite Man to Gift Entire Province with Smell of Money

September 9, 2026

New UN Map Finally Shows Paraguay At Its Actual Size

September 8, 2026

Prime Minister, Bryan Adams Share Roll Kuchen in Altona

September 5, 2026

Mennonite Man Takes 5 Hours to Pass Semi

September 3, 2026

Unger Games

  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Demands Trade to Blumenort Menno Knights
    September 1, 2026
  • Massive Simon Hildebrandt Statue Appears Outside MBCI
    August 16, 2026
  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • White Sox to Feature All-Mennonite Starting Lineup
    July 11, 2026

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