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Unger & Thirst

Alberta Man Votes to Stay in Canada After Discovering Honey Dill Sauce

June 15, 2026

TABER, AB Area man Gary Froese, 51, has undergone a radical change in heart about Alberta separatism after a trip to a family funeral in Manitoba this week. “We had the raisin buns and cheese […]

Unger Suspicion

Musk Tries Desperately to Squeeze Camel Through Eye of This Needle

June 14, 2026

STARBASE, TX Hours after becoming the world’s first trillionaire, Elon Musk was spotted desperately trying to squeeze his pet camel Jacob through the eye of Mrs. Siemens’s sewing needle. “I’m putting all my top engineers […]

Unger Conviction

  • Thousands of Catholics Forced to Become Anabaptists After Priest Says One Wrong Word
    February 16, 2022
  • Worship Pastor Fired for Plunging V-Neck Shirt
    July 12, 2017
  • Hundreds of Mennonites Show Up at Church on Onewheels
    August 15, 2020

Unger & Thirst

  • Steak Temperature Guide (Mennonite Edition)
    August 15, 2017
  • Trudeau Hires Mennonites to Administer New $900 Million Roll Kuchen Grant Program
    August 19, 2020
  • Mennonite Man Insists Server Who is Just Doing Her Job is Flirting With Him
    October 18, 2017

Unger the Influence

  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026
  • Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On
    April 19, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Entire City of Steinbach Stymied by Globe and Mail Paywall
    March 12, 2023
  • Mennonite Woman Takes Three Hours Between Scrabble Moves
    March 6, 2020
  • Mennonite Woman Co-sleeps With All 15 Children
    March 8, 2017
  • Mennonite Man’s Car Spotted in Liquor Store Parking Lot
    May 27, 2020

Trending

  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026
  • Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons
    June 6, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Installs New Inground Pool
    June 4, 2026
  • Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain
    June 3, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Rare Video Footage of an 80s Pop Legend Singing Hymn 606
    October 10, 2017
  • The Best Mennonite Pop Culture References
    May 7, 2018
  • Winnipeg Hospitals Overrun With Jets-Related Heart Attacks
    May 2, 2018
  • 7 Rock Songs We Should Sing in Church
    November 28, 2017
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Mennonite Man with Million-dollar Tractor Stakes a Stand Against “Pride”

June 13, 2026

Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties

June 12, 2026

Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday

June 11, 2026

Ottawa to Ban Social Media for Kids and Replace it with Hinterland Who’s Who

June 10, 2026

Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies

June 9, 2026

Unger Games

  • Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties
    June 12, 2026
  • Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday
    June 11, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026
  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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