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Unger the Influence

James Talarico Article Pulled from the Unger Review

February 19, 2026

SEMINOLE, TEXAS The renowned Mennonite satire site The Unger Review had intended to run an article schputting Texas political candidate James Talarico, but had to pull it at the last minute for unknown reasons. “He’s […]

Unger Games

Canadian Curler Accused of “Knipsing” Stone

February 18, 2026

MILAN, ITALY Canadian curler Mark Kennedy has been accused of taking a few strategies from crokinole this week at the Olympics. “The replay clearly shows he knipsed the stone after the hog line,” said curler […]

Unger Conviction

  • Top 10 Most Amazing Mennonite Albums Found at the Local MCC Store
    November 24, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Labelled a “Feminist” for Not Trailing 10 Feet Behind Her Husband at All Times
    July 5, 2022
  • Mennonite Pastor Earns $400,000 for Wall Street Sermon
    May 4, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Fraser Valley Man Dunks Donut, Sparks Massive Theological Debate
    September 11, 2016
  • Funeral Cancelled After Bridge Fire Cuts Off Cheese Curd Supply
    May 11, 2023
  • Thousands of Partiers Show Up to Mennonite Man’s “Hot New Disco”
    September 8, 2022

Unger the Influence

  • Andrew Unger Gifted Secondhand Nobel Prize for Literature
    January 21, 2026
  • American Soldiers Accidentally Invade Greenland Road
    January 17, 2026
  • Ottawa Disappointed with Gun Buyback Program in Mennonite Country
    January 11, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • North Kildonan Residents Unimpressed with New Winnipeg Transit Network
    July 7, 2025
  • Vote Now! Dutch Blitz vs. Crokinole!
    December 24, 2022
  • Mennonite Texting Abbreviations: From LOL to WTF
    July 14, 2017
  • Chatty Mennonite Woman Holds Elevator Door for a Record 5 Hours
    June 17, 2025

Trending

  • White House Demands New Bridge Be Rerouted to Epstein Island
    February 11, 2026
  • Americans Furious About All-Plautdietsch Halftime Show
    February 10, 2026
  • Mennonite Mom Forces Olympians to Split Medals into Pieces and Share with their Brothers and Sisters
    February 9, 2026
  • Mennonite Choir to Perform at Extra-Alternative Halftime Show
    February 8, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Mennonite Choir to Perform at Next Year’s Super Bowl
    February 4, 2019
  • New Trade Deal Has Torontonians Scrambling to Find Manitoba on a Map
    May 15, 2025
  • Balenciaga Releases New $2000 Shit-Covered Mennonite Rubber Boots
    May 20, 2024
  • Massive Concrete Wall Divides Kitchener and Waterloo
    September 19, 2017
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Manitoba Issues Province-wide “Yellow Snow” Warning

February 17, 2026

I Searched the Epstein Files for Mennonite Content – This is What I Found

February 16, 2026

France Humiliates Canada By Losing Only By a Score of 10-2

February 15, 2026

Plane Takes Couple to La Crete, Alberta Instead of Greek Island

February 14, 2026

Mennonite Couple Celebrate Valentine’s Day By Ordering the Cheapest Thing on the Menu

February 13, 2026

Unger Games

  • Canadian Curler Accused of “Knipsing” Stone
    February 18, 2026
  • France Humiliates Canada By Losing Only By a Score of 10-2
    February 15, 2026
  • Mennonite Mom Forces Olympians to Split Medals into Pieces and Share with their Brothers and Sisters
    February 9, 2026
  • Mennonite Choir to Perform at Extra-Alternative Halftime Show
    February 8, 2026
  • Canada to Field Olympic Team Entirely Made Up of Friesens and Froeses
    February 6, 2026

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