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Unger Suspicion

Winnipeg Man Absolutely Exhausted Due to Lack of Time Change

November 3, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB Area plumber Dave Warkentin woke up really tired this morning due to the lack of time change. “Ugh, it’s that time of year again where we don’t change the clocks,” said Warkentin. “I […]

The Daily Bonnet

Winkler to Set Clocks One Hour Ahead of Morden

November 1, 2026

WINKLER, MB When the Province announced that Manitobans would no longer be participating in the time change, the City of Winkler pounced on the opportunity to distinguish itself from neighbouring Morden. “We’re establishing a Winkler […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Man Suspended from Church for the Next 4 Sundays
    June 4, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Caught on Facebook During Church Service
    April 23, 2017
  • Meet the ‘Steinbach Reads’ 2022 Contenders: Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John
    April 25, 2022

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Man Proposes Massive Sunflower Field for Portage and Main
    May 2, 2023
  • Pastor Declares Self-Service Corn Stand an ‘Evil Temptress’
    August 31, 2016
  • Canada-Wide Rogers Golden Syrup Outage Stretches on for Hours
    April 19, 2021

Unger the Influence

  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026
  • Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids
    October 10, 2026
  • British Columbians Can’t Decide Which Mennonite to Vote For
    October 6, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Man Gifts Wife Wrong Kind Of Dutch Oven
    August 23, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Left in Awkward Position After Neighbouring Passenger Falls Asleep on His Shoulder
    July 15, 2022
  • Mennonite Politician Pushes for $0.15 Minimum Wage
    June 3, 2017
  • Holem de gruel, Armin Wiebe’s website is entertaining yet!
    August 5, 2018

Trending

  • Mennonite Beats Mennonite with Votes from Mennonites
    October 25, 2026
  • Winnipeg Mayoral Candidate Accidentally Uses Pictures of Winkler
    October 23, 2026
  • Edmonton Mennonites Big Fans of Mayor Knack-Zoat
    October 22, 2026
  • Roundup Introduces New Product to Eliminate Election Signs in Your Yard
    October 21, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Djokovic Teams Up With Oma Krahn for Mixed Doubles Tournament
    January 18, 2022
  • Area Man to Play Just One More Game of Tetris
    August 5, 2021
  • Winnipeg Transit Now Offering Ark Service
    March 23, 2022
  • Justin Bieber Buys Vacation Home in Elkhart, Indiana
    September 3, 2016
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Winnipeg Couple Dress as Country’s Scariest Creature: Canada Geese

October 31, 2026

Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game

October 30, 2026

City’s Top Chef Mortified to Discover His ‘Charcuterie Board’ is Just Glorified Faspa

October 29, 2026

Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting

October 28, 2026

Elizabeth Holmes Takes On Trajchtmoaka Job in Winkler

October 26, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game
    October 30, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026
  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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