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Unger Suspicion

Winkler Spy Balloon Shot Down Above Morden

February 4, 2023

MORDEN, MB A couple of slingshots and some good aim were all it took to down a massive spy balloon from Winkler that was hovering in the skies of neighbouring Morden for the past few […]

Unger the Influence

MP Candice Bergen Steps Down to Return to Glamorous Life in Hollywood

February 3, 2023

MORDEN, MB After fifteen years representing the good folks of Portage Lisgar in the House of Commons, MP Candice Bergen has stepped down to return to the set of hit 1990s sitcom Murphy Brown. “As […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Infant Asks to Be Baptized Upon Confession of Her Faith
    December 17, 2016
  • Mennonite Woman Sings the Wrong Version of ‘Away in a Manger’
    December 22, 2019
  • Bible School Offering Money Back Guarantee if Not Engaged By the End of First Semester
    September 4, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • Grandkids Still Reluctant to Go Anywhere Near Grandma’s Plumi Moos
    March 29, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Orders Child Size Coke and Stays All Afternoon for Refills
    August 6, 2020
  • Hypnotist Claims to Remove Mennonite Schmaunt Fat Cravings
    July 20, 2018

Unger the Influence

  • “Oops, My Bad,” Say Democrats Who Forgot to Codify Roe v. Wade for Almost 50 Years
    June 26, 2022
  • Canada and Denmark Reach Settlement Over Disputed Nikolaj Ehlers
    June 21, 2022
  • BC to Decriminalize Up to 2.5 Grams of Borscht
    June 7, 2022

The Daily Bonnet

  • A List of Mennonite Job Interview Questions (and How to Answer Them)
    October 20, 2017
  • Where did you meet your Mennonite spouse?
    August 27, 2019
  • Anabaptist Heroes to be Added to Mount Rushmore
    August 27, 2018
  • Mennonite Writer Starts Lucrative New Business Proofreading Protest Signs
    March 4, 2022

Trending

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    January 29, 2023
  • Mennonite Couple Sits Through 3.5 Hours of Avatar But Can’t Handle 20 Minute Sermon
    January 28, 2023
  • Unger Review – Headline Contest #1
    January 27, 2023
  • Welcome to The Unger Review
    January 26, 2023

Unger Suspicion

  • Mennonites Overwhelmingly Prefer Adam West to Any Other Batman
    June 11, 2017
  • Canada Day Ruined as Stoned Singer Totally Butchers ‘Oh Canada’
    July 1, 2018
  • Winnipeg Couple Plans ‘Nice, Warm, Tropical Vacation’ on Mars
    January 28, 2019
  • Summer Festival Offers Steinbachers an Entire Weekend without Obnoxious Street Racers
    June 17, 2022
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Groundhog Predicts All Satire Sites to Make ‘Jungian Shadow’ Jokes Today

February 2, 2023

It’s Alive! The Daily Bonnet Rises from the Ashes

February 1, 2023

Headline Contest #1 – Vote for Your Choice from this Week’s Top 3 Hilarious Finalists

February 1, 2023

Mennonite Man Starts GoFundMe to Pay for Tips at Chicken Chef

January 31, 2023

Limited Edition Dutch Blitz Set to Come Prepackaged with First Aid Kit

January 30, 2023

Unger Games

  • Limited Edition Dutch Blitz Set to Come Prepackaged with First Aid Kit
    January 30, 2023
  • Winnipeg Jets Trade for the Wrong Toews
    January 23, 2023
  • Winnipeg Man Hospitalized After Dangerous Fall from Jets’ Bandwagon
    January 20, 2023
  • Mennonite Woman Discovered Hidden Behind Her Englisher Husband’s Surname
    January 8, 2023
  • Mennonite Man Blames Loss on Slightly-Raised Staple
    January 2, 2023

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