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Unger the Influence

James Talarico Article Pulled from the Unger Review

February 19, 2026

SEMINOLE, TEXAS The renowned Mennonite satire site The Unger Review had intended to run an article schputting Texas political candidate James Talarico, but had to pull it at the last minute for unknown reasons. “He’s […]

Unger Games

Canadian Curler Accused of “Knipsing” Stone

February 18, 2026

MILAN, ITALY Canadian curler Mark Kennedy has been accused of taking a few strategies from crokinole this week at the Olympics. “The replay clearly shows he knipsed the stone after the hog line,” said curler […]

Unger Conviction

  • Tim Tebow Signs with Mennonite Church, but Not as QB
    May 10, 2021
  • Mennonite Man Fills Out Welcome Card in Pen, Fearing Usher Might Erase Prayer Requests
    April 27, 2025
  • Local Congregation Installs Gender Neutral Church Pews
    July 12, 2016

Unger & Thirst

  • Poor Air Quality Blamed on Gassy Mennonite Man
    August 2, 2025
  • Failure to Preheat the Oven Has Mennonite Family Scrambling for Chicken Chef
    October 12, 2022
  • Skeptical Burger King Customer Seeks to Prove the Existence of ‘Ketchup Nuggets’
    August 6, 2023

Unger the Influence

  • Andrew Unger Gifted Secondhand Nobel Prize for Literature
    January 21, 2026
  • American Soldiers Accidentally Invade Greenland Road
    January 17, 2026
  • Ottawa Disappointed with Gun Buyback Program in Mennonite Country
    January 11, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • How to Talk to Your Children About Sex: A Guide for Mennonite Parents
    January 4, 2018
  • Henry Reimer to Move to the Corner of Henry and Reimer
    April 17, 2017
  • Harry and Anita Dyck Celebrate 50th Wedding Anniversary
    July 25, 2022
  • Mennonite Exotic Dancer Thrills Audience by Removing Her Düak
    July 10, 2017

Trending

  • White House Demands New Bridge Be Rerouted to Epstein Island
    February 11, 2026
  • Americans Furious About All-Plautdietsch Halftime Show
    February 10, 2026
  • Mennonite Mom Forces Olympians to Split Medals into Pieces and Share with their Brothers and Sisters
    February 9, 2026
  • Mennonite Choir to Perform at Extra-Alternative Halftime Show
    February 8, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Mastercard Introduces New Dave Ramsey Themed Credit Card
    August 21, 2024
  • Lineup for Women’s Washroom Stretches 10 Miles
    April 12, 2023
  • Babylon Bee Accidentally Mocks Rich White Cis Hetero Man
    June 27, 2022
  • Hundreds of Amish Pay Tribute to Glen Campbell by Parading Around Town in Rhinestone Suits
    August 9, 2017
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Manitoba Issues Province-wide “Yellow Snow” Warning

February 17, 2026

I Searched the Epstein Files for Mennonite Content – This is What I Found

February 16, 2026

France Humiliates Canada By Losing Only By a Score of 10-2

February 15, 2026

Plane Takes Couple to La Crete, Alberta Instead of Greek Island

February 14, 2026

Mennonite Couple Celebrate Valentine’s Day By Ordering the Cheapest Thing on the Menu

February 13, 2026

Unger Games

  • Canadian Curler Accused of “Knipsing” Stone
    February 18, 2026
  • France Humiliates Canada By Losing Only By a Score of 10-2
    February 15, 2026
  • Mennonite Mom Forces Olympians to Split Medals into Pieces and Share with their Brothers and Sisters
    February 9, 2026
  • Mennonite Choir to Perform at Extra-Alternative Halftime Show
    February 8, 2026
  • Canada to Field Olympic Team Entirely Made Up of Friesens and Froeses
    February 6, 2026

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