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Unger Suspicion

Ben Heppner and Howard Dyck to Take on Timothee Chalamet in High Stakes Prize Fight

March 16, 2026

HOLLYWOOD, CA After actor Timothee Chalamet stirred up controversy across the arts community this week for his dismissive comments about ballet and opera, boxing promoters have offered a $50 million prize to see Chalamet enter […]

Unger Suspicion

Top 10 Mennonite Movies of the Year

March 14, 2026

Oba, it’s that time of year again, the Onkel Oscar awards yet. This year there were many Mannanite movies. Good thing we can stream them so no one can spot us in line at the […]

Unger Conviction

  • “Hymn 606 is Over-rated,” Declares Mennonite Hipster
    April 1, 2019
  • Chaos Erupts in Church Kitchen After Label Maker Goes On the Fritz
    January 16, 2025
  • Mennonite Couple Claim TV is Just for Watching Billy Graham Specials
    April 4, 2023

Unger & Thirst

  • “How do they get the cottage cheese in the vereniki?”: Mennonite Man Unlocks the Vereniki Secret
    October 26, 2021
  • Dill Harvest Early this Year
    July 2, 2025
  • Mennonite Woman Waters Down Her Ketchup to Make it Last
    September 22, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026
  • Every American School to be Supplied with their Very Own Dairy Cow
    January 24, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Winkler, Manitoba to Officially be Renamed ‘Vankler’
    November 19, 2016
  • A Guide to Those Mysterious Swiss Mennonites (for Russian Mennonites)
    January 27, 2019
  • Mennonite Grandma Knits Cozy Warm Woolen Covid Masks
    March 27, 2021
  • Mennonite Town Bans Wearing Socks with Sandals
    September 13, 2017

Trending

  • High Valley Fills Winnipeg Theatre Entirely with Rempels
    March 5, 2026
  • World War III Finally Gives Mennonites the Chance to be Conscientious Objectors Again
    March 4, 2026
  • Frugal BC Mennonites Excited for the Permanent Daylight Savings
    March 3, 2026
  • Funk and Penner Endorse Penner for Goertzen’s Job Reports Peters from Reimer
    March 1, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Farmer’s Almanac Predicting Winter to Follow Autumn this Year
    September 23, 2020
  • Joke Crosses the Line Yet Again Today
    September 7, 2017
  • ‘Maid of the Mist’ Relocates to Pisew Falls
    August 5, 2020
  • Cal-gary Man Insists He’s from ‘Calgree’
    November 13, 2019
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Subway Opens in La Broquerie

March 12, 2026

Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire

March 11, 2026

Schmaunt Fat Soars to $100 a Barrel

March 10, 2026

McDonald’s CEO Reluctantly Tries New Vereniki Product

March 8, 2026

Conservatives Vote to Reaffirm Party Leader Mark Carney

March 6, 2026

Unger Games

  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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