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Unger Suspicion

Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain

June 3, 2026

BALDY MOUNTAIN, MB Area man Pete Rempel braved a completely paved highway this week and became the first member of his immediate family to drive right to the top of Manitoba’s highest mountain. “It’s a […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Creates Her Own Rhubarb-Flavoured Bubly

June 2, 2026

RANDOLPH, MB Disappointed with the lack of rhubarb-flavoured options, diehard Bubly-drinker Evelen Sawatzky of Randolph, Manitoba has taken matters into her own hands. “Basically I just gather all the run-off water after I’m done washing […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Church Bans Google Chrome
    November 29, 2017
  • Neighbourhood Church Has Staff of 30 Pastors for Some Reason
    July 7, 2022
  • Mennonite Man Brings Pet Alligator to Church
    October 13, 2023

Unger & Thirst

  • Hypnotist Claims to Remove Mennonite Schmaunt Fat Cravings
    July 20, 2018
  • Silly Americans Don’t Even Realize it’s Thanksgiving
    October 12, 2025
  • Pharaoh’s Heart Hardened by Cracklings
    August 20, 2016

Unger the Influence

  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026
  • Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On
    April 19, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Outrage in Steinbach After Streets Named After ‘Johnson’ and ‘Smith’
    August 23, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Finally Puts on His Winter Tires
    November 13, 2021
  • Loewen Windows Employee to Marry Barkman Concrete Employee
    April 10, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Still Trying to Figure Out How to Change the Time on His VCR
    November 6, 2022

Trending

  • Petro-Canada Introduces New Farmer Sausage-Scented Air Fresheners
    May 26, 2026
  • Andrew Unger Celebrates 10 Years of Schmaunt Fat Jokes
    May 25, 2026
  • Ed Sullivan Theatre to Be Demolished and Replaced with Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech
    May 22, 2026
  • Potato Discovered in Mennonite Man’s Vereniki
    May 21, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Harry and Meghan to Wed in Exclusive Morden, Manitoba Castle
    November 30, 2017
  • Ex-Blumenort Menno Knights Head Coach Signs with Winnipeg Jets
    May 20, 2022
  • Elon Musk Accused of Interfering in Local Church Board Election
    January 4, 2025
  • NASA Confirms the Existence of Mennonites on Other Planets
    November 24, 2016
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Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review

May 31, 2026

Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week

May 30, 2026

Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For

May 29, 2026

Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht

May 28, 2026

Carney to Raze 72 Million Acres of Old Growth Forest to Make Copies of Guilbeault’s Resignation Letter

May 27, 2026

Unger Games

  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026

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