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Unger Games

Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler

April 4, 2026

WINKLER, MB Rumours are swirling in Winkler this week after Chicago White Sox outfielder Tristan Peters became the first Mennonite ever and first Manitoban in almost twenty years to make to first base. The news […]

Unger Suspicion

Pam Bondi Offered Promising New Career in Multilevel Marketing

April 3, 2026

WASHINGTON, DC It didn’t take long for recently unemployed Attorney General Pam Bondi to land on her feet. “The church ladies have always got your back,” said Bondi. “Everyone was coming up to me in […]

Unger Conviction

  • Hundreds of Mennonites Show Up at Church on Onewheels
    August 15, 2020
  • Mennonite Child Prays, Followed Quickly By “Real Prayer” From Adult
    November 1, 2019
  • Stop Playing God! 7 Ways You’re Playing God Without Even Realizing It!
    August 3, 2021

Unger & Thirst

  • ‘Hands that Have Prepared It’ Feel Extra Blessed
    April 18, 2018
  • City of Winkler to Abandon the Metric System in Favour of Ice Cream Pail Method
    July 4, 2016
  • Mennonite Woman Spends Five Hours Selecting Watermelon
    June 23, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Local Man Forgets to Remove Nikes Before Burning Them
    September 10, 2018
  • Supersite Workers Promise Not to Comment on Your Farmer’s Tan
    June 26, 2021
  • Mennonite Kids Forced to Recite Poem in Order to Get Christmas Present
    December 17, 2024
  • Steinbach Man Opens ‘Noah’s Ark Encounter’ in His Basement
    September 17, 2024

Trending

  • Mennonite Church Shuns Snowman For Being ‘Immodestly Dressed’
    March 27, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Cancels Netflix Over Lack of Fishing Shows
    March 25, 2026
  • Manitoba to Remove PST on Honey Dill Sauce, Premier Says
    March 24, 2026
  • ‘KPop Dueck Hunters’ Number One Movie on Mennonite Netflix
    March 23, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Petition Calls for Entire State of Minnesota to Join Canada
    January 7, 2019
  • Study: 99% of Anti-Vax “Research” Occurs While Taking a Dump
    August 28, 2021
  • Winnipeg Construction Crews Busy Installing Fresh New Potholes
    March 29, 2026
  • Phone Companies Reassure Canadians Exorbitant Bills Still Due During Postal Strike
    November 21, 2024
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Mennonite Children Excited for Annual Paska Bun Hunt

April 2, 2026

8 Mennonite Families from Mexico Establish New Colony on Moon

April 1, 2026

Spring Arrives in Manitoba

March 31, 2026

La Crete Couple Spends Wild Weekend in High Level

March 30, 2026

Winnipeg Construction Crews Busy Installing Fresh New Potholes

March 29, 2026

Unger Games

  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026

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