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Unger Games

Historic Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate

November 4, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB Just as all hope was lost, the Winnipeg Jets stormed back from a 4-0 deficit last night to take control of the US House and Senate. “It’s hard to stop that blue wave,” […]

Unger Suspicion

Winnipeg Man Absolutely Exhausted Due to Lack of Time Change

November 3, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB Area plumber Dave Warkentin woke up really tired this morning due to the lack of time change. “Ugh, it’s that time of year again where we don’t change the clocks,” said Warkentin. “I […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Man Earns Place in Heaven after Attending Evening Service
    February 25, 2017
  • ‘Reverse Lent’ Begins Today for Devout Mennonites
    March 1, 2017
  • Mennonites Now Totally Spaced Out in Church
    November 28, 2021

Unger & Thirst

  • Steinbachers Mourn the Loss of Taco Bell
    April 19, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Tests Positive for Coke
    December 30, 2018
  • Single Piece of Juicy Fruit Lasts a Record Three Minutes
    February 3, 2021

Unger the Influence

  • White House Reinstates Day to Honour Guy Who Directed ‘Home Alone’
    October 13, 2026
  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026
  • Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids
    October 10, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Man Spends All Day Fighting with Automatic Paper Towel Dispenser
    July 14, 2022
  • Mennonite Woman Permanently Trapped in New Landmark Roundabout
    May 19, 2026
  • Outreach Event Fails After Toronto Mennonite Church Hosts Actual Blue Jay Watching Party
    October 8, 2022
  • Mennonite Woman “Wins the Lottery” After Neighbour’s Clothes Blow into Her Yard
    July 8, 2025

Trending

  • Elizabeth Holmes Takes On Trajchtmoaka Job in Winkler
    October 26, 2026
  • Mennonite Beats Mennonite with Votes from Mennonites
    October 25, 2026
  • Winnipeg Mayoral Candidate Accidentally Uses Pictures of Winkler
    October 23, 2026
  • Edmonton Mennonites Big Fans of Mayor Knack-Zoat
    October 22, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Sports Team Sports Their Way to Sportsing Thinger
    February 13, 2022
  • Mennonite Sniper Sets Record for World’s Longest Deliberately-Missed Shot
    June 24, 2017
  • Manitoba Government Replaces All Winnipeg Emergency Rooms With This One Bungalow in Transcona
    July 12, 2019
  • Outage Impacts All 8 Mennonites on Twitter
    February 9, 2023
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Winkler to Set Clocks One Hour Ahead of Morden

November 1, 2026

Winnipeg Couple Dress as Country’s Scariest Creature: Canada Geese

October 31, 2026

Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game

October 30, 2026

City’s Top Chef Mortified to Discover His ‘Charcuterie Board’ is Just Glorified Faspa

October 29, 2026

Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting

October 28, 2026

Unger Games

  • Historic Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate
    November 4, 2026
  • Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game
    October 30, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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