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Unger Suspicion

Angine de Poitrine Turn Out to be a Couple Mennonite Boys from Winkler

April 15, 2026

WINKLER, MB Angine de Poitrine, the mysterious math rock duo who has taken the Internet by storm, have kept their identities secret until now. The secret slipped this week out after the drummer was caught […]

Unger the Influence

Conservatives Form Majority Government

April 14, 2026

OTTAWA, ON After a barrage of floor crossing and a couple by-elections this week, Mark Carney and the Conservative Party of Canada have finally formed a majority government. “Canadians have spoken loud and clear—they want […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Supreme Court Rules Life Begins at Baptism
    June 25, 2022
  • “Freedom-Loving” Pastor Won’t Let Women Wear Pants
    April 30, 2021
  • ‘Praise God From Whom All Blessings Flow’ Reaches #1 on iTunes Chart Nearly 5 Centuries After its Release
    February 6, 2024

Unger & Thirst

  • How to Get That Perfect Mennonite ‘Dad Bod’ You Always Wanted
    June 17, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Takes Extra Shot of Ozempic Before Lunch at Oma’s
    July 23, 2024
  • Steinbach Finally Legalizes Sundae Shopping
    August 19, 2018

Unger the Influence

  • White House Demands New Bridge Be Rerouted to Epstein Island
    February 11, 2026
  • George Washington Completely “Absolved” in New Epstein Files
    February 1, 2026
  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Store Offers Amazing 10% Off Black Friday Sale
    November 25, 2016
  • “Colorado Loewen” to Hammer Province this Week
    April 11, 2022
  • Peace Talks in Winkler-Morden Move Toward ‘Two-State Solution’
    February 2, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Permanently Stuck in Downward Dog
    June 9, 2018

Trending

  • Mennonite Man Sent To Unclog Space Toilet
    April 7, 2026
  • Family Manages to Get On a Record Three Rides During Weeklong Trip to Disney
    April 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Truckers Demand Trudeau Come Out of Hiding and Face Them in This Dunk Tank
    February 1, 2022
  • Edmonton Elks to Face the Calgary Grammar Police in Season Opener
    June 13, 2021
  • Joel Osteen Releases New ‘Red Letter Edition’ of His Latest Book
    February 24, 2020
  • ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Rebranded as ‘Schmidt’s Creek’ for Sensitive Southern Manitoba Market
    October 2, 2020
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“I thought it was me as a trajchtmoaka,” Trump says

April 13, 2026

Mennonite Man Wears His Very Best Carhartt to Church

April 12, 2026

Americans Demand the Flooding of Saskatchewan and Manitoba to Give their Ships Easier Access to Canadian Oil

April 11, 2026

Thousands of Poultry Farmers Accidentally Show Up at ‘National Poetry Month’ Event

April 10, 2026

Killing People Only Way to Achieve Lasting Peace, Leaders Insist

April 8, 2026

Unger Games

  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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