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American School Bans ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ For Being Canadian

October 14, 2026

COUNCIL BLUFFS, IA School districts across the United States have banned controversial Margaret Atwood novel The Handmaid’s Tale for containing “disturbing Canadian content.” “We have to protect our kids from reading Canadian literature,” said local parent Tiffany […]

Unger the Influence

White House Reinstates Day to Honour Guy Who Directed ‘Home Alone’

October 13, 2026

WASHINGTON, DC The White House announced this week that they were sick and tired of people changing the names of things all the time and so would be returning the day to honour the guy […]

Unger Conviction

  • Affluent Attention-Starved Couple Lodges Complaint Against Pastor for Not Visiting them as Often as Actual People in Need
    July 13, 2019
  • Calgary Church Threatens to Leave Town Unless Government Pays for Massive New Building
    June 9, 2017
  • Winkler Church to Install Roundabout in Parking Lot
    August 10, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Woman’s Glasses are So Foggy She Can’t Even See Who to Judge at the Liquor Store
    September 15, 2020
  • Massive Shared Chicken Chef to Open Between Morden and Winkler
    March 6, 2022
  • Grandma Stocks Up On Discount Christmas Oranges For Next Year
    January 1, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • Toddler Demands Lake Ontario Be Renamed Lake Poopy Pants
    August 27, 2026
  • Trump Threatens to Rename Lake Winnipeg if Wab Kinew Doesn’t Stop Saying Mean Things About Him
    August 25, 2026
  • Prince Edward Island Becomes Accidental Target of White House Anti-DEI Campaign
    July 28, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Man Finally Finishes ‘Peace Shall Destroy Many’
    May 18, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Relieved to be Going Back to Celebrating Men for the Next 364 Days
    March 9, 2024
  • Grandpa Regales Youngsters With Tales of the Cash and Carry Toilet
    March 15, 2017
  • Local Chiropractor Specializes in Treating Mennonite Rubbernecking Injuries
    January 26, 2018

Trending

  • British Columbians Can’t Decide Which Mennonite to Vote For
    October 6, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Trump Promises Mennonites $5000 Worth of Bubbat if They Vote Republican
    October 3, 2026
  • Police Raid Home Suspected of Hosting Wild All-Night Tupperware Party
    October 2, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Highway 75 Construction to be Finished Just in Time to Start All Over Again
    October 4, 2024
  • Stash of Spare Prince Harry Books Donated to Local Thrift Store
    January 14, 2023
  • Entire Province of Manitoba Hikes ‘Hunt Lake Trail’ All at Once
    July 5, 2021
  • Christopher Nolan Casts Pacifist Mennonite Farmer as Odysseus
    July 20, 2026
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Mennonite Woman Arrested for Buying Her Pumpkin Pie at Costco

October 12, 2026

Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation

October 11, 2026

Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids

October 10, 2026

FIFA Awards Donald Trump Nobel Prize for Literature

October 8, 2026

Massive E-Scooter Outbreak Strikes Southern Manitoba

October 7, 2026

Unger Games

  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026
  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Demands Trade to Blumenort Menno Knights
    September 1, 2026

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