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Unger Conviction

Mennonite Man Leaves Faspa Early to Avoid Cleaning Up the Chairs

June 24, 2026

WINKLER, MB At faspa this week, James Dueck, 37, of Winkler scrambled out of the church gymnasium just as soon as he’d wolfed down his cheese curds and dills. The reason? He was sick and […]

Unger Suspicion

Libertarian Accidentally Walks Down Public Sidewalk

June 23, 2026

TOFIELD, AB Committed libertarian Rand Martens, 31, was walking home from his Dungeons and Dragons game this week when he found himself walking smack dab in the middle of a public sidewalk. “Oh, look at […]

Unger Conviction

  • Biden Sends Thoughts and Prayers to “Former President Ronald Reagan”
    July 13, 2024
  • Military Called In to Prevent Mennonite Woman from Getting Behind the Pulpit
    June 28, 2018
  • Bible College Now Offering Shorter 6-Month MRS Degree
    March 13, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • “How do they get the cottage cheese in the vereniki?”: Mennonite Man Unlocks the Vereniki Secret
    October 26, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman’s Lifetime Collection of Souvenir Teaspoons Sells for a Whopping 35 Cents
    October 17, 2023
  • Mennonite Child Found Four Days Later Still Searching for Easter Egg
    April 20, 2017

Unger the Influence

  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026
  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Ditsied Outpaces Jantsied in Race to Get ‘Jeimpft’
    July 10, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Hasn’t Used Her Wedding China in Over Forty Years
    May 4, 2019
  • Word Bird Gives Fred Penner Plautdietsch Word
    January 15, 2026
  • Mennonites Unveil New Mascot
    July 6, 2025

Trending

  • Musk Tries Desperately to Squeeze Camel Through Eye of This Needle
    June 14, 2026
  • Mennonite Man with Million-dollar Tractor Stakes a Stand Against “Pride”
    June 13, 2026
  • Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties
    June 12, 2026
  • Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday
    June 11, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Local Grow-ops Switch to Making Hand Sanitizer
    April 3, 2020
  • Spring Arrives in Manitoba
    March 31, 2026
  • Millions of Homeless Canadian Refugees Flock to US Border After Heatwave Melts Igloos
    August 4, 2018
  • Lack of Snow Deludes Winnipeg Man Into Thinking He Doesn’t Need a Parka
    November 26, 2025
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Mennonite Couple Honour Dad by Making Him Come Over and Fix Stuff

June 21, 2026

Recently Retired Jonathan Toews Scrambles to Get His Name on the Fernwood Waiting List

June 20, 2026

Canadians Celebrate as List of ‘Sports We Don’t Suck At’ Balloons to Two

June 18, 2026

Trump Vows to Make Washington Reflecting Pool as Beautiful as Lake Winnipeg

June 17, 2026

Alberta Man Votes to Stay in Canada After Discovering Honey Dill Sauce

June 15, 2026

Unger Games

  • Recently Retired Jonathan Toews Scrambles to Get His Name on the Fernwood Waiting List
    June 20, 2026
  • Canadians Celebrate as List of ‘Sports We Don’t Suck At’ Balloons to Two
    June 18, 2026
  • Conflict-Averse Mennonites Getting Really Into Soccer to Watch All the Ties
    June 12, 2026
  • Every Self-Respecting Mennonite Cheering for Paraguay in World Cup Opener Friday
    June 11, 2026
  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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