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Unger Games

Historic Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate

November 4, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB Just as all hope was lost, the Winnipeg Jets stormed back from a 4-0 deficit last night to take control of the US House and Senate. “It’s hard to stop that blue wave,” […]

Unger Suspicion

Winnipeg Man Absolutely Exhausted Due to Lack of Time Change

November 3, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB Area plumber Dave Warkentin woke up really tired this morning due to the lack of time change. “Ugh, it’s that time of year again where we don’t change the clocks,” said Warkentin. “I […]

Unger Conviction

  • Pastor to Defer $6800 Per Year in Unusual Arrangement with Local Mennonite Church
    December 14, 2023
  • Mennonite Infant Asks to Be Baptized Upon Confession of Her Faith
    December 17, 2016
  • Mennonite Man Kicked Out of Church for Calling Pastor a ‘Wacko’
    April 30, 2024

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonites Have No Place to Store their Crokinole Pieces After Crown Royal Plant Shuts Down
    December 1, 2025
  • Local Potluck to Feature Delectable Array of Measles
    March 29, 2025
  • Mennonite Woman Spends Five Hours Selecting Watermelon
    June 23, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • White House Reinstates Day to Honour Guy Who Directed ‘Home Alone’
    October 13, 2026
  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026
  • Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids
    October 10, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Winkler Man Discovers He’s Dead from the Funeral Announcements
    September 29, 2016
  • Fans Petition Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to Induct Paraguayan Harpist Eduard Klassen
    April 18, 2026
  • Everyone’s at the MCC Right Now, What Are You Doing on Facebook?
    October 1, 2016
  • Top Ten Mennonite Movies of 2021
    November 20, 2021

Trending

  • Elizabeth Holmes Takes On Trajchtmoaka Job in Winkler
    October 26, 2026
  • Mennonite Beats Mennonite with Votes from Mennonites
    October 25, 2026
  • Winnipeg Mayoral Candidate Accidentally Uses Pictures of Winkler
    October 23, 2026
  • Edmonton Mennonites Big Fans of Mayor Knack-Zoat
    October 22, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Canada Geese Return Home Just to Shit All Over It
    April 12, 2017
  • Counting Crows Launch New Fragrance ‘The Smell of Hospitals in Winter’
    December 27, 2023
  • Timothéeee Chalamet Adds a Couple Extra E’s
    November 16, 2021
  • One Million Manitobans Trapped in their Driveways Due to Obstructed Views
    March 6, 2019
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Winkler to Set Clocks One Hour Ahead of Morden

November 1, 2026

Winnipeg Couple Dress as Country’s Scariest Creature: Canada Geese

October 31, 2026

Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game

October 30, 2026

City’s Top Chef Mortified to Discover His ‘Charcuterie Board’ is Just Glorified Faspa

October 29, 2026

Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting

October 28, 2026

Unger Games

  • Historic Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate
    November 4, 2026
  • Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game
    October 30, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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