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Unger Conviction

Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies

June 9, 2026

WINKLER, MB Area man Benny Goertzen saw these delicious Noah’s Ark cookies at a local bake sale this month and immediately had to try them. “Love the colours. Love the rainbows. These look absolutely delicious,” […]

Unger Games

Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight

June 7, 2026

NEWTON, KS The Third Mennonite Church of Newton, Kansas will be bringing in the crowds this week as they prepare to host their first ever UFC fight on the front lawn. “Come early and bring […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Pastors Make Statement With ‘Pay Us What You Owe Us’ T-Shirts
    July 25, 2025
  • Mennonite Minister Excommunicates Entire Congregation
    October 7, 2020
  • Spot the Unwelcome Visitors in these Nativity Scenes
    December 17, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Coming this October to a Mennonite Church Near You: Pumpkin Spice Baptisms!
    October 4, 2018
  • Grandma Stocks Up On Discount Christmas Oranges For Next Year
    January 1, 2019
  • Old Dutch Releases New ‘Rapple Chaps’
    October 12, 2020

Unger the Influence

  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026
  • Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On
    April 19, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Church Packs Basement to Sing Hymns and Watch ‘Die Hard’
    December 20, 2023
  • Top 10 Stocking Stuffer Ideas for Mennonites
    December 16, 2022
  • Mennonite Housebarn to be Converted into Luxury Condos
    January 22, 2019
  • Someone Put the Girl Filter on Famous Mennonites….
    May 15, 2019

Trending

  • Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week
    May 30, 2026
  • Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For
    May 29, 2026
  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Carney to Raze 72 Million Acres of Old Growth Forest to Make Copies of Guilbeault’s Resignation Letter
    May 27, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Man with Debit Machine in Hand Braces to Answer About His “Plans for the Rest of the Evening”
    September 2, 2025
  • World Panics as Every Single Person’s Internet Browsing History is Exposed on Wikileaks
    September 20, 2016
  • Winnipeg Woman Breaks Longstanding Vow Never to Leave the City with Visit to Pool in Steinbach
    March 2, 2024
  • Joke Crosses the Line Yet Again Today
    September 7, 2017
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Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons

June 6, 2026

Mennonite Man Installs New Inground Pool

June 4, 2026

Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain

June 3, 2026

Mennonite Woman Creates Her Own Rhubarb-Flavoured Bubly

June 2, 2026

Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review

May 31, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight
    June 7, 2026
  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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