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Unger the Influence

Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On

April 19, 2026

NEW HAMBURG, ON Days after it was discovered the Ontario Premier was getting around in a $28 million private jet, Doug Ford announced he would be getting a Martin or Eby to cart him around […]

The Daily Bonnet

Fans Petition Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to Induct Paraguayan Harpist Eduard Klassen

April 18, 2026

STRATFORD, ON Another year has come and gone and once again legendary Paraguayan harpist Eduard Klassen has been left off the list for induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. “It’s outrageous,” said […]

Unger Conviction

  • Calvinist Spies Hack Mennonite Church Board Election
    January 16, 2017
  • Introducing the All New Mennonite Enneagram!
    April 9, 2019
  • Visitor to Mennonite Church Blinded By All the Blond Hair
    November 3, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Steinbachers to Vote on Whether to Legalize Romaine Lettuce
    November 25, 2018
  • Residents Asked to Cut Down Rhubarb Plants to Stop Attracting Hungry Mennonites
    September 29, 2023
  • New Bothwell Resident Arrested for Putting Processed Cheese on His Burger
    April 30, 2019

Unger the Influence

  • James Talarico Article Pulled from the Unger Review
    February 19, 2026
  • White House Demands New Bridge Be Rerouted to Epstein Island
    February 11, 2026
  • George Washington Completely “Absolved” in New Epstein Files
    February 1, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Man Drills Ice-Fishing Hole in Kitchen Floor
    February 8, 2019
  • Rumours Fly as Young Woman Gets a Haircut
    October 28, 2016
  • Harry and Anita Dyck Celebrate 50th Wedding Anniversary
    July 25, 2022
  • Steinbach Residents to Get Bolt Cutters in their Stockings this Christmas
    November 18, 2020

Trending

  • Thousands of Poultry Farmers Accidentally Show Up at ‘National Poetry Month’ Event
    April 10, 2026
  • Killing People Only Way to Achieve Lasting Peace, Leaders Insist
    April 8, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Sent To Unclog Space Toilet
    April 7, 2026
  • Family Manages to Get On a Record Three Rides During Weeklong Trip to Disney
    April 6, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Search of Clinton’s Wikileaks Emails for the Word “Mennonite” Reveals Not Much of Interest
    November 2, 2016
  • New Survey Suggests 8 out of 10 People Cannot Identify the Man in the Rio Statue
    August 14, 2016
  • O.J. Simpson Flees Down L.A. Freeway in Mennonite Buggy
    August 16, 2017
  • “Man does not live by bread alone”: Loblaws CEO Galen Weston Quotes Jesus to Defend Price-Fixing Scheme
    July 25, 2024
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Angine de Poitrine Turn Out to be a Couple Mennonite Boys from Winkler

April 15, 2026

Conservatives Form Majority Government

April 14, 2026

“I thought it was me as a trajchtmoaka,” Trump says

April 13, 2026

Mennonite Man Wears His Very Best Carhartt to Church

April 12, 2026

Americans Demand the Flooding of Saskatchewan and Manitoba to Give their Ships Easier Access to Canadian Oil

April 11, 2026

Unger Games

  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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