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Unger Suspicion

Reitmans Introduces New ‘Angine de Poitrine’ Line

August 9, 2026

MONTREAL, QUEBEC In an effort to appeal to a younger hipper audience, Canadian clothing retailer Reitmans has recently introduced a new Angine de Poitrine line of polka-dotted blouses and skirts. “I never knew Reitmans was […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Fill Copper Wire Shortage By Stretching Pennies

August 8, 2026

WINKLER, MB A recent rash of copper wire thefts has left a huge shortage in the community of Winkler, which has thankfully been filled by a dedicated team of Mennonite volunteers. “We’ve been stretching pennies […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Man Accidentally Sings Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hallelujah’ During Handel’s Messiah
    December 17, 2019
  • Lukewarm Christian Has Only One Conservative Sign in His Yard
    April 25, 2025
  • Mennonite Woman Folds a Record 300 Bulletins in Just 5 Minutes
    October 25, 2022

Unger & Thirst

  • Popular Mennonite Cookbook Updated for Millennials: ‘The Less-with-More Cookbook’
    January 26, 2021
  • 8 Easy Mennonite Recipes for Your Hockey Playoff Parties
    May 5, 2018
  • Lord Blesses Mennonites with Massive Farmer Sausage Smoke Shack
    June 9, 2023

Unger the Influence

  • Trump Really Excited About New $1.8 Billion Slush Fund
    May 20, 2026
  • Webster’s Dictionary Redefines “Ceasefire” as “Active Battle”
    May 8, 2026
  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Man Has ‘Unfair Head Start’ on Movember Beard
    November 2, 2016
  • Local Man’s Hilarious Wikipedia Edit About Mennonites Goes Unnoticed for Six Years
    August 31, 2018
  • Adventurous Mennonite Couple Discovers a Whole World Beyond St. Vital Centre
    February 26, 2017
  • Thousands of Steinbachers Set Up Lawn Chairs Just Outside Concert Gates To Avoid Paying
    June 18, 2016

Trending

  • Mr. Penner Flicks For Triple Word Score
    July 31, 2026
  • Chihuahua Airport Offers New Lounge Just For Mennonite Grandmas
    July 30, 2026
  • Prince Edward Island Becomes Accidental Target of White House Anti-DEI Campaign
    July 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens
    July 27, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • ‘KPop Dueck Hunters’ Number One Movie on Mennonite Netflix
    March 23, 2026
  • Winnipeg Jets Players Required to Sleep with Plastic Sheets on their Beds
    April 12, 2019
  • Angry White Man Reports on All the Horrible Atrocities Facing Angry White Men These Days
    June 6, 2021
  • CBC Bans Popular Plautdietsch Christmas Song ‘Frü, Daut es Kold Büte!’
    December 12, 2018
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Steinbach Unveils New Public Transit System

August 5, 2026

Mennonite Grandma Punishes Grandkids By Making Them Chew Thrills Gum

August 4, 2026

Rhubarb Discovered on Mennonite Woman’s Vereniki

August 3, 2026

8 Women Show Up to Claim Prize After Mary Unrau’s Name Called in Raffle Draw

August 2, 2026

Jeff Bridges, John Goodman Reunite for ‘The Big Sawatzky’

August 1, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • White Sox to Feature All-Mennonite Starting Lineup
    July 11, 2026
  • Soccer Player Gets Red Card for Yawning
    July 10, 2026
  • FIFA Agrees to Let Trump Officiate Tonight’s World Cup Match
    July 6, 2026
  • Canada Loses to Morocco After Not Getting Enough Pucks to the Net
    July 5, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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