The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger
Unger the Influence

Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting

October 28, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB Michael Wiebe sent shockwaves across the entire city this afternoon by voting at the fresh young age of just 46 years old. “That’s a little young to be voting if you ask me,” […]

Unger Suspicion

Elizabeth Holmes Takes On Trajchtmoaka Job in Winkler

October 26, 2026

WINKLER, MB Convicted fraudster and medical inventor Elizabeth Holmes is set to be released from prison and will be setting up shop in Winkler, Manitoba. “Where I’ll be knisping and knacking to cure whatever ails […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Sunday School Class to Discuss Ethics of Doing ‘Cash Jobs’
    August 6, 2022
  • Commuter Sets Record for Consecutive Days Dining Alone in Bible College Cafeteria
    February 1, 2024
  • Mennonite Man Super Excited to Eat These Noah’s Ark Cookies
    June 9, 2026

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Women Required to Have their Purses Checked as They Exit Buffet Restaurant
    May 12, 2024
  • A Craft Beer Guide for Mennonites
    April 13, 2025
  • 10 Hottest Mennonite Spices Ranked in Order of Spiciness
    February 10, 2024

Unger the Influence

  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026
  • Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids
    October 10, 2026
  • British Columbians Can’t Decide Which Mennonite to Vote For
    October 6, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Satirist Shunned After Appearing on Television
    January 4, 2022
  • The Daily Bonnet Announces the Worst Contest Ever!
    September 27, 2016
  • Andrew Unger Comes Out as a Swiftie
    November 10, 2023
  • Michelle Sawatzky Wins Olympic Gold in Radio Broadcasting
    August 10, 2016

Trending

  • Mennonites Encouraged to Get Out and Vogt
    October 18, 2026
  • Alberta Separatists Hire Mennonites to Show Them How It’s Done
    October 17, 2026
  • Incoherent White House Press Secretary Actually Speaking Low German
    October 16, 2026
  • American School Bans ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ For Being Canadian
    October 14, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • US Strikes Iran With Their Most Powerful Weapon: Taco Bell Lettuce
    July 19, 2026
  • Local Man Shocked to Discover that his “aM a zon ackount has bin sispendead”
    November 22, 2020
  • Mennonite Biker Gangs Clash with Hells Angels at Sturgis
    August 8, 2017
  • Mennonite Woman Challenges Marie Kondo to Cleaning Competition
    February 17, 2019
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

Mennonite Beats Mennonite with Votes from Mennonites

October 25, 2026

Winnipeg Mayoral Candidate Accidentally Uses Pictures of Winkler

October 23, 2026

Edmonton Mennonites Big Fans of Mayor Knack-Zoat

October 22, 2026

Roundup Introduces New Product to Eliminate Election Signs in Your Yard

October 21, 2026

Mennonite Church’s Annual ‘Costume and Candy Party’ Eerily Similar to Halloween

October 19, 2026

Unger Games

  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026
  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Demands Trade to Blumenort Menno Knights
    September 1, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved