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Unger Games

Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again

February 23, 2026

MILAN, ITALY Just minutes after Team USA goaltender Connor Hellebuyck single-handedly won an Olympic gold for his team, he sent a message to reassure Winnipeg Jets fans he won’t ever play that well again. “Certainly […]

Unger Games

Massive Stockpile of Silver Medals Discovered at Local Thrift Store

February 22, 2026

MILAN, ITALY It didn’t take long and about fifty silver medals belonging to the Canadian men’s and women’s hockey teams have been discovered at the thrift store in Schanzenfeld, Manitoba. “Yeah, we’ll put them on […]

Unger Conviction

  • Local Church Offers Pedicures During Foot Washing Service
    October 8, 2017
  • Mennonite Woman Dies, Donates Her Organs
    November 29, 2018
  • Missionaries Discover New Position
    January 13, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Grandkids Still Reluctant to Go Anywhere Near Grandma’s Plumi Moos
    March 29, 2018
  • Abandoned Pizza Hut Serves as Lasting Monument to Human Ingenuity and Indigestion
    March 4, 2024
  • Steinbachers ‘Super Excited’ to Finally Have Some Sort of Prohibition Once Again
    October 25, 2018

Unger the Influence

  • Andrew Unger Gifted Secondhand Nobel Prize for Literature
    January 21, 2026
  • American Soldiers Accidentally Invade Greenland Road
    January 17, 2026
  • Ottawa Disappointed with Gun Buyback Program in Mennonite Country
    January 11, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Why is the Mennonite Town of Goessel, Kansas Shaped Like a Gun?
    February 22, 2021
  • Tings Oncle Johan is Tankful For This Year
    October 9, 2017
  • Black Bumper Mennonite Develops Severe Chrome Fetish
    December 8, 2016
  • Mennonite Man Seeks Wife to Stare at While She Does the Yardwork
    November 14, 2025

Trending

  • France Humiliates Canada By Losing Only By a Score of 10-2
    February 15, 2026
  • Plane Takes Couple to La Crete, Alberta Instead of Greek Island
    February 14, 2026
  • Mennonite Couple Celebrate Valentine’s Day By Ordering the Cheapest Thing on the Menu
    February 13, 2026
  • White House Demands New Bridge Be Rerouted to Epstein Island
    February 11, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Mennonite Woman Forces Husband to Watch ‘Marley and Me’ Yet Again This Weekend
    October 14, 2024
  • American Universities to Shut Down and Be Replaced With Nothing But YouTube and Memes
    August 28, 2020
  • Jeff Bridges, John Goodman Reunite for ‘The Big Sawatzky’
    December 14, 2017
  • Harry and Meghan Spotted at Hutterite Colony
    January 25, 2020
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Abbotsford Man Has No Excuse to Miss Church Tomorrow Since He’ll Be Up at 5 AM Anyway Watching Hockey

February 21, 2026

James Talarico Article Pulled from the Unger Review

February 19, 2026

Canadian Curler Accused of “Knipsing” Stone

February 18, 2026

Manitoba Issues Province-wide “Yellow Snow” Warning

February 17, 2026

I Searched the Epstein Files for Mennonite Content – This is What I Found

February 16, 2026

Unger Games

  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026
  • Massive Stockpile of Silver Medals Discovered at Local Thrift Store
    February 22, 2026
  • Abbotsford Man Has No Excuse to Miss Church Tomorrow Since He’ll Be Up at 5 AM Anyway Watching Hockey
    February 21, 2026
  • Canadian Curler Accused of “Knipsing” Stone
    February 18, 2026
  • France Humiliates Canada By Losing Only By a Score of 10-2
    February 15, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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