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Unger Suspicion

Wab Kinew Accidentally Sets Manitoba on Permanent Summer

November 7, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB A clerical error at the Legislative building in Winnipeg has meant that Manitoba has been permanently set to mid-September temperatures. “Ever since Wab Kinew brought in Permanent Daylight Savings the temperatures have been […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Takes 28 Years to Walk from Winkler to Morden

November 5, 2026

MORDEN, MB Back in 1998, Winkler man Karl Broesky kissed his family goodbye and embarked on a journey to the pick up some Chicken Chef in Morden. Now, 28 years later, he’s finally completed his […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Pastor Insists Sermon Isn’t Actually About You
    May 9, 2019
  • Steinbach Residents Flock to Mini-churches Across the City
    May 27, 2016
  • LGBT Church Opens Doors in Southeast Manitoba
    May 19, 2016

Unger & Thirst

  • Lutheran Man Joins Mennonite Church After Discovering Roll Kuchen
    July 6, 2019
  • Mennonite Woman Could Recognize Mrs. Dueck’s Buns Anywhere
    April 14, 2019
  • Local Man Totally Hooked on ‘Mennonite Marijuana’
    August 14, 2020

Unger the Influence

  • White House Reinstates Day to Honour Guy Who Directed ‘Home Alone’
    October 13, 2026
  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026
  • Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids
    October 10, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Family Looking Forward to Delightful Illegal Gathering this Easter
    April 1, 2021
  • New Logo Means Andrew Unger is Stuck with these Glasses
    April 10, 2023
  • A Collection of Daily Bonnet Christmas Articles
    November 14, 2017
  • Mennonite Woman Quickly Cleans the House So Guests Don’t Learn the Truth
    March 8, 2025

Trending

  • City’s Top Chef Mortified to Discover His ‘Charcuterie Board’ is Just Glorified Faspa
    October 29, 2026
  • Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting
    October 28, 2026
  • Elizabeth Holmes Takes On Trajchtmoaka Job in Winkler
    October 26, 2026
  • Mennonite Beats Mennonite with Votes from Mennonites
    October 25, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Americans Feel So Much Safer After Assassination of Some Guy They Never Heard of Before
    January 4, 2020
  • Anti-Maskers Mistake The Forks for Steinbach
    April 25, 2021
  • Modestly Attired Mennonite Women to Perform at Next Year’s Super Bowl Halftime Show
    February 6, 2020
  • Judge Sentences Katy Perry to Kiss 100 Random Mennonite Dudes
    March 16, 2018
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Historic Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate

November 4, 2026

Winnipeg Man Absolutely Exhausted Due to Lack of Time Change

November 3, 2026

Winkler to Set Clocks One Hour Ahead of Morden

November 1, 2026

Winnipeg Couple Dress as Country’s Scariest Creature: Canada Geese

October 31, 2026

Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game

October 30, 2026

Unger Games

  • Historic Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate
    November 4, 2026
  • Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game
    October 30, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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