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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Couple Make Sure to Eat at Home Before Jets Game

October 28, 2026

ALTONA, MB When the Friesens of Altona got free nosebleed tickets to the Jets game this week, they were put in quite the predicament. “Looks like we’re going to have to pre-game it,” said Susie, […]

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The Daily Bonnet

10 Fun Cheap Date Night Ideas for Mennonite Couples (That Aren’t Netflix)

October 28, 2026

You can’t go for steak and lobster every night. Oba, that gets expensive. So, if you’re looking to rekindle the flames, but not break the bank (or should I say credit union), here are some […]

Unger Conviction

  • Church Attendance Takes Huge Hit After Pastor Excommunicates Anyone Who Doesn’t Reply to His Email
    February 24, 2025
  • Christian Service Brigade Defends Church Basement from Invading Pioneer Girls
    October 21, 2021
  • Lukewarm Christian Has Only One Conservative Sign in His Yard
    April 25, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Woman Plans to Totally Fe’schlucke Herself Friday Night
    April 28, 2022
  • Adorable Mennonite Child Becomes Millionaire Selling Chocolates to Old People
    March 25, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Caught Distributing Yerba Mate on Halloween
    November 1, 2022

Unger the Influence

  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026
  • Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids
    October 10, 2026
  • British Columbians Can’t Decide Which Mennonite to Vote For
    October 6, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Artificial Intelligence Wrote This Daily Bonnet Article (For Real)
    January 9, 2023
  • Top Ten Mennonite Movies of 2021
    November 20, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Begins Each Morning with Devotions and the Daily Bonnet
    May 17, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Left in Awkward Position After Neighbouring Passenger Falls Asleep on His Shoulder
    July 15, 2022

Trending

  • Roundup Introduces New Product to Eliminate Election Signs in Your Yard
    October 21, 2026
  • Mennonite Church’s Annual ‘Costume and Candy Party’ Eerily Similar to Halloween
    October 19, 2026
  • Mennonites Encouraged to Get Out and Vogt
    October 18, 2026
  • Alberta Separatists Hire Mennonites to Show Them How It’s Done
    October 17, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • The Top Ten Best Pandemic Pick-Up Lines
    May 5, 2020
  • Babylon Bee Accidentally Mocks Rich White Cis Hetero Man
    June 27, 2022
  • Road Crews Really Busy This Summer Putting Out Pylons
    June 6, 2026
  • Bitcoin Adopts Catchy New Slogan
    May 17, 2022
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Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting

October 28, 2026

Elizabeth Holmes Takes On Trajchtmoaka Job in Winkler

October 26, 2026

Mennonite Beats Mennonite with Votes from Mennonites

October 25, 2026

Winnipeg Mayoral Candidate Accidentally Uses Pictures of Winkler

October 23, 2026

Edmonton Mennonites Big Fans of Mayor Knack-Zoat

October 22, 2026

Unger Games

  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026
  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Demands Trade to Blumenort Menno Knights
    September 1, 2026

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