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Unger Suspicion

Electrician Busy Explaining to Concerned Mennonites what ‘AC/DC’ Really Means

September 21, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB Local retired electrician Timothy Reimer, 88, had quite the busy evening as AC/DC took to the stage at Princess Auto Stadium this weekend. “All these concerned Mennonites were standing outside the stadium with […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Ruins Perfectly Good Cinnamon Buns By Adding Raisins

September 20, 2026

ALTONA, MB Area woman Theresa Bueckert decided she’d change things up a little and add raisins to her bun dough this week. The results were, as expected, disastrous. “Oba, what was I thinking?” said Mrs. […]

Unger Conviction

  • Millennial Puts on Her Nicest Ripped Jeans for Church this Sunday
    January 28, 2018
  • Church’s Annual ‘Costume and Candy Party’ Eerily Similar to Halloween
    October 26, 2024
  • Mennonites Form Committee to Change Lightbulb
    January 29, 2025

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Grandma’s Vintage CorningWare Worth Millions and Millions of Dollars
    January 4, 2021
  • Winkler Supermarket Starts Selling Liquor to Convince Mennonites to Cover Their Faces
    January 20, 2022
  • Mennonite Church Accused of Serving Weak Coffee
    November 20, 2022

Unger the Influence

  • Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review
    May 31, 2026
  • Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week
    May 30, 2026
  • Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For
    May 29, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Legend’s Entire Music Catalogue Sold to Werner Music
    January 3, 2022
  • ‘Artsy’ Mennonite Director to Release Documentary ‘My Vanapag’
    February 14, 2020
  • Mennonite Man is Just About Ready to Start His Christmas Shopping
    December 23, 2023
  • Mennonite Man Caught Watching Figure Skating
    February 15, 2022

Trending

  • Wab Kinew Returns to Steinbach to Mow the Boulevards
    September 14, 2026
  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026
  • Premier Wab Kinew Finally Visits Steinbach Just as Every Local Politician is Mysteriously Out of Town
    September 12, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman Mistakes MLCC for MCC
    September 11, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Idiot Spring Breakers Force Sharks to Take Matters Into Their Own Hands
    March 20, 2020
  • A Do-it-Yourselfers Guide to Selecting and Constructing the Perfect Border Wall
    March 22, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom for Lasting All 20 Seasons Without Watching the Kardashians
    June 15, 2021
  • Farmer’s Almanac Predicting Winter to Follow Autumn this Year
    September 23, 2020
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Ed Sheeran Drops Mennonite Choir from North American Tour

September 19, 2026

Australian Pastor Apologizes, Says He Shouldn’t Have Preached Hourlong Sermon with Diarrhea

September 18, 2026

Frugal Mennonites Excited for the Permanent Daylight Savings

September 17, 2026

Carney Sends Mennonite Delegates to Negotiate with the EU

September 16, 2026

Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team

September 15, 2026

Unger Games

  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026
  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Demands Trade to Blumenort Menno Knights
    September 1, 2026
  • Massive Simon Hildebrandt Statue Appears Outside MBCI
    August 16, 2026
  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026

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