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Unger the Influence

Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For

May 29, 2026

OTTAWA, ON After months of finagling, it looks like Prime Minister Mark Carney is just one MP resignation from his goal of giving the Canadian public what the voted for in the first place. “It’s […]

Unger & Thirst

Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht

May 28, 2026

LAS VEGAS, NV The inaugural Enhanced Games in Las Vegas this week will allow athletes from around the world to compete under the influence of summa borscht. “It’s the first of its kind to allow […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Man Promises His Monthly Tithe is in the Mail
    December 1, 2024
  • Church Sets Record With 7 Hour Welcome Time
    April 20, 2018
  • A Mennonite Guide to Earning Your Salvation
    June 2, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonites React to Doug Ford’s ‘Buck a Beer’ Plan
    May 30, 2018
  • Canadian Mennonite Dares to Try the Hot Sauce from Mexican Import Store
    July 19, 2023
  • Pantry Inspector Fines Mennonite Woman for Hoarding All the Aylmer Tomatoes
    May 31, 2023

Unger the Influence

  • Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On
    April 19, 2026
  • Conservatives Form Majority Government
    April 14, 2026
  • “I thought it was me as a trajchtmoaka,” Trump says
    April 13, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Rules for Dating My Mennonite Daughter
    October 16, 2017
  • Mennonite Couple Can’t Decide Between Seeing ‘Barbie’ … or ‘Sound of Freedom’ for the Tenth Time
    July 31, 2023
  • Mennonite Couple Celebrate Valentine’s Day By Ordering the Cheapest Thing on the Menu
    February 13, 2026
  • Mennonites Banned from Saying ‘Oba’
    December 23, 2016

Trending

  • Trump Really Excited About New $1.8 Billion Slush Fund
    May 20, 2026
  • Mennonite Woman Permanently Trapped in New Landmark Roundabout
    May 19, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Baal Really Excited for New Statue in His Honour
    May 17, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Hundreds of Illegal Migrants Cross Canadian Border on Segways
    September 19, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Takes 5 Hours to Pass Semi
    October 8, 2025
  • Severe Turbulence on Winnipeg Streets Leaves Dozens Injured
    May 27, 2024
  • Public Uproar As Thousands of Refugees Descend on Western Canada
    February 22, 2017
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Carney to Raze 72 Million Acres of Old Growth Forest to Make Copies of Guilbeault’s Resignation Letter

May 27, 2026

Petro-Canada Introduces New Farmer Sausage-Scented Air Fresheners

May 26, 2026

Andrew Unger Celebrates 10 Years of Schmaunt Fat Jokes

May 25, 2026

Ed Sullivan Theatre to Be Demolished and Replaced with Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech

May 22, 2026

Potato Discovered in Mennonite Man’s Vereniki

May 21, 2026

Unger Games

  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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