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Unger & Thirst

Andrew Unger Celebrates 10 Years of Schmaunt Fat Jokes

May 25, 2026

STEINBACH, MB Author Andrew Unger started writing satire exactly ten years ago and in that time has posted more than 3000 fake news articles about schmaunt fat. “I began this project as a way to […]

Unger Suspicion

Ed Sullivan Theatre to Be Demolished and Replaced with Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech

May 22, 2026

NEW YORK, NY The historic Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York will be torn down this week and replaced with a $1.8 billion Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech. “I’ve always been a very […]

Unger Conviction

  • Unmarried Couple Caught Holding Hymnal Together
    May 15, 2018
  • Mennonite Church Hands Out Fidget Spinners to Keep People Alert During Boring Sermon
    June 4, 2017
  • It’s Official: Steinbach Now Has More Churches than People
    September 24, 2018

Unger & Thirst

  • Tide Pods Added to Grandma’s Delightful Faspa Spread
    January 20, 2018
  • Gopnik Outspits Mennonite
    October 23, 2021
  • Anti-Fracking Protestors Shut Down Schmaunt Fat Production
    September 17, 2018

Unger the Influence

  • “I thought it was me as a trajchtmoaka,” Trump says
    April 13, 2026
  • Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz
    March 17, 2026
  • Conservatives Vote to Reaffirm Party Leader Mark Carney
    March 6, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Landmark, Manitoba to Run Out of Pletts By the Year 2020
    November 7, 2016
  • Fight Breaks Out Over Coat at Local Thrift Store
    November 25, 2021
  • Pennsylvania Mennonite Woman Will Absolutely Destroy You on the Volleyball Court
    September 13, 2020
  • Mennonite Man Wakes Up Just In Time for Next Year’s Sunrise Service
    April 21, 2025

Trending

  • Mennonite Woman to Dust Entire Province of Manitoba
    May 15, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • 90-Year-Old Grandma Emerges Victorious in Senior Assassin 2026
    May 12, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Sets Record for Tallest Bowl at Mongo’s Grill
    May 10, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Biblical Fiery Furnace Located in Southern Manitoba
    June 20, 2022
  • Tim Hortons Collaborates with Gordon Lightfoot for New ‘Gordon Bits’
    December 22, 2021
  • 101 Reasons for Americans to Hate Canada
    June 14, 2018
  • Famed Novelist John Steinbach to Release New Novel ‘Of Mice and Menno’
    February 11, 2021
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Potato Discovered in Mennonite Man’s Vereniki

May 21, 2026

Trump Really Excited About New $1.8 Billion Slush Fund

May 20, 2026

Mennonite Woman Permanently Trapped in New Landmark Roundabout

May 19, 2026

Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup

May 18, 2026

Baal Really Excited for New Statue in His Honour

May 17, 2026

Unger Games

  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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