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Unger the Influence

Person Under 70 Shocks Community By Voting

October 28, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB Michael Wiebe sent shockwaves across the entire city this afternoon by voting at the fresh young age of just 46 years old. “That’s a little young to be voting if you ask me,” […]

Unger Suspicion

Elizabeth Holmes Takes On Trajchtmoaka Job in Winkler

October 26, 2026

WINKLER, MB Convicted fraudster and medical inventor Elizabeth Holmes is set to be released from prison and will be setting up shop in Winkler, Manitoba. “Where I’ll be knisping and knacking to cure whatever ails […]

Unger Conviction

  • Epic Fail! MBer and GCer Make Feeble Attempt at Singing the Doxology Together
    September 7, 2020
  • Friesen Family Musical Ensemble Breaks Up
    November 26, 2018
  • Streaker Disrupts Mennonite Church Service
    June 6, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Mourners Devastated After Mennonite Funeral Runs Short on Raisin Buns
    September 5, 2019
  • Custodian at Local Senior’s Home Can’t Get the Smell of Roll Kuchen Out of the Hallway
    September 13, 2018
  • Mennonites 67 and Older Now Eligible for Schmaunt Fat Injections
    March 22, 2021

Unger the Influence

  • Albertans to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Whether to Vote on Separation
    October 11, 2026
  • Pentagon Introduces New “Firing Squad” Video Game for Kids
    October 10, 2026
  • British Columbians Can’t Decide Which Mennonite to Vote For
    October 6, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Dating Mennonite Couple Go Over to Grandma’s to Make Sure They’re Not Too Closely Related
    July 17, 2020
  • Rosenort Couple Faces Existential Crisis: Are We Jantsied or Ditsied?
    November 8, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Mistakes Huge Miriam Toews Crowd for Billy Graham Crusade
    October 16, 2025
  • Small Town Residents Gather to Gawk at Mini Cooper
    November 10, 2016

Trending

  • Mennonites Encouraged to Get Out and Vogt
    October 18, 2026
  • Alberta Separatists Hire Mennonites to Show Them How It’s Done
    October 17, 2026
  • Incoherent White House Press Secretary Actually Speaking Low German
    October 16, 2026
  • American School Bans ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ For Being Canadian
    October 14, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Mennonites! Come Join the Glorious Nation of North Korea!
    April 11, 2017
  • Local Woman Spends All Afternoon Stuck in Line Behind Some Guy Buying Lotto Tickets
    August 17, 2020
  • British Columbian Freezes to Death Within Minutes of Arriving in Winnipeg
    January 11, 2018
  • NRA Files for Moral Bankruptcy
    January 15, 2021
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Mennonite Beats Mennonite with Votes from Mennonites

October 25, 2026

Winnipeg Mayoral Candidate Accidentally Uses Pictures of Winkler

October 23, 2026

Edmonton Mennonites Big Fans of Mayor Knack-Zoat

October 22, 2026

Roundup Introduces New Product to Eliminate Election Signs in Your Yard

October 21, 2026

Mennonite Church’s Annual ‘Costume and Candy Party’ Eerily Similar to Halloween

October 19, 2026

Unger Games

  • Connor Hellebuyck Leads League With Impressive 0.00 GAA So Far This Season
    October 5, 2026
  • Entire Population of Winnipeg Asks for Trade Out of Winnipeg
    September 24, 2026
  • Hellebuyck Demands Chance to Shit the Bed in the Playoffs for Another Team
    September 15, 2026
  • Riders Get Called For ‘Too Many Mennonites’
    September 13, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Demands Trade to Blumenort Menno Knights
    September 1, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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