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Unger Suspicion

Subway Opens in La Broquerie

March 12, 2026

LA BROQUERIE, MB The small town of La Broquerie, Manitoba has just become home to the tiniest subway in the world. “You get on at the HyLife Centre and it takes you all the way […]

Unger Games

Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire

March 11, 2026

RIVERTON, MB Days after arriving in Manitoba to film his latest movie, Taylor Swift’s inlaw Jason Kelce has decided to retire to a simpler life on the farm. “I realized that Hollywood is not for […]

Unger Conviction

  • Snoop Dogg Gives Up Smoking after Joining Mennonite Church
    November 18, 2023
  • Mennonite Church Hands Out Fidget Spinners to Keep People Alert During Boring Sermon
    June 4, 2017
  • Man Arrested for Scalping Tickets to Megachurch Service
    February 1, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Couple Can’t Figure Out Whether to Go to Winkler or Morden Chicken Chef
    May 17, 2017
  • Manitoba Sends Emergency Supply of Farmer Sausage to Alberta
    September 20, 2021
  • Rowdy Steinbach Hockey Fan Dumps Schmaunt Fat All Over Winkler Man
    September 18, 2016

Unger the Influence

  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026
  • Every American School to be Supplied with their Very Own Dairy Cow
    January 24, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Anabaptist Heroes to be Added to Mount Rushmore
    August 27, 2018
  • New Mennonite Thriller ‘Jakes on a Plane’ is Box Office Smash
    December 4, 2021
  • Mennonite Couple Spends Entire Vacation at Timeshare Presentation
    January 23, 2024
  • The Top 50 Most Common Mennonite Surnames
    September 29, 2017

Trending

  • Frugal BC Mennonites Excited for the Permanent Daylight Savings
    March 3, 2026
  • Funk and Penner Endorse Penner for Goertzen’s Job Reports Peters from Reimer
    March 1, 2026
  • US Launches Major Attack on the Epstein Files
    February 28, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • 2016 Takes Yet Another Celebrity Grandma’s Never Heard Of
    December 29, 2016
  • Kevin O’Leary Encourages Mennonites to ‘Work Harder, Make More Money, Be More Industrious’
    November 12, 2016
  • ‘Tin Foil Hats Over Masks’ Group to Stage Massive Protest
    January 17, 2021
  • U.S. Capitol to Be Replaced with One Massive Banana Republic
    January 7, 2021
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Schmaunt Fat Soars to $100 a Barrel

March 10, 2026

McDonald’s CEO Reluctantly Tries New Vereniki Product

March 8, 2026

Conservatives Vote to Reaffirm Party Leader Mark Carney

March 6, 2026

High Valley Fills Winnipeg Theatre Entirely with Rempels

March 5, 2026

World War III Finally Gives Mennonites the Chance to be Conscientious Objectors Again

March 4, 2026

Unger Games

  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

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