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Unger Suspicion

Ed Sullivan Theatre to Be Demolished and Replaced with Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech

May 22, 2026

NEW YORK, NY The historic Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York will be torn down this week and replaced with a $1.8 billion Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech. “I’ve always been a very […]

The Daily Bonnet

Potato Discovered in Mennonite Man’s Vereniki

May 21, 2026

BURNS LAKE, BC Thomas Redekop, 54, of Burns Lake, BC was in for the surprise of his life after he cut into a delicious perogy only to discover the entire thing was filled with a […]

Unger Conviction

  • Kirk Cameron Reaffirms Belief in ‘Eternal Conscious Torment’ After Sitting Through One of His Own Movies
    December 11, 2025
  • Mennonite Woman Accidentally Attends English Service After Sleeping In and Missing German Service
    January 19, 2019
  • GCer Wins Safe Passage Through Treacherous Fraser Valley Full of MBers
    April 21, 2022

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Man Hasn’t Knacked Zoat All Year
    January 3, 2023
  • Wine Found in Mennonite Woman’s Cupboard “Just for Cooking” She Claims
    January 23, 2020
  • Local Man Faces Blasphemy Charges After Putting Ketchup on Perogies
    April 1, 2017

Unger the Influence

  • “I thought it was me as a trajchtmoaka,” Trump says
    April 13, 2026
  • Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz
    March 17, 2026
  • Conservatives Vote to Reaffirm Party Leader Mark Carney
    March 6, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Grandma Sure is a Stickler on Scrabble Rules
    September 30, 2016
  • Manitoba Man Melts into a Puddle of Goo within Seconds of Arriving in Paraguayan Chaco
    October 16, 2019
  • ‘Bigfoot’ Revealed to be a ‘Mr. Friesen’ from Altona
    July 30, 2018
  • Beet Borscht or Murder Scene?
    March 27, 2017

Trending

  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • 90-Year-Old Grandma Emerges Victorious in Senior Assassin 2026
    May 12, 2026
  • Mennonite Man Sets Record for Tallest Bowl at Mongo’s Grill
    May 10, 2026
  • Nationwide Cottage Cheese Shortage Causes Mennonites to Compromise Cherished Values for First Time Ever
    May 9, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Granola Shortage Creates Panic in Wolseley
    March 20, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Opens Southern Manitoba’s Largest Aura Farm
    November 22, 2025
  • Dating Couple to Spend Romantic Evening Basking in the Aroma of the Maple Leaf Plant
    November 18, 2025
  • “Road Conditions” Keep Winnipeggers from Leaving the City to Visit the Relatives
    March 17, 2023
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Trump Really Excited About New $1.8 Billion Slush Fund

May 20, 2026

Mennonite Woman Permanently Trapped in New Landmark Roundabout

May 19, 2026

Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup

May 18, 2026

Baal Really Excited for New Statue in His Honour

May 17, 2026

Mennonite Woman to Dust Entire Province of Manitoba

May 15, 2026

Unger Games

  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026
  • Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler
    April 4, 2026

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