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Unger the Influence

Prince Edward Island Becomes Accidental Target of White House Anti-DEI Campaign

July 28, 2026

CHARLOTTETOWN, PEI A new White House anti-DEI bill has inadvertently targeted the small Canadian province of Prince Edward Island. “It’s unfair, totally unfair. Those woke Canadians have a whole province dedicated to PEI,” said Trump. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens

July 27, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB According to a recent Statistics Canada estimate, the City of Winnipeg now has a population of just over 850,000 Friesens. “And growing,” said mayor Scott Gillingham, one of just three individuals in the […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Church Shut Down Has Anabaptists Reluctantly Attending Episcopal Churches
    January 14, 2019
  • Tim Tebow Signs with Mennonite Church, but Not as QB
    May 10, 2021
  • Fists Fly After Loewen Family Sits in Penner Family Pew
    February 21, 2017

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Historians Unearth the Mysterious Origins of the Farmer Sausage Burger
    August 30, 2022
  • Delicious Rhubarb Platz Found in Sarah Polley’s Oscar Gift Bag
    March 13, 2023
  • Steinbachers ‘Super Excited’ to Finally Have Some Sort of Prohibition Once Again
    October 25, 2018

Unger the Influence

  • Trump Really Excited About New $1.8 Billion Slush Fund
    May 20, 2026
  • Webster’s Dictionary Redefines “Ceasefire” as “Active Battle”
    May 8, 2026
  • Man Who Aced Cognitive Test Can’t Tell Jesus From a Doctor
    May 5, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Rapture Occurs Just Before Newlyweds Have a Chance to Consummate the Marriage
    September 10, 2016
  • Friesen Siblings Gather for 20 Year Home School Reunion
    May 20, 2017
  • Steinbach the Most Profanity-Free City in North America
    October 17, 2017
  • Andrew Unger Sues Time Magazine for Extremely Unflattering Cover Photo
    October 17, 2025

Trending

  • Area Couple Enjoys Delicious Meal of Authentic Mennonite Food
    July 21, 2026
  • Christopher Nolan Casts Pacifist Mennonite Farmer as Odysseus
    July 20, 2026
  • US Strikes Iran With Their Most Powerful Weapon: Taco Bell Lettuce
    July 19, 2026
  • Trump to Fence Off the Border to Keep Out Canadian Smoke
    July 18, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Manitoba Man Catches a Walleye, Calls it a Pickerel for Some Reason
    May 20, 2019
  • Canadian Olympic Team to Wear Dirty Mennonite Overalls and Shit Kickers
    April 16, 2021
  • All 3 Remaining Commonwealth Countries Guaranteed Medals in Every Sport
    August 3, 2022
  • Trudeau Ensures Mennonites Bill C-21 Will Not Affect Their Right to Bare Arms
    December 5, 2022
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Mennonite Family Wastes Entire Vacation Visiting Relatives

July 26, 2026

Southern Manitoba Transitions from Agricultural-Based Economy to Wedding Venue-Based Economy

July 25, 2026

Mennonite Aunt Shocked To Discover She’s Been Excluded From Family Group Chat This Whole Time

July 24, 2026

Mennonites Flock to Nickelback Concert to Collect their 5 Cents

July 23, 2026

Massive Algae Bloom Discovered Beneath Gordie Howe Bridge

July 22, 2026

Unger Games

  • Mennonite Soccer Fans Devastated as England “Fe’schluckes” Yet Again
    July 15, 2026
  • White Sox to Feature All-Mennonite Starting Lineup
    July 11, 2026
  • Soccer Player Gets Red Card for Yawning
    July 10, 2026
  • FIFA Agrees to Let Trump Officiate Tonight’s World Cup Match
    July 6, 2026
  • Canada Loses to Morocco After Not Getting Enough Pucks to the Net
    July 5, 2026

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