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Adventurous Manitoban Drives Right to the Top of Province’s Highest Mountain

June 3, 2026

BALDY MOUNTAIN, MB Area man Pete Rempel braved a completely paved highway this week and became the first member of his immediate family to drive right to the top of Manitoba’s highest mountain. “It’s a […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Creates Her Own Rhubarb-Flavoured Bubly

June 2, 2026

RANDOLPH, MB Disappointed with the lack of rhubarb-flavoured options, diehard Bubly-drinker Evelen Sawatzky of Randolph, Manitoba has taken matters into her own hands. “Basically I just gather all the run-off water after I’m done washing […]

Unger Conviction

  • Mennonite Pastor Does ‘The Dab’ During Responsive Reading
    June 4, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Points Out Speck of Sawdust in Brother’s Eye
    February 4, 2020
  • Steinbach Residents Flock to Mini-churches Across the City
    May 27, 2016

Unger & Thirst

  • Mennonite Woman in Existential Crisis at Grocery Store
    November 29, 2022
  • Local Baker Has Long List of People He Refuses to Bake Cakes For
    June 5, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Puts Her Name on Margarine Container to Make Sure She Gets it Back
    July 13, 2021

Unger the Influence

  • James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo
    May 3, 2026
  • Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI
    May 2, 2026
  • Doug Ford to Exclusively Travel by Horse and Buggy from Now On
    April 19, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Aritzia Introduces New Line of Long Denim Skirts for Women Wanting to Look Like They’re in Some Weird Religious Sect
    April 18, 2024
  • Mennonite Woman Accused of Wearing Makeup After Lipstick is Found on Husband’s Collar
    November 3, 2018
  • ‘Sexy Mennonite’ Costume Flying Off the Shelves this Halloween
    October 28, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Convinced New Pfizer Shot Gives Him More Stamina During Meddachschlop
    May 17, 2021

Trending

  • Petro-Canada Introduces New Farmer Sausage-Scented Air Fresheners
    May 26, 2026
  • Andrew Unger Celebrates 10 Years of Schmaunt Fat Jokes
    May 25, 2026
  • Ed Sullivan Theatre to Be Demolished and Replaced with Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech
    May 22, 2026
  • Potato Discovered in Mennonite Man’s Vereniki
    May 21, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Twitter Unveils New Logo
    July 24, 2023
  • Biden Weighs Nationwide Ban on Gassy Mennonite Food
    January 13, 2023
  • Local Quilting Ladies Accidentally Attend Metallica Concert
    September 14, 2018
  • $8 Billion Marijuana Theme Park to Be Built on Parliament Hill
    November 30, 2017
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Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review

May 31, 2026

Trump to “Completely Destroy” Military He “Completely Destroyed” Last Week

May 30, 2026

Carney Just One MP Resignation Away From Minority Government the People Voted For

May 29, 2026

Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht

May 28, 2026

Carney to Raze 72 Million Acres of Old Growth Forest to Make Copies of Guilbeault’s Resignation Letter

May 27, 2026

Unger Games

  • Enhanced Games Allow Athletes to Use Summa Borscht
    May 28, 2026
  • Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup
    May 18, 2026
  • Donald Trump Tells Iran He Holds All the Cards
    May 13, 2026
  • Tariffs Move Leafs’ Pick from First to Sixty-Seventh
    May 6, 2026
  • Taber Arena Will No Longer Be Flooded With Schmaunt Fat After Winning Kraft Hockeyville
    April 5, 2026

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