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Unger Suspicion

Manitoba to Remove PST on Honey Dill Sauce, Premier Says

March 24, 2026

WINNIPEG, MB There will be a major reduction on cost-of-living in Manitoba this week after Premier Wab Kinew announced they would no longer be charging PST on honey dill sauce. “On all groceries, actually,” said […]

Unger Suspicion

‘KPop Dueck Hunters’ Number One Movie on Mennonite Netflix

March 23, 2026

VANDERHOOF, BC A movie about the Hiebert Family Singers has risen to number one on Mennonite Netflix this week. “The story follows the Hieberts as they face off against their rival gospel quartet known as […]

Unger Conviction

  • Disney Releases New Song: ‘We Don’t Talk About Menno’
    April 12, 2022
  • Pastor to Fight Epidemic of Mennonite Men Wearing Shorts in Church
    June 1, 2025
  • Mennonite Church Vows Never Again to Ask English Prof to Read the Children’s Story
    October 26, 2022

Unger & Thirst

  • Local Man Drives 20 Miles Before Realizing McDonald’s Drive-Thru Didn’t Give Him Any Ketchup
    August 20, 2018
  • Top Local Chefs to Stage Fancy Dinner on Frozen Blumenort Lagoon
    January 19, 2018
  • Global Mennonite Weight Increases 50 Million Pounds Over the Holiday Season
    January 2, 2017

Unger the Influence

  • Premiers Gather in Saskatoon for Annual Crokinole Tournament
    January 29, 2026
  • “Up is Down” and “Down is Up” New Report Suggests
    January 26, 2026
  • GTA Prepares for Largest Deposit of Snow Since the Rob Ford Administration
    January 25, 2026

The Daily Bonnet

  • Mennonite Man Claims Using Turn Signal is a “Violation of Privacy”
    November 6, 2021
  • Clingy Mennonite Aunt Making Tally of All the Hugs You’ll Owe Her When This is Over
    April 5, 2020
  • Mennonite Author Writes Autobiography, Calls it a “Novel”
    June 7, 2018
  • Mennonite Woman Wins National Curling Championship
    March 1, 2021

Trending

  • Ben Heppner and Howard Dyck to Take on Timothee Chalamet in High Stakes Prize Fight
    March 16, 2026
  • Top 10 Mennonite Movies of the Year
    March 14, 2026
  • Subway Opens in La Broquerie
    March 12, 2026
  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026

Unger Suspicion

  • Outage Impacts All 8 Mennonites on Twitter
    February 9, 2023
  • Perfumer Releases New ‘Urine and Weed’ Scent in Tribute to New York City
    October 15, 2024
  • In Solidarity with Lisa LaFlamme, Restaurant to Put One Grey Hair in Every Bowl of Chili
    August 26, 2022
  • Mennonite Cover Band Plays Classic Stones Tune ‘I Know It’s Only Rock and Roll (But I Don’t Like It)’
    July 31, 2021
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Mysterious Formations Appear on Church Parking Lot Overnight

March 21, 2026

Mennonite Man Buys Over a Million Dollars in Co-op Gas Just to Get a Huge Dividend Cheque

March 20, 2026

Strawberries Discovered on Mennonite Man’s Vereniki

March 19, 2026

Local Gas Station to Offer Free Kick in the Groin with Every Purchase

March 18, 2026

Mennonites Hired to Drain the Strait of Hormuz

March 17, 2026

Unger Games

  • Jason Kelce Spotted on Manitoba Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
    March 11, 2026
  • American Victory Part of Chinese Government Plot to Get Canadians to Quit Playing Hockey
    February 26, 2026
  • Trump to Award Connor Helleybuyck Nation’s Highest Honour: The Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal
    February 25, 2026
  • Carney to Melt Down All of Canada’s Unwanted Olympic Medals to Build High Speed Rail Line
    February 24, 2026
  • Connor Hellebuyck Reassures Jets Fans He Won’t Ever Play That Well Again
    February 23, 2026

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