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Month: July 2026

Unger Suspicion

Canadians Accidentally Set Off Fireworks 3 Days Early

July 1, 2026 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC Residents of Sumas, Washington were completely baffled by the huge display of fireworks over the border in Abbotsford, BC this evening. “What are they doing? Practicing?” pondered Mrs. Schmidt of Sumas. “They had […]

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