Waut es met die? This poll is absolutely binding. Whatever you say goes. It’s a democracy. Just like a Mennonite elder board meeting. So the question is – should Elon Musk be given full control of the Daily Bonnet? After all his ancestors lived in Herbert, Saskatchewan, so you know, he’s kind of Menno. Vote and see the results once yet. We promise we’ll do whatever it says right here.
FRESNO, CA After months of heated negotiation, Mrs. Eleanor Brandt of Fresno just sold her top margarine container to investor Elon Musk for a record $44 billion. “He took it no questions asked,” said Mrs […]
They can’t all be schmaunt fat jokes, can they? Over the years, some Daily Bonnet articles have ruffled a few feathers. Sometimes I can tell when an article will stir things up, while other times […]
STEINBACH, MB An unphotoshopped photo of Mennonite satirist and longtime Steinbach resident Andrew Unger has surfaced on Reddit this week, apparently showing the writer on a television show of some sort. “Oba, we’ve kicked people […]
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