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Mennonite Woman Gets All Her News From The Unger Review

July 28, 2024 Andrew

MORDEN, MB “I don’t even know what’s happening until I see it in The Unger Review,” said Mrs. Brandt of Morden. “It’s basically the only news site these days without a paywall.” Paywalls, coupled with […]

The Daily Bonnet

Top 10 Unger Review Articles of 2023

January 2, 2024 Andrew

Happy 2024, everyone! 2023 was a year of change around here and I know how much Mennonites love change. Most notable for this website, of course, was the rebranding of the main page from The […]

Unger Games

Journalists Who Falsely Reported Ohtani Blue Jays Signing to Be Given Jobs at The Unger Review

December 9, 2023 Andrew

TORONTO, ON Millions of Canadian baseball fans have lost their faith in journalism this weekend after sportswriters falsely reported the signing of superstar Shohei Ohtani by the Toronto Blue Jays. “It’s like you can’t even […]

The Daily Bonnet

10 Mennonite Satire Headlines Written by ChatGPT

June 15, 2023 Andrew

So a couple days ago we had ChatGPT write headlines for Steinbach Online. Today we told it write some in the style of the Unger Review/Daily Bonnet. Unfortunately, these don’t seem any more amusing than […]

Headline Contest

Headline Contest #5

April 16, 2023 Andrew

Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The Unger Review, will be put up for […]

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