Need a Taylor Swift joke next time you’re hosting the Golden Globes? We’ve got a treasure trove of Taylor Swift jokes. The satirical headlines come in varying degrees of quality (and are priced accordingly.) Admittedly, some of these jokes only work if you’re in that rare subsection of people who belong to a conservative religious sect known for banning pop music and yet, somehow, also know who Taylor Swift is.
Click on the links below to revisit some of The Unger Review/Daily Bonnet’s top Taylor Swift-related articles. Don’t worry. If you don’t find them funny, I’ll just blame the writers. (Oh, wait, that’s me …)
- Taylor Swift Announces Massive Countrywide Tour of Toronto
- Pop Star Releases New ‘Voices Together (Taylor’s Version)’
- Abbotsford Music Fans Demand Brian Doerksen Open for Taylor Swift
- Taylor Swift Spotted on Kansas Farm in Full Mennonite Attire
- Mennonite Rundschau Names Taylor Swift ‘Person of the Year’
- Swift Current Residents Furious at Taylor Swift for Leaving Their City Off Her 2023 Tour
- Canadian Swifties Demand Taylor Date at Least One CFL Star
- Mennonite Pastor Embarks on Worldwide ‘Eras Tour’
- Abbotsford Woman Mortgages House to Pay for Taylor Swift Tickets
- Andrew Unger Comes Out as a Swiftie
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