Ontario Mennonites. They exist. Let’s see how much you know about them!
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The Daily Bonnet
Federal Liberals Enlist the Amish to Address Housing Crisis
OTTAWA, ON Fresh from high level cabinet meetings, the federal Liberal party has come up with a brand new plan to address the nation’s housing crisis–hire the Amish. “I’m sure they can raise a few […]
Unger Suspicion
Team of Industrious Amish Hired to Fix McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine
LANCASTER, PA After millions of complaints from customers, McDonald’s has finally found a solution to the broken ice cream machine problem that has plagued their restaurants across the country – hiring the Amish. “Actually, we’re […]
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Woman “Wins the Lottery” After Mrs. Brubacher’s Clothes Blow into Her Yard
HEIDELBERG, ON Mrs. Eby is feeling like she won the lottery this week after a particularly windy day blew all of Mrs. Brubacher’s clothes right into her yard. “This should keep the Ebys supplied all […]