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Unger Suspicion

Pallister to Live Out the Rest of His Days in Quaint Central American Colony

September 2, 2021 Andrew

BLUE CREEK COLONY, BELIZE A mix-up in paperwork had former Manitoba Premier Brian Pallister arriving at a conservative Mennonite colony in Belize, rather than the resort in Costa Rica he had intended. “Oba, waut on […]

Quizzes

The Ontario Mennonite Quiz!

August 8, 2019 Andrew

Ontario Mennonites. They exist. Let’s see how much you know about them! [wp_quiz id=”10406″]

Unger Conviction

Local Old Colony Church Experiments with Overhead Projector

April 19, 2018 Andrew

REINLAND, MB The local Old Colony church is making waves in Reinland this week after purchasing a used overhead projector from the MCC. After singing hymns out of the hymnal for centuries, the church is […]

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