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Royal Couple Name Newborn Baby “Prince Corny”

April 24, 2018 Andrew

LONDON, UK Well, the secret is out! William and Kate’s newborn baby boy, and fifth in line to the British crown, has been named “Prince Corny” after William’s distant cousin Corny Bueckert of Rosengart. Weighing […]

The Daily Bonnet

Young Entrepreneur Sells ‘Star Maps’ to Steinbach Homes

September 11, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Never let anyone tell you that the entrepreneurial spirit in southern Manitoba is dead. A 19-year-old local go-getter named Colin has just launched a brand new listing of celebrity homes in Steinbach. Modelled after the famed […]

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‘Choose the band from this list I have not seen in concert’: by Uncle Corny Loewen

April 28, 2017 Andrew

BY: ONKEL CORNY LOEWEN Oba, so on the Internets I noticed all these Enjelsch people posting lists of the music groups they have gone to see at the local barn loft or whatever. Well, I’ve gone […]

The Daily Bonnet

Corny Rempel Becomes World’s First Menno Simons Impersonator

December 19, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Local Elvis Presley tribute artist Corny Rempel has expanded his repetoire to include Johnny Cash and now, it seems, he’s taking his talent for mimicry even further with an uncanny Menno Simons impersonation. “People […]

The Daily Bonnet

Corny Rempel Inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

May 19, 2016 Andrew

CLEVELAND, OH Local Elvis tribute artist and radio personality Corny Rempel is set to become the first Mennonite elected into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. “As far as the Rock Hall is concerned, […]

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