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Month: September 2017

Unger & Thirst

What the Heck is a “Mennonite Raised Chicken”?

September 30, 2017 Andrew

A Daily Bonnet reader was gracious enough to share this photograph taken at her local market. Apparently, there’s something so special about “Mennonite raised chicken” that people are willing to pay a premium for it. […]

The Daily Bonnet

The Top 50 Most Common Russian Mennonite Surnames

September 29, 2017 Andrew

We all know Mennos like to have large families, but some of us are considerably more prolific in this department than others. So, what are the most common Russian Mennonite surnames? Let’s have a look. […]

Unger Suspicion

Berkeley Bans ‘Radical Mennonite Lady’ From Speaking on Campus

September 28, 2017 Andrew

BERKELEY, CA Once a bastion of free speech and liberalism, the University of Berkeley has become increasingly restrictive and conservative in recent years, banning controversial figures such as Ben Shapiro, Ann Coulter, and Milo Yiannopoulos from […]

Quizzes

How much do you know about Hutterites? Test your knowledge.

September 27, 2017 Andrew

Test your knowledge of our Hutterite friends with this all new quiz from the Daily Bonnet. Let’s see how you do. [wp_quiz id=”1189″] (photo credit: eileenmak/CC)

Unger Games

Donald Trump Replaces Entire NFL With Russian Ballerinas

September 26, 2017 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC Just days after calling on NFL owners to fire players who kneeled during the national anthem, President Trump issued an executive order terminating the contract of every player in the NFL and replacing […]

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