How Many of These Typical Mennonite Things Have You Done?

How Mennonite are you? Give yourself one point for each of the following typical Mennonite things you’ve done. Add up your score. How many points did you get?

  • Been baptized (not as an infant)
  • Sang Hymn 606
  • Attended an evening service
  • Dated/married a cousin
  • Ate vereneki
  • Ate formavorscht
  • Ate schoofly pie
  • Attended a Mennonite World Conference
  • Taught Sunday School
  • Speak Plautdietsch
  • Speak Pennsylvania Dutch
  • Visited the Mennonite Heritage Village in Steinbach
  • Been to Lancaster
  • Attended Bible College
  • Been a Conscientious Objector
  • Attended a wedding reception in a church basement
  • Milked a cow
  • Been to Goshen
  • Participated in a foot-washing service
  • Been on a church committee
  • Highlighted verses in your Bible
  • Memorized Bible verses
  • Shopped at an MCC Thrift Store
  • Shopped at a Ten Thousand Villages Store
  • Ate at Chicken Chef
  • Shunned someone
  • Excommunicated someone
  • Read the Schleitheim Confession
  • Read something by Menno Simons
  • Read Martyrs Mirror
  • Read the entire Bible
  • Researched your ancestry
  • Debated with a Calvinist
  • Read a family history book
  • Written a family history book
  • Wore suspenders
  • Wore a bonnet (duak)
  • Read a Miriam Toews book
  • Made a quilt
  • Used a horse and buggy
  • Pointed out someone else’s sins
  • Gossiped
  • Participated in a church split
  • Slept in a housebarn
  • Visited a Mennonite historical site
  • Chastised someone for not working hard enough
  • Sang in four-part harmony
  • Attended a Bible camp
  • Used star anise in a recipe
  • Told a Mennonite joke

(photo credit: Robert Linsdell/CC)

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