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Electrician Busy Explaining to Concerned Mennonites what ‘AC/DC’ Really Means

September 21, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Local retired electrician Timothy Reimer, 88, had quite the busy evening as AC/DC took to the stage at Princess Auto Stadium this weekend. “All these concerned Mennonites were standing outside the stadium with […]

Unger Suspicion

Ed Sheeran Drops Mennonite Choir from North American Tour

September 19, 2026 Andrew

FOXBOROUGH, MA Soft pop rock singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran has dropped a Mennonite choir from his North American tour after finding out they were pacifists. “I don’t like to get political,” said Sheeran, “but when I […]

Unger Conviction

Eclipse Glasses Required to Safely View Sunday’s Worship Service

August 12, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Waters of Blessing, an area church well known for its mind-blowing worship hour, is urging parishioners to bring their eclipse glasses along to this weekend’s service. “We’ve heard your cries for more total […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Buys Back All the Albums He Was Forced to Burn in the 70s

August 10, 2026 Andrew

SWIFT CURRENT, SK It’s taken him more than four decades, but local music fan Steve Goosen has finally re-purchased all the albums he tossed on the bonfire at that fateful youth retreat back in 1979. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Flock to Nickelback Concert to Collect their 5 Cents

July 23, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB When word got out that Nickelback was in town, thousands of Mennonites flocked to the arena in Winnipeg this week to collect their refund. “I heard this is the place to get my […]

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