World’s Coolest Mennonite Pastor Wears Fox Racing Hoodie to Church


In an effort to bring back the crowds, local Pastor Dan will be sporting a camo Fox Racing hoodie from now until church attendance is back to normal.

“I might throw in a Cabela’s hoodie once in a while,” said Pastor Dan. “But it’s no more suit and tie for me!”

The Grunthal MBEMBCC church will also be selling Fox Racing merch in the lobby, in addition to camo Bible covers.

“Those ones are customizable,” said Pastor Dan. “You wouldn’t want your camo-covered NIV to  be mistook for someone else’s camo-covered NASB.”

Dan will also be preaching through the Book of Acts using sermon illustrations entirely drawn from the exciting world of competitive dirt biking.

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