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WINKLER, MB Mr. Siemens of Winkler has been refreshing the regional vaccine percentage page every few hours or so, trying to see if his Jantsied squad has a chance of catching up with the Ditsieders […]
CAMPO 6A, MEXICO Mrs. Nita Krahn, of Campo 6A, held a lovely retirement ceremony for her favourite tobbdüak this week after the dish cloth could no longer stand up to the rigours of washing the family’s […]
WINNIPEG, MB The Sawatzkys of North Kildonan decided to treat themselves to a night on the town this weekend and pulled up to Rae and Jerry’s Steakhouse wearing their finest Crocs. “It’s not every day […]
GOSHEN, IN Local rock band Prairie Oyster Cult just dropped their brand new single ‘Don’t Fear the Reaper: All Cowbell Version’, which rose to the top of the Goshen rock charts. “I’ve always thought that […]
ABBOTSFORD, BC The mass exodus seems to be reversing itself, as thousands of Mennos from the Fraser Valley are flocking back to Manitoba where homes come equipped with luxuries such as you know, like, air […]
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