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The Roman Empire: Why Mennonites Just Can’t Stop Thinking About It

September 20, 2023 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK According to a viral trend on TikTok, Mennonites think about the Roman Empire three or four times a week, more often than food, sex, or even church. “It’s shocking. I had no idea,” […]

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Mennonite Man Drives 900 Kilometres to Save 5 Cents a Litre at Rosthern Gas Station

August 8, 2023 Andrew

ROSTHERN, SK When Wilbert Peters of Altona, Manitoba found out from his Saskatchewan cousin Fred Olfert that gas was a full five cents a litre cheaper in Rosthern, he immediately set out on a daylong […]

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Man Waving from Undecorated Pickup Truck Wins Top Prize at Steinbach Parade

August 4, 2023 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Area man Dave Unger, 61, has snagged top prize at the Steinbach parade this morning for his totally normal and undecorated pickup truck driven by a guy in a t-shirt and jeans. “I […]

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Kanadier Stowaway Discovered on Russlaender Train

July 21, 2023 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK The Russlaender 100 historical train trip took an unexpected turn this week after an uninvited guest was discovered on board — a Kanadier. “I was just minding my own business in the bar […]

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Mennonite Man Loves His New Mobile Office

July 18, 2023 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON Local tomato grower Jake Martens of Leamington is really excited about his new mobile office that he picked up at the Ford dealership early this week. “I was tired of holding all my […]

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