Unger & Thirst
Snake Loose in Grunthal
GRUNTHAL, MB The town of Grunthal is in high alert this week after fifteen foot long python was seen chilling on the table during faspa after church. “But, then it just went missing,” said Mr. […]
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Unger & Thirst
Mennonite Man Excommunicated After Washing Grandma’s Cast-Iron Skillet
PLUM COULEE, MB Local man Albert Janz, 31, has been stripped off his church membership this week after committed the most heinous sin possible – washing a Mennonite Grandma’s cast-iron skillet. “I was just helping […]
Unger Conviction
Epic Fail! MBer and GCer Make Feeble Attempt at Singing the Doxology Together
WINNIPEG, MB The CMU semester seemed to be off to a good start as Breanna, an MBer, and Paul, a GCer, started dating after sitting six feet away from each other in their “Intro to […]
The Daily Bonnet
Naive Manitoba Man Tries to Send a Text from Out by Sandilands Somewhere
SANDILANDS, MB Local man Tim Giesbrecht, 41, was at the annual Giesbrecht wiener roast and horseshoes tournament at the ranger station in the Sandilands forest when he hauled out his phone between shots and attempted […]
Unger Games
Saskatchewan Roughriders Claim Victory in 2020 Labour Day Classic
REGINA, SK The Covid-canceled 2020 CFL season gave the Saskatchewan Roughriders the chance to go undefeated for the first time in franchise history, including a stunning defeat over the Blue Bombers in this year’s unplayed […]