Ontario Mennonites. They exist. Let’s see how much you know about them!
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The Ontario Mennonite Quiz!
Unger Conviction
Local Old Colony Church Experiments with Overhead Projector
REINLAND, MB The local Old Colony church is making waves in Reinland this week after purchasing a used overhead projector from the MCC. After singing hymns out of the hymnal for centuries, the church is […]
Unger Games
Mennonites Refuse to Watch ‘Worldly Series’
ST. JACOBS, ON Thousands of Mennonites in southern Ontario have refused to join in on the festivities this evening after local pastors preached vehemently against the ‘Worldly Series’s this past Sunday. “I don’t know what […]
Unger & Thirst
Toronto Woman Caught Smuggling Three Suitcases Full of Farmer Sausage
TORONTO, ON Mrs. Wiebe, 47, of Toronto was caught at the Pearson Airport this week with three suitcases packed full of delicious Mennonite farmer sausage that she obtained on a recent trip to southern Manitoba. […]