TORONTO, ON
A trucker’s convoy-worth of sunflower seeds are on their way to Toronto this week to meet the demand of baseball fans in the GTA.
“We’re basically just having them dump it in Sankofa Square,” said Toronto mayor Olivia Chow. “I’m not sure we’re going to have enough knackzoat to last the series, but we’re doing our best.”
Torontonians are being asked to “go easy” on the zoat, so that there’s enough for everybody.
“I don’t want to have to ration if, but if it comes to that I will,” said Chow. “We simply can’t let Doug Ford knack it all himself.”
Custodians at the Provincial Legislature have revealed, on promise of anonymity, that they’ve already had to work in shifts just to clean up the piles of sunflower shells in the Premier’s office.
