Typical for Dutch-Prussian-Russian Mennonites, the so-called “comprehensive” guide to the Mennonite Game published yesterday contained a few startling biases such as names of rivers and Uncles. In order to address these issues, a generous Swiss Mennonite reader offered the following amendment to the rules, which, coupled with the original edition, should now satisfy absolutely everyone.
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