CHICAGO, IL Passengers boarding a flight from Chicago to London today felt “super safe” after the captain announced that the plane had a “99% survival rate.” “Good evening. This is your captain speaking. The skies […]
MORDEN, MB Since international travel remains a no-go this year, Winkler family, the Schroeders, have decided to go someplace they’ve never been to before, that being the neighbouring community of Morden. “We’ve been to Playa […]
PARIS, FRANCE After six months of nearly empty streets in her home town, Juliette Martin, 31, of Paris, France has decided that if the tourists ever come back she’s going to be nice to them […]
Years ago there was an episode of The Simpsons where Homer and his pals visit Winnipeg to buy cheap prescription drugs. The sign at the edge of town said “Welcome to Winnipeg: We Were Born […]
THOMPSON, MB Thousands of tourists in raincoats have taken the 6 up to Pisew Falls this week for their chance to ride the ‘Maid of the Mist.’ “Diewel, it was a long drive. Knacked nearly […]
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