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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Couple Sneak In Quick Meddachschlop During Second Intermission

April 16, 2019 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Local man Earl Klassen normally stocks up on beer and pretzels during the intermission, but for some reason tonight he felt compelled to flop down on the master bed and take a nap […]

Unger Suspicion

Study Suggest Satire is 20% Funnier When Drunk

January 16, 2019 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON A new study out of the University of Central Kitchener shows that satire is a fully twenty percent funnier after readers have had more than four drinks. “The problem with the Daily Bonnet […]

The Daily Bonnet

2018 Daily Bonnet Year in Review

December 31, 2018 Andrew

Happy New Year, everyone! I hope you’re enjoying your New Year’s cookies! 2018 was another great year at the Daily Bonnet, and October actually was the highest month ever in terms of traffic to the […]

Quizzes

It’s the 2018 Daily Bonnet Quiz!

December 25, 2018 Andrew

By now the Daily Bonnet quiz is a well-established Mennonite Christmas tradition like gospel tracts in the stockings and past-their-prime oranges in the tutyas. So, let’s see how you did this year. All you have […]

Unger Conviction

Snopes.com Fact Checks Mennonite Pastor’s Sermon

October 26, 2018 Andrew

MEADE, KS According to leading fact-checking website Snopes.com, a sermon by our very own Pastor Dave has been found to be “FALSE.” “In his Oct. 21 sermon, three of Pastor Dave’s sermon illustrations were discovered […]

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