Mennonite Couple Sneak In Quick Meddachschlop During Second Intermission


Local man Earl Klassen normally stocks up on beer and pretzels during the intermission, but for some reason tonight he felt compelled to flop down on the master bed and take a nap with his wife Susan.

“I’m not what sure came over me,” said Klassen. “I’ve got to get my priorities straight!”

Klassen’s very short meddachshlop came at the insistence of his wife Susan.

“At first he said there’d never be enough time, but who’s he kidding,” said Susan. “With Earl, twenty minutes is plenty.”

The meddachshlop lasted a little into the beginning of the third period, but Klassen said that was okay since napping with his wife was much better than watching the Jets get scored on anyway.

(photo credit: Richard Winchell/CC)

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