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Mennonite Church Weekly to Feature Provocative Centrefold

September 9, 2021 Andrew

ELIDA, OH In an effort to boost subscriptions, a prominent Mennonite church publication will now feature a new provocative centrefold each week. “In coming weeks we’ve got some highly provocative photos of two Calvinists and […]

The Daily Bonnet

Modestly Attired Mennonite Model Appears in ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Edition

May 12, 2019 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY This past week Mrs. Janzen, 74, of Abbotsford made waves after becoming the first ever Mennonite woman to appear in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. “It was a nice shot of Mrs. Janzen sitting […]

Unger Suspicion

Justin Trudeau Poses Topless on the Cover of ‘Manitoba Hog Farmers Weekly’

July 29, 2017 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON Days after becoming the first Canadian Prime Minister to make the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, Justin Trudeau appeared with his shirt off on cover of Manitoba Hog Farmers Weekly. “I thought I […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Lady Caught Turning Around Risqué Magazine Covers

January 6, 2017 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON Local woman Annie Loewen, 73, was arrested yesterday at the local Shopper’s Drug Mart after turning over a particularly provocative cover of Vogue magazine that she found offensive. “We’ve had this problem ever […]

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