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Mennonite Man Refuses to Clean Up Dishes Until He Gets Meeting with Prime Minister

February 21, 2022 Andrew

ST. CATHARINES, ON The dishes are really piling up at the Peters house this week after Clint Peters, 57, of St. Catharines staged a one-man protest and refused to do any chores until Justin Trudeau […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Politician Tweets Photo of Wife Mucking the Stalls After 12-Hour Nursing Shift

January 11, 2022 Andrew

NEUSCHANZENHOF, MB Not wanting anyone to outdo the Mennos when it comes to ill-advised Tweets, Manitoba politician Ernie Janzen, 61, quickly snapped a photo of his wife Doris mucking the stalls just after she came […]

Unger Conviction

Man Who Attends Gender Segregated Church Really Upset About Not Being Allowed to Go Where He Wants to Go and Do What He Wants to Do

September 25, 2021 Andrew

SCHANZENHIMMEL, SK A Mennonite man from rural Saskatchewan is upset at the province this week after hearing he won’t be able to go just anywhere he wants unless he shows proof of vaccination. “I think […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Church Weekly to Feature Provocative Centrefold

September 9, 2021 Andrew

ELIDA, OH In an effort to boost subscriptions, a prominent Mennonite church publication will now feature a new provocative centrefold each week. “In coming weeks we’ve got some highly provocative photos of two Calvinists and […]

Unger Games

International Olympic Committee Requires All Athletes to Wear One of those Borat Mankinis

July 29, 2021 Andrew

TOKYO, JAPAN The lechers in charge of the International Olympic Committee are requiring all athletes, regardless of gender or sport, to wear one of those Borat mankinis or else face massive fines. “You wear what […]

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