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Mennonite Woman All Out of Candy Already
MITCHELL, MB Area woman Angie Neufeld, 38, was all out of candy at 5:30 PM this evening and has shut off her lights and gone to bed. “Sorry, kids, better try next door at the […]
frugality
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Hundreds of Expired Chicken Chef Coupons Discovered in Mennonite Man’s Wallet
WINKLER, MB Investigators have finally revealed just what was causing Mr. Neil Reimer’s wallet to grow to such an enormous size – Chicken Chef coupons. “It all makes sense now,” said lead investigator Sheena Plett. […]
Unger Suspicion
Nickelback Frontman Insists He’s Really a Kroeker
HANNA, AB Lead singer of beloved Canadian rockers Nickelback has come out this week and said he’s actually much more of a Mennonite than we ever suspected. “Mench ek saj! You’ve been pronouncing and spelling […]
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Mennonite Family Discovered Camping in Briercrest Parking Lot
CARONPORT, SK The custodial crew at Briercrest Bible College and Seminary were in quite the state of shock this morning as they found that a whole nest of Mennonite families had pulled over for the […]
Unger & Thirst
Mennonite Couple Drives 20 Minutes to Another Restaurant to Avoid 5 Minute Wait at the First One
SASKATOON, SK The Wiebes of Warman were really looking forward to an authentic southern BBQ experience at the Smokey Sausage Diner in Saskatoon this weekend. However, it was not meant to be, as the Wiebes […]