After high level talks this weekend, Russian President Vladimir Putin has decided to team up with his American counterpart Joe Biden in a “new heavy metal side project called Minor Incursion.”
“We’ve only got a few cover songs right now, you know like ‘Ace of Spades’ and ‘Sad Wings of Destiny,’ but I think eventually we’ll come up with some original material,” said Putin, stringing up his Ibanez. “I hear Joe Biden is a whizz with a rhyming dictionary after half a bottle of vodka.”
Putin and Biden are just a duo right now, but plan to recruit Belarusian President Lukashenko on drums.
“Minor Incursion is going to be epic!” said Joe Biden. “We’ve already got a string of concerts lined up in the Donetsk region and Crimea.”
After practicing with the band all afternoon, there was a whisper in President Biden’s ear, after which he took the mic and said he’d made a mistake and never really meant to join Minor Incursion after all.
“I’m going solo,” said Biden. “It wasn’t working out.”
Fans of Minor Incursion are really disappointed with the breakup and many are already blaming Yoko Ono.