Mennonites Concerned About Catching ‘Indiana Fever’


Mennonites across Indiana this week are concerned about the spread of something called the Indiana Fever.

“That’s all I see on the news,” said Mrs. Bauman. “Indiana Fever this and Indiana Fever that. I just hope this all stays in the big city and doesn’t reach us up here in Goshen.”

Despite the name, the Fever seems to have originated from out of state.

“I heard a young woman from Iowa was the first to get it,” said Mrs. Bauman. “It seems everyone I know is very excited about this Caitlin Clark.”

Meanwhile, Caitlin Clark says she’s a devout Catholic and despite the sordid history between the two groups, Mennonites should have no reason for concern.

(photo credit: John Mac/CC)

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