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Mennonite Writer Stuck in Goshen After Missing Last Buggy Out of Town

October 3, 2022 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN The population of Goshen, Indiana soared to 34,518 this weekend, a full one person higher than the 2020 census, after Mennonite/s Writing conference attendee Andrew Unger lost track of time and missed the […]

Unger & Thirst

Impossible to Tell if Bearded Friend is Mennonite or Just Really Into Craft Beer

October 18, 2020 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN When a bearded young man named David moved to Goshen from the country a few months ago, his physical appearance had friendly locals unsure whether to invite him to a Bible study or […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Man Brings His Own Bible to BYOB Event

August 11, 2020 Andrew

ELKHART, IN Mr. Bender, 63, was very excited this past weekend to be invited to his first ever BYOB barbecue just a few doors over at a neighbour’s house. “It’s so nice to see the […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Pastor Suspends Presidential Campaign after Terrible Display in Quilt Auction

March 2, 2020 Andrew

ELKHART, IN After failing to garner more than a fifty dollar bid for his handmade quilt this week, ‘Pastor Pete’ Burkholder has decided to drop out of the Presidential campaign and go back to taking […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Paints His Massey Ferguson Green and Yellow

July 25, 2019 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN Local farmer and bachelor Peter Miller, 27, gave his bright red Massey Ferguson a quick green and yellow paint job this past weekend in order to seduce one of the Smucker sisters, who […]

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