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Mennonite Woman Consults ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ for Wardrobe Advice

February 15, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Local senior, Helen Stoesz, was shocked by the misleading content of the popular book Fifty Shades of Grey, which she purchased used at the local MCC store hoping for advice on how to update her […]

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Larry Norman Updates Song: “Why Doesn’t the Devil Have Any Good Music?”

February 12, 2017 Andrew

LOS ANGELES, CA In 1972, pioneering Christian rock artist Larry Norman posed the question: “Why Should the Devil Have All the Good Music?” After viewing the abysmal state of contemporary music at the 2017 Grammy […]

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Brad Wall Wins Award as Canada’s ‘Best Mennonite Premier’

February 10, 2017 Andrew

REGINA, SK The competition was fierce this year at the annual Mennonite Premiers Competition, but when the final scores were tallied, Saskatchewan’s Brad Wall was declared the winner. “Basically we put the Premiers through a […]

Unger Games

Sober Curler Discovered in Remote Manitoba Town

February 3, 2017 Andrew

GLADSTONE, MB The ‘Sober Curler’ was long thought to be extinct in Western Canada, but scientists in Manitoba have recently confirmed the existence of one such creature in the small town of Gladstone. “I’ve searched curling […]

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Churchill Polar Bears to Be Relocated to Southern Manitoba

January 31, 2017 Andrew

CHURCHILL, MB Along the Hudson Bay in the far northeast corner of Manitoba lies the small town of Churchill, renowned across the globe for its natural beauty and abundance of polar bears. However, the Wildlife […]

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