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Snow Arrives Just in Time to Ruin Halloween

October 26, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Thousands of Mennonites across Manitoba breathed a sigh of relief this week as a massive snowstorm has more or less ruined any chance at at decent Halloween this year. “Oba, my children were […]

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We Asked AI to Create Images of the Main Characters from Andrew Unger’s Novel Once Removed

October 24, 2023 Andrew

Andrew Unger’s award-winning novel Once Removed is set in the small Mennonite town of Edenfeld, Manitoba, a place filled with quirky characters. We asked AI to create images of the main characters from the novel. […]

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Funeral Turns Into Mennonite Family Gathering

October 21, 2023 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC For the first time in almost three decades, all the Epps were gathered in the very same church gymnasium. “Ahh, it’s so nice to see all the Epps in once place,” said John […]

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Mennonite Funeral Movie ‘The Burial’ Shocks Audiences with Sheer Lack of Pickles

October 18, 2023 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA Producers of the highly-anticipated Mennonite funeral thriller The Burial have opted to stretch the truth a little and remove all references to pickles and/or raisin buns from the movie. “Oba, a movie about the […]

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Mennonite Man is Completely ‘Full of Schmidt’

October 11, 2023 Andrew

NIPAWIN, SK Area man Abe Schmidt, 61, had drawn considerable attention as of late for his social media posts, which friends and family say are “completely full of Schmidt.” “The guy is not a reliable […]

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