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Frugal Mennonite Man to Live ‘Rent Free’ in Another Man’s Head

October 11, 2024 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON Area man Dave Eby, 43, has just stumbled on an amazing new plan to avoid paying rent in the exorbitant southern Ontario housing market. “It all started in the church lobby with Mr. […]

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A List of Other Famous Mennonite Writers that Andrew Unger is Related To

October 9, 2024 Andrew

For centuries (okay, maybe just a few decades), scholars have tried to figure out why there are so many Mennonite writers. Various theories have been proposed, but I’m going to throw out a new one […]

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Poll: Where should we send Andrew Unger next?

October 7, 2024 Andrew

The Unger Review has covered stories all over the Mennonite world? Where should we send Andrew Unger next? (Photo credit:by kirinqueen/CC)  

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“They’re a slippery slope to pants”: Mennonite Church Bans Leggings

October 6, 2024 Andrew

COALDALE, AB Lululemon stores in Calgary are under serious financial pressure this week, after the recent crack down on southern Alberta women wearing leggings under their skirts. “That’s where it all starts,” yelled Pastor Dave […]

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Hottest Ever September in Small Mennonite Town of Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg

October 5, 2024 Andrew

Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg, MB The weather station in Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg recorded the hottest September it the long and illustrious climate history of Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg. “We haven’t seen anything like this since our ancestors first moved to Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg almost 150 […]

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