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HENDERSON, NE A new study out of University of Eastern Nebraska has traced all current Friesens to one Nebraska farmer sometime in the 1870s. “Jakob F. Friesen was his name – the first Friesen ever,” […]
KLEEFELD, MB Mrs. Hiebert was “completely unimpressed” with the hole her husband had drilled in the kitchen floor when she came home from Bible Study on Wednesday night. “He says he’s ice-fishing,” said Mrs. Hiebert. […]
ABBOTSFORD, BC Local woman Mrs. Kehler has been rubbing it in to all her Manitoba friends this week after her daisies sprung up a few days ago. “Check it out, suckers! You’ve still got ten […]
WINNIPEG, MB All this winter, local man Dick Froese has been pointing to the severe frostbite on his ears as “definitive proof” that global warming is a “total crock.” “Look, I’m freezing my arse off […]
CALGARY, AB The Friesen cousins from Taber decided to attend a Flames game this week, but they didn’t expect to be thrust into the spotlight the way they were. “We were just sitting there enjoying […]
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