AUGUSTA, GA After their recent annual meeting in which they expelled a couple churches for petty reasons, the Southern Baptist Convention is well on its way to being more dysfunctional than the Mennonites by early […]
LAKE FOREST, CA The Southern Baptist Convention voted overwhelmingly this week to expel Rick Warren from the denomination due to his liberal position regarding appropriate pastoral attire. “I’ve never seen that man with a necktie,” […]
STEINBACH, MB Local retired electrician Timothy Reimer, 88, had quite the busy evening as AC/DC cover band Hell’s Bells took the stage at Steinbach’s Summer in the City festival. “All these concerned Mennonites were standing […]
NEW YORK, NY There was a massive demonstration in Manhattan this week as between five and seven people showed up to protest the wildfire smoke that’s been illegally crossing the border in the last couple […]
So a couple days ago we had ChatGPT write headlines for Steinbach Online. Today we told it write some in the style of the Unger Review/Daily Bonnet. Unfortunately, these don’t seem any more amusing than […]
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