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Month: June 2023

Unger Games

Toronto Maple Leafs Announce Plans to Relocate to Las Vegas

June 13, 2023 Andrew

LAS VEGAS, NV After decades without a Stanley Cup, the Toronto Maple Leafs have finally come up with a plan that will guarantee them a victory in the near future – moving to Las Vegas. […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Man Smokes His Sausage By Just Leaving it Outside for a While

June 13, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB The air quality was so bad in Winnipeg this afternoon, that Mr. Dave Peters managed to smoke a whole ring of formavorscht just by leaving it sitting out in his backyard for a […]

The Daily Bonnet

10 Steinbach Online Headlines as Written by ChatGPT

June 12, 2023 Andrew

We asked ChatGPT to create 10 headlines in the style of local real news site Steinbachonline.com. So here we go, journalism as done by ChatGPT. “Steinbach Local Wins National Baking Championship with Signature Butter Tarts” […]

Headline Contest

Headline Contest #7 – Submit Your Hilarious Headline for this Photo

June 11, 2023 Andrew

Every once in a while The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The Unger Review, will be […]

Unger Conviction

Pair of Used Communion Cups Sit Uncollected for Three Months

June 10, 2023 Andrew

GRUNTHAL, MB The ushers at East Grunthal Mennonite Church are in the hot seat this week after a pair of communion cups were discovered in the pews a full three months after the last communion. […]

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