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Mennonite Tennis Fan Unaffected by Repetitive Head Turning

September 3, 2023 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY Andreas Siemens of Winkler, Manitoba was at the US Open this week where he became the very first fan to ever watch a full day of tennis without significant neck strain. “I’m […]

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Local Chiropractor Specializes in Treating Mennonite Rubbernecking Injuries

January 26, 2018 Andrew

CHORTITZ, MB A southern Manitoba chiropractor has decided to focus his talents on addressing neck injuries caused by prolonged gawking and staring, which, he says, is a common problem in Mennonite communities everywhere. “Prolonged periods […]

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