ROSTHERN, SK
After half the men in the congregation showed up in shorts this past Sunday, Pastor Carl is now enforcing the church’s long standing no shorts rule.
“It’s been on the books for decades, but this is the first time we’ve really had to enforce it,” said Pastor Carl. “Just because it’s 34 degrees outside, doesn’t mean you need to waltz in here like it’s Pine Lake beach.”
Also on Pastor Carl’s hit list are Hawaiian shirts and flip flops.
“Dan Wiebe waddled into last Sunday carrying a margarita,” said Pastor Carl. “It’s really getting out of hand.”
Anyone caught wearing anything less than a full suit from now on will be forced to clean up the Ritz crackers in the nursery after church.
“We’ve gotta get this problem under control,” said Pastor Carl. “We don’t want people mistaking for Lutherans or something.”
(photo credit: by bobbi vie/CC)
