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1.4 Million Manitobans Show Up at Steep Rock All at Once

August 2, 2020 Andrew

STEEP ROCK, MB If Facebook and Instagram are any evidence, it seems that every single person in the province of Manitoba showed up at Steep Rock this weekend. “Oba, we even had to share a […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Says Words He’s Never Uttered Before After Scheifele Gets Injured

August 1, 2020 Andrew

KOLA, MB Moments after Winnipeg Jets superstar Mark Scheifele was dragged off the ice with an injury in game one of the play-in series versus the Calgary Flames, the Hiebert family of Kola was treated […]

The Daily Bonnet

Renowned Mennonite Writer Honoured to Have His Photo Above the Washrooms at McNally Robinson

July 31, 2020 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Of all the honours that Mennonite literary icon Armin Wiebe has received over the years, perhaps the greatest of all is to have his visage hanging over the washrooms at McNally Robinson Booksellers. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Chilliwack Couple Retires to Yarrow

July 30, 2020 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC Wanting to enjoy a more temperate climate, Mr. Thiessen, 78, and Mrs. Thiessen, 79 have decided to pack up their things and move two blocks over to Yarrow. “We’ve heard so many good […]

Unger & Thirst

Grandma Wiens is About to Try this Mysterious New Substance

July 29, 2020 Andrew

MORDEN, MB For the very first time in her life, Mrs. Wiens is about to try out this mysterious slightly yellowy liquid she’s never seen before in her life. She was offered this yellowy water […]

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