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Prince Harry Hits 99 km/h on Local Toboggan Hill

February 16, 2024 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB There was just enough snow for recent bobsled enthusiast Prince Harry to set a new record at Manitoba’s highest peak: Abe’s Hill in Steinbach. “First we had to clear all the children on […]

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Super Bowl Fans Accuse Taylor Swift of Distracting from the Commercials

February 11, 2024 Andrew

LAS VEGAS, NV It’s Super Bowl Sunday and that means millions of people will be on the edge of their seats to catch a glimpse of Taylor Swift. For some, however, Taylor’s presence just distracts […]

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Thrift Stores All Out of Fur Coats After Streveler Signing

February 9, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB There were lineups outside thrift stores across the province this week after the Blue Bombers re-signed cigar-chomping fur-wearing quarterback Chris Streveler. “I haven’t seen this kind of demand for used fur coats since […]

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Mennonite Woman Shocked as Husband Finally Enters the Kitchen

January 29, 2024 Andrew

HILLSBORO, KS A hush fell through the crowd at the Hillsboro pickleball courts this week as Dave Penner, 61, entered the kitchen for the very first time in his life. “I was in tears,” said […]

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Taylor Swift Leads Kansas City to Super Bowl LVIII

January 28, 2024 Andrew

KANSAS CITY, MO With a stunning 17-10 victory over the Baltimore Ravens this afternoon, Kansas City Chiefs superstar Taylor Swift has punched her team’s ticket to Super Bowl LVIII in Las Vegas. “Kansas City is […]

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