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Mennonite Family to Dress Up, Eat Candy, and Pretend Not to Celebrate Halloween

October 31, 2023 Andrew

BLUMENSASK, AB The Ungers of Blumensask have been vehemently opposed to Halloween ever since a particularly stirring sermon from Pastor Ron back in the early 90s. This doesn’t stop them, however, from dressing up as […]

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Mennonite Man Surfs the ‘World Wide Wiebe’

October 30, 2023 Andrew

ALTONA, MB This past week, Jessica Wiebe, 19, finally convinced her grandfather Abe, 86, to go online for the very first time in his life. “He didn’t know how to do anything,” explained Jessica. “He […]

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Snow Arrives Just in Time to Ruin Halloween

October 26, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Thousands of Mennonites across Manitoba breathed a sigh of relief this week as a massive snowstorm has more or less ruined any chance at at decent Halloween this year. “Oba, my children were […]

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We Asked AI to Create Images of the Main Characters from Andrew Unger’s Novel Once Removed

October 24, 2023 Andrew

Andrew Unger’s award-winning novel Once Removed is set in the small Mennonite town of Edenfeld, Manitoba, a place filled with quirky characters. We asked AI to create images of the main characters from the novel. […]

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Funeral Turns Into Mennonite Family Gathering

October 21, 2023 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC For the first time in almost three decades, all the Epps were gathered in the very same church gymnasium. “Ahh, it’s so nice to see all the Epps in once place,” said John […]

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