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LEAMINGTON, ON It was sad news for Danny Dueck, 23, this week, after his second cousin, Maria Dueck, 24, informed him that he had now been relegated to the frintschoft zone. “I could tell he […]
In yet one more way that the Internet is dead set on utterly destroying all of human civilization, artificial intelligence can now do our writing for us. Admittedly, it’s not very good at it … […]
SCHAZENBACHDORF, MB Utterly obsessed with their own depiction in film and literature, a group of particularly persnickety Mennonite critics are flocking to the Schanzenbachdorf Theatre this week to look for the slightest of “errors” in […]
STEINBACH, MB Word of a formavorscht sale at Giant Tiger spread like wildfire on WhatsApp this week and had Mennonites camping outside the store to get a good deal. “Oba, I didn’t know Giant Tiger […]
GOSHEN, IN Amanda Funk, 17, of Goshen is fully expecting her mother to post an embarrassing birthday greeting on her Facebook wall this week. “Oh my gosh, here it comes,” said Amanda. “I think she’s […]
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