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WINNIPEG, MB Moments after the Winnipeg Jets announced they had traded superstar right winter Patrik Laine to some team in Ohio, Mennonite Jets fans began fashioning their old Laine jerseys into quilts. “Gotta make some […]
REINLAND, MB A family history book dedicated to Dycks has been censored and withdrawn from circulation by the local library this week after receiving dozens of complaints. “Oba, I don’t need to see three hundred […]
Beloved Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has sure been making the rounds in his hand knitted mittens these days. He even stopped by at a few of your favourite Mennonite locales across North America. The photos […]
ST. JACOBS, ON Edith Funk, 42, of St. Jacobs gave birth to a bouncing baby boy named Jacob just three hours before her daughter Bethany, 20, gave birth to Edith’s first granddaughter Breanne. “I was […]
ALTONA, MB After literally minutes of controversy, Portage-Lisgar MP Candice Bergen is finally speaking out about the undated photo of her wearing a camo MAGA hat. “I thought it said ‘Make Altona Great Again,’” Bergen […]
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