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Month: August 2025

Unger Conviction

Canada to Increase Peace and Pacifism Budget to 5% of GDP

August 31, 2025 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON After pressure from the country’s Mennonite population, the government of Canada has decided to reallocate its entire military budget into efforts to promote peace and pacifism. “Our goal is to spend 5% of […]

Unger Games

Mennonite Woman to Participate in “Labour Day Classic”

August 29, 2025 Andrew

REGINA, SK Bethany Seibel, 23, of Wymark, Saskatchewan is set to become the first Mennonite woman ever to participate in the Labour Day Classic this weekend. “Yup, they’re inducing labour on Sunday. I tried to […]

The Daily Bonnet

A Book Review Yet – Miriam Toews: ‘A Truce That Is Not Peace’

August 28, 2025 Andrew

BY: ABE Nah, oba, I heard from Pete at the coffee shop above the gas station that there’s yet another Miriam Toews book yet. What’s it called? A Blitz that is Not Dutch? Something like […]

The Daily Bonnet

Saskatchewan City to be Renamed ‘Taylor Swift Current’

August 27, 2025 Andrew

TAYLOR SWIFT CURRENT, SK In honour of the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce engagement, the western Saskatchewan city of Swift Current has voted 4-3 this week to rename the city Taylor Swift Current. “It was either that […]

The Daily Bonnet

Friesen-Friesen Engagement Tops the News in Mennonite Town

August 26, 2025 Andrew

HERBERT, SK In the small town of Herbert, Saskatchewan, there was no bigger news this week than the engagement of local librarian Taylor Friesen and lentil farmer Travis Friesen. “Everyone’s posting about the engagement all […]

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