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A Closet-Drinker’s Guide to the Mennonite Treasury Cookbook

December 15, 2016 Andrew

The Mennonite Treasury Cookbook is a veritable bounty of classic Mennonite recipes. However, until now Mennonites were left completely on their own when determining what beverage to closet-drink with their chosen dish. Thanks to extensive testing […]

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Chinese Food Officially Mennonite’s Second Favourite

December 12, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB A new government of Canada survey has concluded that Americanized Chinese food is officially the second favourite cuisine of Canadian Mennonites. “Mennonite classics like formavorscht and borscht will always be number one,” said local […]

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Young Man Comes Out as Vegetarian

November 27, 2016 Andrew

EDENTHAL, MB Apart from a few pickled items, consumption of vegetables has never been a high priority within Mennonite culinary tradition, so when Abram and Kathy Giesbrecht’s son Justin came out as a vegetarian, the family […]

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Mennonite Pastor Pardons Thanksgiving Farmer Sausage

November 24, 2016 Andrew

MOUNTAIN LAKE, MN By now it’s an annual tradition. When the President pardons a Thanksgiving turkey at the White House, thus sparing it from certain death, a Mennonite pastor in small town Minnesota also pardons […]

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Mennonite Man Sues Beer Company for ‘False Advertising’

November 13, 2016 Andrew

HOFFNUNGSFELD, MB After being inspired by countless commercials for ‘lite refreshing beer’ during Winnipeg Blue Bomber rain delays, local man Henry Froese decided to sample the product for the first time, but was sorely disappointed with […]

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