Metalheads Accidentally Attend Beth Moore Event

WINNIPEG, MB

It was yet another mix-up in the maze of hallways and passageways leading to Winnipeg downtown arena this week, which had metalheads Peter and Darryl Plett show up at a Beth Moore conference ready to rock out.

“There was a lot more preaching and a lot fewer guitar solos than I expected,” said Pete. “Plus not a single person bit the head off a bat or anything.”

Peter and Darryl were halfway through the event when they realized the mistake.

“Hey, isn’t this the woman our wives are always talking about?” said Pete. “I think Hannah has all her DVDs.”

This didn’t stop Darryl from buying a Beth Moore T-shirt and seventeen copies of Chasing Vines.

“These will make much better Christmas presents than the Iron Maiden cassettes I was planning to give out,” said Darryl. “Wow, I wish I’d discovered Beth Moore sooner.”

Meanwhile Hannah and Harriet somehow ended up at the Pantera show tonight.

(photo credit: Existence Church/CC)

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