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Unger Games

Arena to Change Name Every Couple Years So You Never Remember What it’s Called

January 15, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB The downtown arena in Winnipeg has a radical new plan to make sure sports and music fans alike never know what the heck it’s called these days. “At first we thought we’d change […]

Unger Suspicion

Metalheads Accidentally Attend Beth Moore Event

December 3, 2022 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB It was yet another mix-up in the maze of hallways and passageways leading to Winnipeg downtown arena this week, which had metalheads Peter and Darryl Plett show up at a Beth Moore conference […]

Unger Conviction

Christian Smokers Furious After Church Implements ‘No Re-Entry’ Policy

May 9, 2017 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Waters of Blessing, a Winnipeg-area megachurch, has recently announced that they will no longer allow people to re-enter the building once they have left. “We’re sick and tired of people leaving for a […]

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