Who should take home the Oscar for Best Acting Performance by a Mennonite man? (Also vote for Best Actress and Best Picture).
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Mennonite Oscars 2018: Best Actor
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Mennonite Funeral Movie ‘The Burial’ Shocks Audiences with Sheer Lack of Pickles
HOLLYWOOD, CA Producers of the highly-anticipated Mennonite funeral thriller The Burial have opted to stretch the truth a little and remove all references to pickles and/or raisin buns from the movie. “Oba, a movie about the […]
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Your 2025 Mennonite Oscar Nominees
It’s that time of year again once yet. The Oscars! Well, of course, as Mennonite we don’t watch movies, except we all know Onkel Oscar who owns a TV behind the barn out back and […]
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Mennonite Man Excited to Take Flight in Neighbour’s Flying Car
ELKHART, IN The whole neighbourhood was abuzz this week as Mr. Funk of Elkhart unveiled his new license plate, which clearly indicated he had converted his sedan into a flying car. Naturally, next door neighbour […]