Ontario Mennonites. They exist. Let’s see how much you know about them!
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The Ontario Mennonite Quiz!
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Team of Industrious Amish Hired to Fix McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine
LANCASTER, PA After millions of complaints from customers, McDonald’s has finally found a solution to the broken ice cream machine problem that has plagued their restaurants across the country – hiring the Amish. “Actually, we’re […]
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St. Catharines, Ontario to be Renamed Taunte Katherine’s
TAUNTE KATHERINE’S, ON After having reached the required minimum threshold of resident Mennonite aunties, the city of St. Catharines has voted to officially change its name to Taunte Katherine’s effective the first of the month. […]
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Kitchener-Waterloo to Be Renamed Waterloo-Kitchener
WATERLOO-KITCHENER, ON Tired of always taking a backseat to neighbouring city Kitchener, residents of Waterloo have successfully petitioned the Ontario government to change the name of the metro area from Kitchener-Waterloo to Waterloo-Kitchener. “All those […]