Ontario Mennonites. They exist. Let’s see how much you know about them!
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The Ontario Mennonite Quiz!
Unger Games
Mennonites Refuse to Watch ‘Worldly Series’
ST. JACOBS, ON Thousands of Mennonites in southern Ontario have refused to join in on the festivities this evening after local pastors preached vehemently against the ‘Worldly Series’s this past Sunday. “I don’t know what […]
Unger Suspicion
Doug Ford Vows to Downsize Mennonite Elder Boards
TORONTO, ON Ontario Premier Doug Ford says he plans in invoke the “notwithstanding clause” to defend his efforts to reduce the number of elders on local Mennonite church boards. “The elder boards in the Kitchener-Waterloo […]
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Woman “Wins the Lottery” After Mrs. Brubacher’s Clothes Blow into Her Yard
HEIDELBERG, ON Mrs. Eby is feeling like she won the lottery this week after a particularly windy day blew all of Mrs. Brubacher’s clothes right into her yard. “This should keep the Ebys supplied all […]