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The Daily Bonnet
Federal Liberals Enlist the Amish to Address Housing Crisis
OTTAWA, ON Fresh from high level cabinet meetings, the federal Liberal party has come up with a brand new plan to address the nation’s housing crisis–hire the Amish. “I’m sure they can raise a few […]
Unger Conviction
“Freedom-Loving” Pastor Won’t Let Women Wear Pants
DOMMHEIT, ON Canada’s most freedom-loving pastor, Apostle Hank, is all about liberty and personal freedoms without any coercion or undue influence from authority figures. “Our freedoms are being eroded daily!” exclaimed Apostle Hank to a […]
Unger & Thirst
Leamington Residents Celebrate Canada’s World Cup Victory with Giant Ketchup-Covered Vereniki
LEAMINGTON, ON Moments after Leamington’s own Stephen Eustáquio scored the game-winning goal for Canada this afternoon, the ladies at the local Mennonite church were busy rolling out the dough for the world’s largest vereniki. “And […]